Dylan Eloff
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What is on your mind?
fckall? , other than trying to find vintage / second hand markets,to find clothes for afrikaburn, if you know of any hit me up
chising anyone ?
Nope I are not
You dating maxine? I really hope your standards are higher
Who's Maxine???
Your cute omg but like I could never tell you in person
Don't be a ***** , grow up and tell me
What is in your pocket right now?
Air and other sht
Why are you happy today?
I am?
What's the most overrated thing ever?
Putting clothes on
What makes you instantly like a person?
If they as cool as me, no ones as cool as me, so nothing
Ever pulled a Gr8/10/11/12
Anyone you aren't in the same grade as
grade 8 and a grade 11
i miss you so much
message me then ;)
vibing with shana?
No thanks
What makes absolutely 0% sense to you?
Girls, make no fcking sense, jesus
What were you doing seven years ago?
Trying to figure out who was the "pencil theive" in my class with my best friend at the time - grade 2
Thank you, Charlotte ellis
Apple or Android?
Android of course
What is a waste of money to you?
They say "time is money" and this question was a waste of my time
What percentage is your phone's battery on right now?
75%.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
These questions are so poinltess it actually is starting to piss me off
Do you want me?
Not especially, I dont know who you are
What little thing pisses you off greatly?
People trying to fck with me
Do you listen To nirvana and black sabbath?
Why else would i have the t shirts?
Best joint roller you know?
That gotta be Josh
Main drugs
What do you mean main drugs? Main drugs I take? Main drugs I shove up 9 year old boy scouts asses? Be more specific
Any suggestions as to where I can get a life?????
A good start would be stop sending me pointless qoohs
Banana bus
Banana bus
Banana bus
Banana bus
Banana bus
BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You need help
Feast your eyes on this beast??
No, I refuse
Which word have you started using a lot lately ?
fck off
Best experience at a restaurant?
Food.
Do you think it's awkward for a girl to dm a guy
No it isn't
Want to dm you
Then dm me
You seem chilled❄
Thank you⚡
You're very broken.
In what way am i broken
You're broken.
How am I broken
Calling the cops???
Oh sht son?
Best mate?
i got more than one ey but here a few from each different group of friend's
Leah H
Finn J
Indiana L
Josh N
Malcolm T
Richard T
Dream car ?
Dream motorike : Harley Davidson - 2017 fat boy S
You going to the joll in FH tonight?
Don't know bout it, dm me the details
What is your New Year's resolution?
They a waste of time, i don't have any
Youre cute,we should hang
Thank you, but it does not help in any way because I have no idea who the fck you are, so if you want to hang out tell me who you are?
Are you going to jhustice
No it's gonna be sht
What is something that actually offends you?
There isn't much that does anymore
You seem like such a cool person, I hope you're in my class next year
You're probably a cool person too and I also want that
What are you up to tonight?
Was at my friends house
Whats the weirdest thing tht happened to you this week?
Nothing weird been happening this week. I'm sure tomorrow night could get pretty weird tho
Would u ever date a black girl?
No idea
Pull either:
Hannah G or Jade B
Either
Would u date someone new now?
Possibly
Name some really pretty girls in your grade ? Please say ❤️?
There's a few
What's pissing you off right now ?
The fact that I'm sober
You're adorable when you're baked
Thank you.
What are you good at ?
Being a downy?
Why did you two break up? You were so cute.
DM me if you wanna know
Are you and jade still together ?
No
If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
Invisibility cloak for sure boi
What was the worst and best moment of your life?
Worst moment: it was the whole day when I was caught for some sht at school.
Best moment: I have no idea, there are a few
How are you feeling right now?
Bored af
Why do you and Jade always fight?
We don't
What are you sick and tired of?
School
Kak. You probably haven't even gone close 3rd base
I have but does it really matter, no.
Jade doesn't need a nai like you. She deserves better. You don't deserve her at all you tos
Cool bro, shot for the input?
Are u still into jade?
Very much so.
What base you been to?
3rd I think
U smoke?
Yes, why does it matter though
What are you looking forward to in 2017?
The fact that it won't be 2016
What makes your life worth living?
Dank kush.
'I'm McGonagall. Swoosh!'
That was one of my less glorious moments... shhh.
Why did you break up with, you know who,?
With Darcy? I wasn't really feeling it so I decided to break up and yeah thats about it
You have unlimited money. What's the first thing you do?
Spoil my girlfriend.
We know that you dating her because you like her. Buy why do you like her
Umm cause she's pretty fcking cool
Sometimes i miss you...
And your really amazing...
Really i need you in my life
And sorry if i ever did any thing wrong.
Honestly, I'm kicking myself for it.
Please stay as amazing as the person i know you are is
Thank you x
Whoever you are
What is your personal opinion on the Russian revolution?
I barely know what the Russian revolution is
Biggest regret?
No regrets
Why you dating Jade BottesfordBootes
Cause I like her...
I am Gina.
I English talk.
You $exy.
Me got big t***.
Me is 16.
Me lives in Russia.
Wanna fck?
???
No
What will your child's name be ?
***** btch
What you up too??
Watching walking dead
Your favourite subject?
I hate school
Who is your inspuration?
Don't have someone that inspires me
Whats your middle name?
Don't have one
How was your day?
Average I guess
Biggest turn off?
Still no clue
High point and low point of your week?
Highpoint: realising it's Friday tomorrow
Lowpoint: Monday
High point and low point of your week?
Highpoint: realising it's Friday tomorrow
Lowpoint: Monday
Favourite insect?
fck insects man
You're pretty cool...
You seem pretty cool too you know
Have you started studying?
Nah
Do you draw in your brows cos they are fleeking?
No I don't
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