Dylan Mendoza
Dylan_Mendoza
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Who and when was your first kiss ?
Me mum.
How would your friends describe you?
Perfect
A song you think is overated ?
All of the newest songs
How many doors do you have at your house?
What kind of sicko would wanna know dis?
Would you prefer to s*ck a man's dck? or get your arsehole licked?
Arsehole getting licked sounds alright
What do you need to survive?
Few tissues
What is your purpose ?
Oh sht trigrd
One word to describe your Ex
****
How do you plan on ending this year ?
With a bang
Why are you special ???
Because i'm better than everyone else
Whats your addiction?
Some addictions are better left hidden.
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
I have cut a few in half in my life
I'd never run away from you bby, lock me in a dungeon pls, pat me on the head and tell me I'm a fkn good root... I mean dad :)
Dad, what is dis, i'd never root you dad, DAD pls no
I'm your dad, believe in me.
Dad? But how? You ran away so long ago? Dad :c
U r MVP too son
I know, not as good as him though
Your favourite st Mary's player?
Yes, he is MVP
Ayeeeee me idol
He's everyone idol
Who loves to bounce? ;)
Who else but Big Corza (BDC)
Smoke it all up
Ounce to ounce, love to bounce, to bounce
Cuuntally or anaaly?
Both have there perks, but in the end of the day, people take a sht once in a while
So you root? Fancy
I'm too damn classy m8, you're not classy if ya don't have a root
How does it feel having your own emojis, eyyy Michaela.N
Well, emoji
noun
a small digital image or icon used to express an idea or emotion in electronic communication.
I can do this now which feels good
Wanna fuuck big boy
Never turn down a free root ;)
What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Bought an $8 shirt from Target
Is Bella $exually active?
Yes, I make sure of it
Is this a question?
Allow me to present my an** to you sir.
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
That is a good question
Favourite position?
Obvs mercenary
What is your current mood and why ?
I am happy yeah, yeah, yeah
Choken neggets or chikkn nuggits
Shieeeet, both pretty damn good
I like your shoes
Thankyou, I like my shoes too
Derlan, mah nïgga! You're a darl, should be a 10 though, thankssss Michaela.N
Yeah should of been but too bad
Short hair or long hair on girls? (Head hair)
I prefer long hair :P
Stop looking at my b*m
Sorry, can't help myself
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
I rarely know what the time is anyway so anything pretty much
It'll be **** because It'll have **** on it
Alright fair enough
Ya di*do one of those **** things
Ahhhh get it?
Nah mate, i'm saving for a di*do now but it wont be in my **** category
Something you regret buying and why ?
I've bought too many **** items to name
What was your first cellphone ?
A fkn nokia
Money or Loyalty ?
Why not both?
Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
pfft
iPhone,ipad and ipod users ,are you using IOS7 or IOS8 ?
Nah m8
Last person you argued with and why ?
My Mum because she wanted me to take out the bins and I said not yet.
What do you spend your money on the most ?
Dem chips at the shop
I want you in me
You can have me
Oh yay, bring a teddy
Sure thing
List some hotties xx
Ohhhh i don't know there's a couple
Now I can smuggle you into my rape dungeon and have a good time without feeling bad
Oh sweet! I'll get my things
Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
15, because 13,14,15
A body part you think you could do without ?
;)
Dylia? :'(
Dylia for lyfe
Finger in lick it
Tastes noice
You're actually alright looking ay
Am I ay?
What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
Humanities
Do u wank?
I think we all know the answer to this question
R u hitting on me?
Probably
Hi again bae <3
Hey again bae <3 ;3
What was your last dream about ?
Cant remember
The best song in 2014 for you ?
None of them are good
What is attractive about you?
Everything
Why do you like **** stuff?
Wut?
Nice picture here!
Cheers, I try to look my best ahaha
Who is she what class?
Ask me through inbox ;)
How do you want to end 2014 ?
With 2015
Same person as last time?
Maybe, maybe not
Do you like someone?
Yeah I do
wanna jack me off?
Yeah mate
What does your perfect day look like?
Yep
What's your favorite fashion item ?
Glasses
All I know about ye is that your first name is Michaela and and you didn't put mi makurp on
Wait I CBF messaging you does she have brown hair?
Message me and i'll tell you
Could I have one guess?
If you inbox it to me
What class is she in yours or others the 2nd girl don't have to say who
Mine
Have you ever liked more then 1 person this year and I'm only saying more then 1 because almost everyone has atleast liked one person
Yeah I have actually
That's a good year 9 list, who is your best guy friend?
Probably Harry or Rhys
What do you do in your spare time?
Not a lot, just catch up stuff
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