Dylan Keegel backe
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you hav big **** yah
Ahaha
Your nostrils are abnormally ****ing huge you look like a pig
My norstrils are fine, pigs taken it a bit far ahaha
No one gives a **** what you're doing.
Thats good Cause im doing you and quite Frankly i couldent give a **** about what im doing either you know ;)
i hear what u can do and i wanna try
AHAHAH
ur only my side *****h stop calling me everyday
No Credit love
U ****EN WHITE TRASH SCRUM
**** YOUU
Is it true u ****ed her till her legs couldnt move
Haah haah
You're fućked as cūnt
Do something, Crumb
Couldn't even get a root if you tried you thirsty fūck
Yeah brah thirstyyy lick my ****k ahahah
Last girl you had a thing with?
I hugged a girl this one time never again but ****k that shift girls have Gerns
You're so self centred cūnt
s*ck my **** oe
Not who
whoever the ****k you are
Who has the best as*?
not you
last time you had *ex or done **** wit a girl
no comment
What's the youngest and oldest you'd date
youngest 15 oldest 23
would u date a 10/10 girl but she has bigger hands than you?
Nah **** that her hands would be sooo big lol
some one u love ?
my Family and friends
what shape nipples do u like the most
Normal shape man what the hell kind of nipples do you see?
Biggest regret??
Letting the wrong people into my life and letting them effect how I go about myself on a day to day basis
fly lyk a butterfly sting lfk a mufuken bee
Ahaha
Thoughts on laura c
Sweet girl nicee as*
thoughts on schangaa
good bloke Havent spoken in a while
would u date a girl if she had 3 nipples
No way I'd b to freaked out
What's your ideal girl?
She's gotta make me laugh and ****t and she has to be decent looking to and she's gotta have a pretty smile ahah
U gotta **** one, marry one, and kill one: Amber, Batool, Stacey.
Go
****kk that's so hard, there all ****ablee and the other one lmfao I Couldent kill one of them fk your question haha
would u date a bigger girl
Not bigger than me that's the standard haha
who has the best t***
Dunno really not that into t*** to b honest haha
last bj u got?
Like 2 months ago best bj I ever got to
do you like anyone at the moment
Yes and no I like someone that I really shouldent b liking but yea I don't really know myself and what's going on in my head haha
fav girls?
Amber Batool Stacey no order
i want ur d bad
Ahah inbox then
im in the bath right now..
Good tah know
if i let u *** on me, can u be my bf?
Ahhaha nah Soz can't be your boyfriend
do you fantasies often about feathery hot chicken love
Ahhaha no chickens are ****ed up
would u hook up with a guy?
no thanks
whats ur snapchat hun? xx
dont call me hun
u white trash
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
are you close with that edin.s bloke
Yes he's a good mate
You're a nasty little glass of Tomato sauce... Yeah I went there
No I'm not I'm a glass of mustard sauce !!
fred wants a kiss
How do you know ? You're not the real Fred you're a fake identity!! :P
ur a nasty lil ****
You're a nasty little ****
Why do you ignore my inbox?
Probably because I don't want to talk to you and I don't have time for you !?!
How you doing?
Pretty good thanks you?
Dylan is this you?
I don't know is this me??
what did you do today?
Went to the australian open
Who ever the fk you are giving dylan **** go fk yourself, talk **** get hit. Acting like you own it all fk off c u n t your on anon idioot.
Thank yoi
Why do people give you ****?
Because they have no life
Okay. An id is a part of you (pronounced one word not i.d not I'd id) That is created when you are born it has your desires in it. You should know what your ego is :P. They have different wants and feeding them both generally causes problems
What the **** is your problem go teach someone else this bull****
My English grammar is fine without you
I asked a legitimate question yet you refuse to answer? You also annoy me. You seem to be someone who feeds both their id and ego. I'll spoil the story. That ends bad
Dumb it down ffs I have no clue what your saying ahah
My issue is that you insulted me and my country as well as the English language. Why do you put an e in words were it doesn't fit? What was the censored with 'h' at the end?
Shh you annoy me
**** your and America? It seems like you failed yourself in your education. I mean most people I know seem to grasp basic English here well. couldent? When I put that in Google stupid people come up?
What the fucckss your Issue *****h your nonsense isent wanted on my qoohme so get the ****k out
I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a kiss
That was very nice of you but luckily I didn't receive it
Love and like are 2 different things. U can like someone without loving them
Ahh okay and you're telling me this because ???
How old is your girl?
She's a twelve year old ****
its Fred From Down Stairs Dont you know me?
Oh hey Fred I miss you
emily didnato is too hot for you, seriously who man
No I'm just too hot for her
Is your real girlfriend a model?
For me to know for you to find out
Emily Your beautiful
Who is this ??
s*ck a big oneee
I only like to s*ck small ones !! xxx
emily who? be honest...
Emily Didonato
Thoughts on Elisha Edwards?
She's really nice but can be cranky :P
Who's the new you?
I am the new me ¿¿
Do you honestly watch gossip girl?
Yes who doesn't watch gossip girl it's the best
I'm obsessed with Nate and Serena
where you good friends with your girlfriend before you got into a relationship
We where the worst enemies alive!!! :D :P
I hated her so much since pre-school because she has always had bigger t*** then mine
Dylan, all I can say is it sounds like you're being questioned by the 'same fukwits on rotation'
Xx
You're a genius !!
Favourite tv show?
Keeping up with the Kardashians
Gossip girl
Bob the builder
Don't **** me and America
Are you ashamed of her?
I will if I have to!!
No I'm not ashamed of her she's mine and she's amazing....If I was ashamed she wouldn't be my girlfriend dumb ****
lol why won't you tell us. Where I come from (The great America :P) If you don't tell people their name it means you are ashamed of them.
Her Name is Emily Last name Perfection, ****k your and America ;) i couldent care
favorite clothes brand?
Nautica/tommy
i am not nosey i just want to help
shut the fk up
Wouldn't it annoy her that you're obsessed with her a lot?
Nosey *****hh ahah go away?
You sure you don't want your **** s*cked by me?
yeah positive you Ganga
Is she pretty? Are you over the top obsessed with her ?
Yes Very pretty and Yes yes yes yes yes!
Is she a twelvie??
No shes 15..
You know you want me to s*ck your dik
nah im algood
TELL ME WHO THE **** SHE IS OR I WONT s*ck UR DIK
Fk off idiot
Who you taken by
not naming jusss yet
r u single??
nope takennn
Who gives 2 ****s whats her name... Btw we r close me and u!!!!
Although u have disowned me a little now u have ur ***** with u :p
hahahahah Just another mad ***** ay, Shes no ***** You **** wit Get the **** off my Qoohme ****
Who is she??? Tell the name
nah If your a good friend of mine youd already know sorry
What are you doing today?
****in nothing
I love you heaps <3
I Love You too! :)
you deserve the best Dylan!! hope you guys last a very long time!!
Thank you! :)
is she pretty?
most beautiful Girl ive laid eyes on actually
you have a girl friend?
I sure doo!
hows your new gf have you done anything??
Just lots of kisses :)
hows laura dylan you still like her??
Dunno and nope
word on the street ur good root
Im a virgin hah
when i grow up i want to be just like you, you are my hero and inspiration.. without you i would be lost. im so lucky to have you in my life, hopefully someday we will be married
Awww thats so cute thank you!
Anonymous I see that's interesting
You deserve the best!
Well the girl I have is gold :)
who you dating?
Anonymous
Thoughts on Elisha Edwards
**** her haha
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