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Wait what? Is this...is this how you're asking me right now? As for Jared, I'm well aware, but what does that have to do with your horrible approach?
WHY DO YOU HATE ME.
Excuse me, I'm a born again virgin. I'm too pure for this.
Again? Sigh, I just finished about an hour ago.
Are you trying to kink shame me? Don't be rude.
TRIGGERED.
[Bends it over like I'm 'spose to] Aaay!
HA. I'm not touching this question with a 50ft pole. fck that.
Mhm. She drowned in the bathtub, actually...it wasn't accidental.
Ah, fck. I sure haven't. Poor kitten's running around my apartment all nameless and whatnot. I'll ask Thomas for suggestions. [Laughs] I'm sht at names.
Very. [Chuckles] Was introduced to the world of kink and BDSM from my ex. She was actually my Domme.
Oh fck. [Hangs my head while laughing] This is going to s*ck so bad. But when I was experimenting with my ex, she caged my **** so we could see how we felt about it...and she lost the key at my mom's place. We searched all over and couldn't find it, and finally I just flat out asked mom if she found a key. She did. But while giving it back, she asked where it went to, and my face must've gave me away, because she demanded to know what was happening. I cant lie to mom. It never works. So I pretty much told her that my dck was locked up. She didn't speak to me for almost a week and a half. [Facepalms] Love ya, momma!
Hugs and kisses. [Blinks] I'm so serious. I'm a s*cker for kisses and you'll always catch me hugging people. I've had shtty fcking days before and after a good hug, and I end up smiling like a fool. [Cracks up laughing] Hugs let people know that you care and that you're there for them. It's comforting. And kisses...kisses can say SO much in such a small amount of time. You could tell someone that you need them with a kiss. That you love them. You can tell if they're happy, or not, with a kiss. That simple action can scream out what you're afraid to. You just have to pay attention.
Guilty! I enjoy spoiling my 'children'. I love 'em!
Touch your boo? What? I don't even know your name! Do we just skip all the normal formalities and get straight to heavy petting like horned up high-schoolers?
One, thank you for reading it, and two, yes I am. Richard's a great guy and he's been helping me for the last year and a half. He's somewhat like a father.
[Exhales slowly] Darlin', if I was bi, I'd fckin' say it, wouldn't I? [Cracks up laughing] Google is your friend, I promise ya. But, if you truly want to know more, just hit me up. I don't mind talking about it if you're serious.
Definitely. My friends are practically my family. I absolutely love and adore them, so being protective comes naturally to me.
[Chuckles] Of course! And no, I'm not straight. I'm Pan$exual and proudly so.
Oooh, I've many habits. My biggest would be...me always ready to fight someone when I see one of my friends sad. I don't like the thought of anyone hurting my dear friends.
Quite a bit, to be honest. The main thing is that I no longer allow myself to fuss over things or people that no longer matter.
Hating millennials' love for technology. I'm not sure why it's a thing, or why it's such a problem for the geezers. Baby boomers are pretty damn close to dying out...crying about selfies and snapchat is not the way to be spending your last good years.
[Throws my head back and cackles madly] I'm gonna pass. [Snorts]
-Blinks- I...uh... -wiggles the butt-
You have the right to remain $exy. Anything you say can, and will, make me bust a nut.
That's asking alot, you know? I enjoy food the way some enjoy a glass of fine wine. -Chuckles- I don't have a favorite type, to be honest. I like all food, definitely no picky eating from me! As for a dish? Roasted turkey, stuffing, sweet corn and green beans. I love Thanksgiving food!
Come sit on my lap.
But I enjoy nibbling on others.
Favorite type of food, or a dish?
IF YOU READY COME AND GET IT, NAAAA NA NAAAAAA
-Side eyes you- You know damn well that I don't like One fckrection. -Coughs-
-Arches my brows slightly- Hm, I guess I'd have to say 'Lucky'. Don't hate.
I want cheesecake. Care to get me some, darlin'?
Uh, Scary & Posh. Pfft. Duh.
Insomnia is a sleep disorder. It means that I not only have trouble going to sleep, but staying asleep as well. 10/10 would not recommend.
Work, or my damn insomnia.
I have it! I'm a massage therapist, and I'm also co-owner of a local bar.
Ah, I do believe it was one of the customers at work. She said I wouldn't...so I did.
Kira, a good friend of mine.