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did you give anybody a rose today?
No I didn't, but I gave out pick up lines :D
does the purple monkey fart the alphabet on a night of despair?
Is this an innuendo?
I like you.
Bear my children
yeah anon who do you like?
Yeah anon tell everyone
Everyone wants to know, just tell..
Why do you even want to know? Who do you like anon?
my valentines love for you is over 9000!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA VEGETA!
I read these and I want to know who you like..
Why so curious? Stop asking. He's a cool guy. I'll never tell you.
I want to know too pleeease xoxo
What to know what? :)
Elly
Elly LOVE hehehe get it? no? ok.
Happy valentines day x
and to you too x
Just tell on here, or give hints...
I am lost in the art of hints
what card?
If this isn't cath never mind xoxoxo
ralph is amazing. he knows the facts of life
He is a free wee child <3
you are grool
DID YOU LIKE MY CARD? OMG
are you a train? cause I choo choo choose you
This just reminds of ralph!
whoooo issssss itttttt
Why don't you mail me and maybe I'll tell you. Maybs.
Since it's the day of luuuuv who you like?
Oh no one really... ;)
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
OMG IT'S A CHICKEN JOKE HAHAHAHAHA
Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
Sure you can ;)
you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
AWWW :')
ok well maybe i didn't get you one but that's not the point. the point is #foreveralone#yolo#swag
If you bought girls roses maybe you wouldn't be forever alone. Just a thought. Maybs.
Did you get a valentine today?
Aint nobody got time of dat. But seriously no I didn't
bro I clearly did get you a rose!
I clearly did not receive one! :(
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Take the hint xoxoo
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Where have I heard these jokes before...
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HA HA HHHAAAAA man I love pick up lines
Tomorrow. 10am. C8. Be There.
make me
why did you not get me a rose?
why didn't YOU get me a rose?
nice costume today ;)
I love dress up :)
Fight?
Name a time and place
you looked reallly nice today (:
Thank you! Thank my parents for my beautiful genes
I saw you today..
Did you say hi? That deserves a big congratulations!
hush, there is no need for sarcasm...
HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHA AHAHAHAH AAAH.
Some people hold words close to them, military has Semper Fidelis, i need fetch.
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHA AHAHA HAHA HA AAAAAH.
******s, that's how. Or uneducated privileged white swag f**s who continuously, perceive the need to front a douche bag appearance and hold 'tarded mannerisms that in turn further depreciate their standing within a structured society.
woah woah woah, no need for that language. deep breaths. i didn't know fetch meant so much to you
It's not going to happen!
I don't get how yolo is a thing, but fetch isn't.
Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen!
But fetch is so fetch!
#bulkforbieber
Bulking is not even fetch
But I don't care anyway, because I shall pursue what makes me happy, Carpe diem; doez kare, imma do me, yolo
#cutforbieber
It would be foolish to reveal oneself at this point in time as I am currently enthralled by the Anonymity of this persona tl;dr nah g
Well i'm not
why thank you, I thoroughly enjoy this banter brah
who is this? It was quite enjoyable banter
you are gay.
oooh how offensive and original
A lion does not concern itself with the matters of a lamb
HA Gaaaaaay
I did, and it helped a wee bit.
repeat until gentle as a lamb
I will destroy you anywhere anytime.
take some deep breaths in, and out
you cheeky kient 1v1.
I'm not stopping you
Knife fight brah?
I will wreck you, fight me irl
Nah making them go into a deep pool then removing the steps is fun, or putting them in the kitchen , make them burn food start a fire then proceed to remove the doors.
That's terrible! unless they're rich and i hate them
Why Daniel Radcliffe?
I love harry potter, and his hands fit mine perfectly
sims 3 hardcore gamer breuh. 360 no hunger.
I like making them all fat <3
Favorite actor or actress?
Daniel Radcliffe! I love him
favorite Game atm?
favorite card game is snap, favorite board game is monopoly, favorite comp games is sims3. I am a hardcore gamer
Who is the smartest girl you know? and the smartest guy?
mmm I know a lot, like robyn and alex, and jack and matt, but are we talking book smart or street smart?
whyy so swaq?
no#1 balla on luckie street, das why, cos its all good in da hood
shame foo, yhu haf tu goe bak tu Coledge soon haha!
eye knew write, hu needz skewl aniwae, #yolo #swag #cutforbieber
sometimes when i mas*******, i weep.
I really really wish I could undo that. Perhaps some counseling is needed.
Oi sick kient I heard you lift.
all day err day, all the fullas be mirn
hey
I just met you, and this is crazy, but this is qooh me, so question maybe?
Would you go out with a gamer?
I have 3 gamer brothers, I love gamers
I think I love you
what a daring proclamation of love.
I ate an entire box of scorched almonds. now i wish i could scorch the fat off.
I got a bee sting on my foot and its swollen, so I haven't done AMYTHING. I am pleasently plump
Got titty milk?
The jugs are a jiggling
I miss you...
Aww, who is this?
Calander girls.
That ad on the radio!
Dungeons and dragons.
Always wanted a dragon
John Key
heho mr president
Okay man we're gonna get some bugs and we're gonna fight..
I thought of a bugs life ahahah
Porpus meat.
Catherines quoting
Catherine and Leah.
No words come to mind, only horrible things I wish to suppress
I bet your favourite chicken is whitey, you rasicst.
She's the Bit** out of them all
Hairy and long.
starwars gremlin
Swollen and lumpy.
grapefruit hives
with the next following questions you have to say the fiirst thought that comes to mind when i say the words.
go go go
Which is your favourite chicken?
I hate them all
Have you named your chickens?
Yes, the white one is whitey, the little brown one is little browny, and the other one is just chookface
Chosen dance move for partys: the b**ty pop, the sprinkler, the napoleon dynamite or the inbetweener?
I do all of them hehehe
Next sunny day im thinking a swim in someones pool ;)
please please please i hate swimming alone!
Ever fed chicken to your chickens?
I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON, I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT :(
Gstrings or granny panties?
granny panties duh, i'd rather take style over comfort
You like me ehehe
Whatever paddles ya waka ;)
Tell me
Calm yo t*** and mind yo business x
Who do you like?
Bear Grylls xoxoxoxoxo xoxo xoxx xox
What did you do today??
I swam in my pool and had a nap and ate and went to the gym and sat in the sun and read
holy crap you smell
Mm I smell so good! You jelly?
Shall we go thrift shopping? ;)
Yes please ;)
Yo dawg
Sup trill, I'm making it rain these dolla bills
you smell
It's my natural musk
Sorry I meant: your mada?
Fight me Reuben Isaac or should I say Poobin I-s*ck hwehwehweh
Iz niiiicki minaaj
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