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Emma des Tombe

Emz_des_tombe

Don't be shy

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What makes you genuinely happy?

Timothy Stephen Hacker❤️ (And food)

Emz_des_tombe replied 2736 days ago 1 1

Out of all the untensils to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?

Idk

Emz_des_tombe replied 2737 days ago 1 1

Out of all the untensils to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?

Idk

Emz_des_tombe replied 2737 days ago 3

Is a mustache your mouth's eyebrow?

Yes ?

Emz_des_tombe replied 2738 days ago

Do you think the first lady to give birth to twins, was really confused?

Yes, definitely

Emz_des_tombe replied 2739 days ago 1

That's good. The goal is to make at least 1 person smile everyday

That's a good goal x

Emz_des_tombe replied 2739 days ago 3

Do you know if people had to build houses like spiders, they would literally have to sht bricks?

This made me giggle

Emz_des_tombe replied 2740 days ago

Only because you asked nicely!

Thank you ?

Emz_des_tombe replied 2740 days ago

And dentist's fingersssss

Noooo not againnnn

Emz_des_tombe replied 2741 days ago

Eyes

Yesss

Emz_des_tombe replied 2741 days ago

And frog eyee

Eyessssss

Emz_des_tombe replied 2741 days ago

Have you tasted snake legs before?

Yeah they taste like beef

Emz_des_tombe replied 2741 days ago

Engage your senses. His hand is dangling above your mouth how can you resist the temptation?

Oh my god this went so dirty so fast @portia?

Emz_des_tombe replied 2747 days ago 1

Just imagine it was strawberry flavoured with a very fruity and pungent aroma. Truly irresistible!

Ew that sounds gross

Emz_des_tombe replied 2747 days ago 1

What if his gloves were flavoured? Then I bet you couldn't resist the urge. The temptation

Nope I'm sure I still could

Emz_des_tombe replied 2747 days ago
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