Emma des Tombe
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What makes you genuinely happy?
Timothy Stephen Hacker❤️ (And food)
Out of all the untensils to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?
Idk
Out of all the untensils to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?
Idk
Is a mustache your mouth's eyebrow?
Yes ?
Do you think the first lady to give birth to twins, was really confused?
Yes, definitely
That's good. The goal is to make at least 1 person smile everyday
That's a good goal x
Do you know if people had to build houses like spiders, they would literally have to sht bricks?
This made me giggle
Only because you asked nicely!
Thank you ?
And dentist's fingersssss
Noooo not againnnn
Have you tasted snake legs before?
Yeah they taste like beef
Engage your senses. His hand is dangling above your mouth how can you resist the temptation?
Oh my god this went so dirty so fast @portia?
Just imagine it was strawberry flavoured with a very fruity and pungent aroma. Truly irresistible!
Ew that sounds gross
What if his gloves were flavoured? Then I bet you couldn't resist the urge. The temptation
Nope I'm sure I still could
Just a quick one like a cobra. I am sure it will be a most pleasant experience for the two of you
These have to be the weirdest qoohs I've ever gotten?
Just a quick taster won't hurt anyone!
Yes it will?
Try it next time you good. It might just be the tastiest thing you have ever tasted!
Nah I'm good I actually like my dentist and don't want to be banned from him?
Is it legally allowed to s*ck a dentist's finger is they leave in your mouth for longer than 4 seconds?
I don't think so, maybe
What should be free, but isn't?
Chocolate for girls on their periods
Well done for fasting today to you too!!!
Yeah yeah ? But thank you?❤️
If eye rolling burnt calories, would women ever have to diet?
Definitely. And if complaining made us skinny we'd also never have to worry about watching our weight
Instead of being buried or cremated, have you ever considered being shredded?
No, and I never will consider that as an option
Do you wish you could unhinge your jaw like a python to eat a pizza whole?
Hell to the yes
Can the saying "it's the thought that counts" apply to exercise?
Yes ?
If a vegan turns into a zombie what would they eat?
That's a silly question as all zombies will eat the same thing, it doesn't matter if they're vegan or not they will end up eating the same thing when they're a zombie... duh
In Zimbabwe the problem is priorities are wrong hence why there is such problems
I know that ? We are living them
That's wasting food there kids starving in Uk you know. Maybe the food is there for safe keeping for later
It's not wasting food. TBH I think zim is a bit worse with the starvation problem
Do you not believe in serviettes because any food wiped away is food wasted?
No I think serviettes need to actually be implemented more, no one likes talking to someone with food around their mouth or on their shirt etc, that's nasty
Did the tag hit you up?
Nope
Are birthday gifts just rewards for not dying?
No ?
Okay I will tag you
Okay?
Possibly seeing as that the opposite of basic is acidic.
Go for it
So if I put a picture and said "acidic", that would be the opposite!?
I don't know
What is this new social media trend about calling pictures "basic"?
I have no idea, I didn't even know that was a trend
What is vibing and what is vibes?
Vibes is energy, vibing is messaging and getting with someone basically in a relationship but not official, excuse me if I'm wrong ?
Lol what was the story/situation on that trip?
We were at antelope park and I really needed the bathroom so we snuck away from the herd and went
So when someone says someone and someone are "vibing", are they exchanging energy?
Okay not quite, I thought you meant like good or bad vibes... vibing is something different
Have you ever been in a situation where you and a friend tried to sneak away on a school trip to find a bathroom? Amyleey
Yes @kaj
What does "vibes" mean or refer to?
It means like energy to me anyways
You have conditioned your mind to think that fun should be associated with drinking. Until such a time when drinking causes and accident, your mind will then be conditioned to associate drinking with the accident and not fun!
Okay? But that hasn't happened yet so chillax
You make me sick to my stomach you disgusting little ***** I hope you die in a car crash with your parents
Thanks ?
Drunk A$$ ***** kill yourself.
After you hun x?
Why does it make the night fun? Cannot you have the same fun without the alcohol?
No you can't, people say you can but personally i can't
Ok I see so its sober pressure
Honestly I don't have a reason for doing it but it does make a night out more fun
But if you don't enjoy it why do it? Peer pressure?
No not peer pressure, it's my choice, it's also horrible to be around drunk people when you're sober
But you drunk. So why do you enjoy it?
I don't particularly enjoy it but it's fun when you can be more confident and can dance like an idiot without caring
Why is there such a fascination for drinking and getting drunk?
I have no idea.
Apparently we best friend goals ❤️?
Ew ?
The secret to a good friendship is... ?
Food
You and my dearest Timothy are perfect for eachother and I'll ship y'all forever - I was sent here by your story
Thank you?☺️
Have you ever done stuff with someone other than Tim?
Nah
The best/worst guy you've gotten with ?
Best - Tim
Worst- shame it's mean to say that on social media
You and Tim are couple goals af!!
Aww thank you☺️ X
Hi bestfriaaanndd - guess who? <3 <3 <3
I have no idea but hiiiiii best friaaaaaaandddd❤️
I hear you've got his nudes
Yeahhhh, you wanna see?
Whats the meanest thing you've said about your bf to somebody else
He's a bully?...
And then the ceo said that he was disruptive because he refused to volunteer to give up his seat for staff members
I say we start an uprising !!
The situation was actually very disturbing. Watch the video on youtube
Oh my ...
What are your thoughts on the recent event that occurred on board United Airlines?
I have no idea what happened but I've seen memes and they're very entertaining
Do you parturate often?
Idk what that means
When were you the most happy and why?
When I'm with him cause he's amazing
Good to get the opinion of others that's all. Nothing serious
Alright. Cool
It was a question anything was not being implied.
Why do you keep asking me about it
Surely a genuine friend is a friend that tells you the truth to your face rather then a friend who tells you what you want to hear even though it is false
Yes that is what a genuine friend is... what are you implying?
Of course not like serious boyfriend and girlfriend stuff. Like normal stuff would you stop talking to that person?
Probably not
The truth?
I mean like I wouldn't be friends with them if they told me they got with my boyfriend... I would if they said I looked ugly that day (hopefully nicer than that) it all depends on how bad the truth is
Why do you get offended? Would you still be friends with the person who told you the truth?
Depends on what they were telling me
The truth will always find you eventually. Do you get offended by the truth?
I do.. but I'd prefer that to a lie
So people would rather hear falsehoods?
No, everyone wants to know the truth but they get offended when you tell them the truth. Humans are complicated
Why do people get offended by the truth?
The truth hurts depending on the situation
Why, were they broken?
My front tooth was hit out by a hockey stick so then it was fcked up until this year when I got it properly fixed and it looks identitcal to my other one ?
Your teeth of course
Are finally fixed
Do you rotate your tires as often as you floss?
What
When you eat peanuts, do you ever think you are making peanut butter, depending on how long you chew?
No because you need a lot more ingredients to make peanut butter.
Is the past tense of screenshot, screenshat?
Idk
Think about this for a second - Did you know there about as many testicles in the world as they are people?
Ew.
So what does bae mean?
Before anyone else
Yeah of course I didn't everyone is different and we all know different things. I know things you don't and likewise. What's there to be offended about
Oh gosh it was sarcasm ?
What do you want for your birthday
Food
So why was it offensive?
Cause you didn't know
Why is bants a swear word or something derogatory?
No it means playful conversation and it is short for banter
What does bants mean?
This is an offensive question
Can I dm you because I would really love to know you more? X
I'm taken Sorreh
I clicked the link but there's no more pictures of timothy?
I'm sorreh?
What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?
Eating
What could you talk endlessly about?
Baes face
What does it depend on?
How miserable I am
Would you take an experimental drug if you were suffering from a disease that had no known cure and why?
I don't think so, depends I guess
Why is everyone proud of Portia?
Cause she's so smart and got into ECU❤️❤️ #proudmammabear
What specific thing do you dislike about people?
That they can't mind their own fcking business
Are you still at Hellenic?
Since day 1 lol
Who are you currently ignoring and why?
Portia cause she's weird
Ur like the cutest and fittest thing ❤️
Thanks
What is something you need to get off your chest?
Nothing atm
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