Qoohme

Poes

Touchè

Whatsay sick ****!

Your moms are ****ing fresh !!! I would shnaai both of them !

That's a good idea , maybe try grow a **** first ?

Is tari bae ?

No

Ethan its thabiso and you black Lol

Lol , k.

I wanna **** you so hard
- cait xo

Please don't g

But I ****ed ur mom

Too bad you don't have a d1ck

I think you're fresh xo

Shot

Ay you look like Darth Vader

Yeah because I'm your father

Eat ****

Your mom did

I've got better bangers then you my brah !

Min

U ugly

Thanks

What does your perfect day look like?

Uh..

Who you like?

I like oroes, nutella and the letter k.

Sure

K

Be my bae.

Bae is a Danish word for poop. So, no, I would not enjoy being your poop.

You went so deep into me it was sore but I loved it #yum #penetration #deep #ouch #harder #yessssssssss #bae

Haha. #F*ckOffIfYouLikeYourTeeth.

your cool browse

Thanks brooks

K. thabang14

K.

Be bae ?

I am bae.

You're special. Plans soon?

Thanks, so are you. Definitely!

dont you think tam should be a model ?

Totally.. Haha

Shut up singii.

?

You're single yeah?

Yeah?

K

K

I still want my clothes (top shop / cotton on - remember) ;)

Okay okay Singi ;)

Ethizzle. Remembaa ?

No.

Don't hmm. Me you ****ing druggo tayban_14

Whatayatalkinabeet?

Hope you have trained cause Ill **** u up tomorrow Ethan

From thabang tayban_14

Hmm.

Ethan I bet that's jared chuning you Tudu_D

Okay.

Hectic gymer ay?

Zyzz.

Hump me please

Nah I'm okay.

YOu make me wet

K sick.

Why are converse shoes so hard to put on ?

I don't understand English.

If you think I'm ugly or anything please come say it to my face instead of to ethan on here ? I can fight my own battles xo - ethan's girlfriend.

Don't worry angel, your not ugly or anything, they are just miring and they know they will get fvcked up ;).

Brah how did you get so dak ?

There's this new thing, don't know if you've heard about it. It's called a gym.

How can you remember the future ?

Time travel.

Omgggg!!
Such a funny person you are. =D
Thanks for carrying my bags and for all the laughs ;) Caylaemanx

Omggggggggg!!! You gave mike a nice punch last night ey. =D Anytime ;)

Why are people chuning your girlfriend? :/

Because they thought they should talk about mine, since they can't talk about theirs, because they don't have.

Is anyone flooking g? , if they got scarm tune them dalla... Tudu_D

Ya g, they must dalla!

Remember that night together, when you put your fingers in my V. It was so hot #wet #***** #ermergahrd

No, because I've never done that, but remember in the future when I ****ed you up?

Why you on steroids ?

I'm not. But thanks for noticing.

Mmkay

For the other than that is not sure you can get a few days of the other day and I am so sad but I have a lot of this

Please tell me where you learnt your English brah..

You got no buns hun

Don't need ;)

OH MY GOISHSSH LOOK AT DAT BUT

No thank you.

MY ANACONDA DONT GIVE A **** ABOUT YOU

Like that affects me.

I have to pay a penny helps you find out more about the latest news from the UK and Ireland

Dictionary?

Hey boi wat u doin. U so cool and swag

Yes.

Meowww

Quack.

It's Sheldon cooper. Bazinga PUNK

No.

Gateway jolls.

Yes.

Make me

Chilled

HHAHAHA MY ANACONDA

K

Thanks again for your help. If I was wondering whether it is a bit of a new York City of London and have been made to order a copy of your order

Go away.

Wack it!

Kay?

Come to gateway on Saturday? :)

Yeah sure :)

THIS BOY NAMED TROY USED TO LIVE IN DETROIT.

Okay..

I am looking forward to seeing the photos from the airport and also the first time in my life I am a beautiful person

What are you on about?

Partay?

Yes

Jy het nie manners nie. Niemand lyk jou

K cheers.

Sawubona. Unjani?

Kahlele masende mowunawu!

Goienaand. My ma gese dat jy is pragtig. Sy is lief vir jou en ek twee. Het jy lief my?

Good bye.

goeiemore! Ek is baie opgewonde op jou. Jou gesig is mooi en pragtig! Het jy 'n meisie?

Dankie. Ja, ek het.

The only problem with your friends and colleagues in the Netherlands and I am looking for an experienced team

K?

heeeyyy boo. Its bestieeee ; )

My bestie doesn't call me boo /: wtf?

Tennis ball

Luke =D

Its true

Mmkay

YOURE LIKE MY BEST FRIEND. I JUST WISH YOU WOULD TALK TO ME...

Sorry about that..

BABBY. IM WAASTED :( :) :* :/

I like that song.

Are you Sipho Nggbane? I think you are! My bestie ♡

Besteh ;)

Oh na na. Whaaats my name?

Sipho!

YOURE SO HOT! LIKE I CANT EVEN DEAL :'(

Um.. Thanks =D

E - dawg ♥

Hi?

Chune me what!

Fuark

Mirin? Nah u ain't mirin

I'm not, you are ;)

Mirin ghee ! jordan_greyling

Nah, you are!

Stop hating on him ... It actually does hurt.

Thanks :(

Are you Chinese? Because I think then maybe you should start opening your eyes and find a better girl my boy!! ;)

This site is for questions only. If you have a problem with me or my girlfriend, come say it to my face :). 47 high dale road.

Chuuuuuune me dalla tayban_14

Chune

Your comebacks are shocking

So is the level of your maturity.

You're not my friend because you have no friends

Wouldn't want to ruin your fantasy :).

You always say your instead of 'you're' I think your english s*cks my friend :)

I'm not your friend.

Eww!! Get dak please. Sincerely every girl out there :)

A simple example of mirin.

Yip really :) I don't saw mirin because I actually grew up..

Fantastic English.