April.
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Penapple. BrimOfAbsurdity
PINEAPPLE PENNN!
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Silly Willy. BrimOfAbsurdity
That's me.
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Dean nice?
I just said that, dumbo!
Go talk to him, he won't bite you.
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How's Dean like?
He's a good person.
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You want Dean, everyone knows.
It's my bestfriend, so yeah.
YOU DAAAAAAMN RIGHT, GHOST RIDER. I'MMA WANT MY BESTFRIEND TO BE THE BEST MAN OR THE PERSON THAT PLAYS ROCK MUSIC AT MY FUNERAL. GO BESTFRIEND, GO, GO.
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Favorite people here?
/ @BrimOfAbsurdity.. everybody else is fake.
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You and Dean.
Bestfriend goals. I know.
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What is the biggest way people waste money?
On candy.
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I hope I cheered ya' up. BrimOfAbsurdity
You did. ?
I went to sleep, though.
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You're awesome. BrimOfAbsurdity
We're awesome..
The Miz even said it. ?
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I'm awesome! BrimOfAbsurdity
Too sweet!
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Yo, Dean here. Let's fck, baby.
I quit drinking.
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Get up! BrimOfAbsurdity
I ammmmm!
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What happened to bein' night owls together? BrimOfAbsurdity
I ran into a wall. ?
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Yo buddy! BrimOfAbsurdity
Hola!
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You both fcking each other.
We're literally not.
Please go back to leaving us alone.
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You love Dean.
Yeah, he's my bestfriend.
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Dont come at dean, you *****. ?
It's my bestfriend, dismiss yourself, scrub.
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Whats your idea of a perfect date?
Nothing fancy, but nothing ghetto.
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N e g r o s | C r a c k e r s | W e t b a c k s | HAIL ISLAM
You're dismissed.
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Dean is fcking me anyway, you *****.
Who he fcks is his concern.
I have no control over that man, whatsoever.
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To Whomever is asking all the April/Ambrose questions.
SHUT. THE. fck. UP.
April and Ambrose are friends and are infinitely adorable as friends. Leave them alone.
You are appreciated, love. Thank you so much!
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Just think about him inside you. Don't that turn you on?
Nope.
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You know you lick his balls
Actually, he bought them from Wal-Mart because apparently it's a crime to lick bouncy balls in a pit over a dare.. but I didn't know he sent that video out.
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Stop being a btch
I'm being tested.
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I bet he's big down there.
Don't know, don't care.
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What would you do if you seen him naked?
Throw a towel at him.
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Be honest, you'd love to s*ck his dck on the couch while Nicole was upstairs.
No.. but I'd s*ck a cherry-flavored popsicle while kicking his A$$ in a video game.
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Let him choke you.
Hey, @BrimOfAbsurdity.
Choke me.
No? Don't want your bestfriend to die? Oh, alright. Sweet!
Sorry, he doesn't do that kinda' stuff to me.
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How you feel about Dean though, deep down inside.
Alright, here it goes..
Dean's my bestfriend, we started off strangers, became friends, and because of the fact that we put up with eachother's craziness and went through morons like you, we're bestfriends! It s*cks that you guys wanna try and make everything weird with your twisted thoughts, we're pushing through that because we're bestfriends and we won't let stupidity cause awkward tension and break our bond. We literally laugh at you every single day, when we're supposedly "fcking." Now, are you done screwing with us?
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You'd love to ride his dck.
I wouldn't.
You're honestly so gross. Leave us alone.
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You and Ambrose, sweaty, heavy, $ex. His balls would be sweating after.
You need help.
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I'd fck you so hard in front of Dean.
He'd probably help me kick your A$$.
Family never gets left behind.
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Dean's Ambrose lucky he gets to t I t t y fck you.
@BrimOfAbsurdity has an Ambrose that gets to t i t t y fck me?
What's "fck"ing, mate? My t i t t i e s only shower in soap and water, they don't get touched by Dean's Ambrose - they're touched by me, in the shower. Go away, vulture.
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Bet you want his dck.
If I did, I'd tell him, honestly.
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You talk about Dean a lot.
It's my bestfriend, literally my Day One.
What's wrong with that?
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Ugly dusty hoe, Dean already has Nikki. ****. ?
@BrimOfAbsurdity.. ?
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Let Dean fck your *****.
Nope.
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Hell, can I s*ck on those t***ies? - Dean.
@BrimOfAbsurdity, GET YOUR TWIN. ?
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Just kidding nor Jeff or dean like you so ugly
I honestly donut care.
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I heard jeff hardy like you RP
That's cool.
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I love you. - Dean.
I love you, too!
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Dean told me, don't think he doesn't want you. When your crush and you date, he will ruin it. He's in love with you.
That's literally bullcrap, adios, amigo!
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Leave her alone and stop with the stupid questions about me. BrimOfAbsurdity
Dear anons:
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Poor dean, he wants to POUND YOUR P U S S Y
He doesn't.
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You must like someone
I sure do.
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Those tots! Deans a lucky guy
Tots?
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Dean wants head from you
Leave him alone.
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Hi do u like feet If u do inbox me Feetlover69
No.
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People just need to fck off spreading lies
Right?
I'm being attacked over my bond with Dean, it's utter bullsht.
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You hate Gays
I honestly don't. I'm bi$exual, myself, so why would I hate gays?
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If there's thing you should know, you dont fck the logang
I actually don't, but your jealousy is unrealistic.
I haven't fcked Dean. We're literally bestfriends, and pathetic people that hide behind an unknown profile leaving rude remarks on my Qooh sure as hell won't break our bond. You're dismissed.
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He told me he hates you, you always come onto him and tried to ruin him and Ash. You're a dog, you ****.
@BrimOfAbsurdity.. is this true? ?
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fck marry kill you you and you
I'd fck, kill, and marry myself.
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Whatever you ugly S L U T, That's why dean won't date you
@BrimOfAbsurdity's family to me, and if I'm a s l u t, why not ask him if I've ever thrown myself at himself to prove yourself wrong? S l u t s are for everyone, also - looks are nothing, the heart's where it's at. Take your delusional A$$ elsewhere.
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N e g r o | c r a c k e r
I don't see people for color, and if you would actually label someone any of those names, then do me a favor and keep your distance, you disrespectful jackass.
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Homophobic b I t c h
How am I homophobic?
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Ok then Jeff Hardy Randy Orton Matthew Hardy (fck MARRY KILL)
F u c k : Randy Orton.
Marry: Jeff Hardy.
Kill: Matthew Hardy.
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Who is your crush RP as
That's really no one's business but mine.
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Mapple leaf wrestling s*cks
So does your grammar.
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Who you liking
None of your business.
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Baby I'm perfect for you, let's smash
No, Ron.
Go find Becky.
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Are you a wrestler for Mapple leaf wrestling
I'm the interviewer.
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You aint got no bars no flow like a lake do
I don't know this song.
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Heard you use to bully kids back in high school!
Nope.
I hugged them, though.
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Dean likes you
@BrimOfAbsurdity's my bestfriend.
I know exactly how he feels about me, and it isn't the way you're thinking.
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fck Marry Kill
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
CM Punk
F u c k : Matt Hardy.
Marry: Jeff Hardy.
Kill: CM Punk.
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Are you a girl irl
/ Yes. I have a v*****.
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Yo. BrimOfAbsurdity
Hey, bestfriend.
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If you stomp/jump, I could move my hands. So really unless you know another way to step on my hands, I doubt I'd let go from your foot :)
You're hurting my brain, who sent you?
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How do you feel about ranom people appearing in your DMs for roleplays?
/ I'm open to roleplays, as long as there's no smut involved and their writer's literate.
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Well tbh it depends on how you step on them, not what shoes you wear :)
I will literally jump on your hands, anon'.
I donut care.
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In a relationship?
Single, but no one can handle my sht on a daily basis.
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How could you possibly use those boots on my fingers? ?
By wearing them, of course!
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John Cena. Dean Ambrose. Roman Reigns.
F u c k/Marry/Kill
F u c k : Roman Reigns.
Marry: Dean Ambrose.
Kill: John Cena.
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That's cool!
Super cool!
We're getting married now, right?
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Depending on how you step on my hands determines if I let go :)
With my leather thigh highs that have steel spikes on the bottom of them. ?
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What?
Yeah!
"Anonymous."
Love you, babe.
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It's nobody!
Actually, it's the person constantly asking this.
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What's his last name start with?
He has no last name, amigo.
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Is there even a crush?
Yeah.
It's you.
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so no one knows ur crush
Not a soul.
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Who do you like? Give the first letter.
'Tis none of your business.
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Favorite Dean?
@BrimOfAbsurdity, duh!
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How would you make me let go and fall?
I'd probably step on your hands.
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twerk dat A$$
I actually have a video of me trying to twerk.
It was funny.
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Ambrose is the best wrestler.
@BrimOfAbsurdity's better.
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Pineapples. ? BrimOfAbsurdity
Pineapple pen. ?
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Thats alright. Thank god you didn't say you'd make me fall ?
I probably would.. unless I know you. ?
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Eli Graves is the greatest pro wrestler on the planet. Don't agree? No one cares!
You sure are, Eli!
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Captain Ambrose. BrimOfAbsurdity
That's new.
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I'm a pirate. BrimOfAbsurdity
Ay-ay, captain!
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Argh matey. BrimOfAbsurdity
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Whoop there it is. BrimOfAbsurdity
*Dances in pug.*