Faltu bas khamakha
Excusemeplz321
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Jab jab tera khwab aya hai main idhar tujhse bateh karne chala ata hu na janeh kyu itna chehak Mehak uth ta hu tumhare bareh meh soch kr kya tum vohi ho jiske liye meri ammi ne dulhan ka joda ban va rakha hai
πew
What if I bite you
Ulta rehpta
What if I kiss you
Gay h kya?
π
Lo chalo ab bataiyega
Kya? Btau?πππ
Catch
ππ©
πππmml
Rehndo tumπ₯° itna gnda reply(π?ππ) dediya mere msg ka ab kese mukabla kru is momoj ki chutney seπ€
πππbhaiiii yr me kya hi bolu π₯²π
Ro mt bhaiπ₯² rkhlo apne rajma ko apne psπ₯°
πππππpta ni bc chl kya rha h ? ππ
Aisa hai ki donβt be the kabba meh haddi and yes apne keh ne se pehle zra sauu bar soche kyuki hum dil de chuke sanam sheβs my rajma in chawal so Iβm nth wo my hooman my Angel my love if Iβm Jethalal sheβs my daya β₯οΈππ«Άπ»πΉ
ππππtappu ke papa π«Άπ»papa tappu ke π₯Ήππ
Abeyo jo bhi he momoj ki chutney, she is mine sweetheartβ₯οΈβ¨, baby, milk in dairy, toy in crax, masala in maggie, isliye apna dekhlo tumπ₯°π€π» Vo baat alg he ki naraz he abhiπ bhai zada freee na ho koi inseππ»π€
π? ππ
Yeh mkc iski joh bby bol rha ho tumhe tum meri baby ho bas
π₯Ί
Lagta hai humari last night ki vajah se thakawat ho rahi hai π
What the ef πππππ??
Worlds best doctor ayega ab meri angle bimar kesse π
ππ
Sab suno joh bhi idhar attendance lagane ateh hai This person is My Bae so sab nikal lo Yaha se
ππ
And let me tell sabko how perfect she is sheβs the milk in dairy, sheβs the toy in crax, sheβs the masala in Maggie, she's the lal vali chutney of momoj baki if yeh he hai toh he jod liyo bhai bas you are the perfect ifykyk π«Άπ»
ππππππwowwβ₯οΈ
She or he?
She he she he she he
Kya ho gya bby
Bimar kyuπ
π₯Ί
Kon bkl vitamin me ki deficiency bolra hai
ππππ
I think aapko vitamin me ki deficiency ho gyi h
Dr to khra h ki pani ki kmi hogyi hπ
Mood off?
Farewell se phle thik hojau bsπ
Ki hui
Bkl tu h kon faltuπππ???
Sabka samadhan hai π₯Ή
Kya?
Pizza date ?
Bimar af hu lekin craving momo pizza ki hi hori h laadoπ₯Ί
She or he?π
Ni btaugi muh tod duga tera dubara pucha to
Mood off tha?
Kiska or kyu?
You up?
Kya hua bolo bolo
She?
Kya she he ? Hein ? Kya she he ?
Biwi - dekho maine 8 sal se isko nhi pehna phir bhi fitting vaisi ki vaisi hai
Pati - kuch toh khuda se daro yeh shawl hai
πππwdym???
Heights of tv ad β ladki cheekh rahi thi aur villian paaglon ki tarah uske dress ke button kholne ki koshish kar raha tha, bt fer bhi button nai khul rahe they
Background voice aati h β gopal button waleβ¦appki maa behan ki izzat ke rakhwale
Lame afπ
You are my angle β₯οΈπ
Batmiji niπ (π)
mood kyu off?π
Kisne kha?
satt mei nachengeπ€£π€£
Ohk
tune hi toh bola kya karu toh naach bc tuππ€£
Kch bhi ?
Shinchan dekhne wala 20+ boi. Lag nhi rha π mayank.mishr
Bhai sachmeeeee
Karle thodi mehnat, aur kya hi kr rhi ho wesebhi mayank.mishr
Glt bat h yesb shadi h prso meriππ
Pahadi
Me? Nooo but my parter is from shimlaπ«Άπ»
Shinchan vagera nhi dekh rha, u seem more interesting than that honestly π mayank.mishr
Me to boi hu shinchan jesa mujhe dekho use dekho ek hi bat hπ₯°
Up for a game? But thodisi mehnat karni hogi aapko uske liye. Inbox kar aur online rho yrr π mayank.mishr
Ni yr bc phle id kholo vha likho fir wps mtlb yhi sab kru me bethkeπ
I saw u reply just now, sharam karle thodi ππ mayank.mishr
Boiiii hu me boiiiiπππ₯Ί
π§πΎβπ¦°dua
Sheβs the only one ogπ«Άπ»
Where is my eidi
Bhai ji happy diwali
π©πΎβπ¦° who?
Me to boi huπ¦π»
Nahi Sussu
ππππππbc mrja tu khi jake
ππ₯²π₯Ί??
ππππππππ
Tumhari lelu?
Kya ? Tasveer? No
Koi na tab tk aap bhej do eidi
Hn hn bhjugi bhjugi mummi or didi ko bolo jldi kre β¦β¦β¦.
Sussu
Muh me lele bhsk sussu
Ssup without bby :)
ππ₯²π₯Ί
Help me out get un-bored too? π mayank.mishr
Go n watch shinchanor horrid henry (i am 20+)
Now this is what I call a pfp. Disgusted by what though? mayank.mishr
Awaiππ«Άπ»
To lao eidiπ€€π€€
Mummi bhjni ri tumhari bolo unhe jldi bhjeπ
Baby π₯Ί
πππππnice
Eid nudes?
Hn bhjdo koi ni bat dege eidi smjhke ππ
Batade yrr, what could be so confidential for a teenager π mayank.mishr
Teenager?π
naach fir tuπ
Tu naach bc me kyuπ
Akele akele ku bore horhi h, let's do it together π mayank.mishr
Ye sahii chiz h vese
Chuha aa gya tha use pkdna h
Bhai kon h tu yha ajata h roz time katne ajata hπβ₯οΈjo bhi h cute
foi fake nhi tha vo bs deactivate kiya hai id koπ₯²
ye msg
Bhai to me kya kru?ππ
πͺ€
ππkya chlllllra h?
i mean 3 msg bheja tha vo nhi mila?
No??
you Online rn ?
Yesππ
3 bhejna tha maineπ₯²
Mtlb?
uhm mera msg nhi mila?π₯²
Konsa msg?
Bhai clear karde he or she ?
Bhai insan hu itna kaafi ni ?π₯Ί
I think I wanna be your slave
Youβre..!!
Yellow lays is better than blue lays
No
Hamesha yaad rakhna ek admi ke dil ka rasta uske pet se hota h
Ohk and ?
Your bf is hot btw
Ni to π(muh miya mithhu)
Baccha suarπ
πππthik h aap?
New toy jisko baccha bolaπΉ
Kch bhi? Tujhe pta bhi h kch suarππ
Enjoy with your new toyπ₯
Bhai kya khna kya chahte ho? Konsa new toy?ππ
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