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What is the lamest xmas wish u'v eva made
Hahahahaha a boyfriend fr xmas de it guy:) hahahaha lame man 4 real
Ndufuna ndikufunsile r u in a position of datn?
hahahahahha am in de position of datin depends if am feelin u.....
Apart 4rm "DOg symons"...i min Diggy symons... who do u have a minor crush on pa FACEBOOK???
Huh? I dnt knw, i hvnt ,had tht feelin in alng tym and onestly speakin i dnt rmbr tht feelin
wud u like to hav a stripper pole?
a stripper pole no...............coz tht requires u to strip bt a pole yes its fun
everydae music bwanji???????
basi musik b dope
if your to date a guy, who can it be as of now?
HAHHHAHHAHAHAH..........DIGGY SIMMONS
are you filn any dude ryt now?
hahahahahhaha..............hw do u do dat?
ur ma dreamgal i wanna marry you....wen we huk up ama gona tell t woz me hu wrot this....bt am nt sure faith if u rily like me
hahahahahahhahahahha niggggaaaa aaaaaaaaaaah tht is waaaaaaeeeeee......woooooooooow........dude u anonymous......u got me speechless
do you know there is somebody who is in love with you but is shy to go further?
really ddnt knw...........y is he shy
niga u stil ansrn these dumbf*** qstxn? Rhetorical...
Nigga pliz wen a homie cnt sleep and has nthng beta 2 do its stil a wedsite so chil u feel bruh
would you date a nigga this period in time?
mmmmmm........sure.......koma.....
U xuled at lady bird ryt?
yes,,,,,who is dis
U were xul'n at lady bird?
yap lady bird was my school hahahhaha who is this......
Hav u stayed n blantyre b4?
yes i hav
Hav u stayed n blantyre b4?
Yes me has
wats ur favour8 perfume?
AXXXXXXXEEEEE......AXE...AXE
wish he was urs huh?
hhhhhaaaaa who?
swag turnz u on ryt ...then i tink ma swag can give an orgasm.....so watchu say i tink we shud link up
Ayt bt who is u
Wat wud u do if u found owt ur boifrnd is cheatin u wit ur clos friend?
Simple brkup wit hm basi
Nde muthu ndangonena iwe mpaka asa
esh nigga fyn sorry
Wat do u thnk of lng term relationshps?
tyt.....dope
Haha bt ngati uli lesb usiye siza bo
Nawe i just told u am nt asa
Akazi akutukombo amati ukafunsa zaiwe amati ka les b kaja
hahahahaha God is my witness i aint no lesbo.......fact is its either they hate me or they wonna b me o they r just into me
what turns u off
aaaaah messed up swag......aaaaaah......dumb lines.......koma swag yokha mess it up aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.....SHUT DOWN....MYND U AM A SWAGG ADDICT
wat turns u on?
swag and axe
koma some galz said u r lesbian?
EEEEH KOMA NANU....CHABWINO WHO R DIS CHICKS......MXIIII.............ANSA...IF THEY R INTO ME ANGOBWELA ADZANDI WUZEOKHA..........instead of spreadin DUMBASS RUMOURS.......AM NOOOOOOOT AYT.....
r a lesbian
mmmmmm nope.........
wat happnd btwn u and samson? y dd u break up?
mmmmmm kaya..y u askin wats it to u
Herd u r a lesbian u used to **** sum gals at tugals
HAHHAHAHA ow 4 real??? **** i ddnt knw......damn.....i knw i was out ther but lesbo ash no HEEEEEEEELLLLL NO! hahahahhaha 4 real the stuff pipo come up wit wen u r entertainment prefect haahahhaha funnie.....aaaah damn eeeh ndendima menda ndindani??????
what was there btwn u and lastington?
wat i call a FLINGE......
Wats yo best cartoon eva watchd???
spirited away
Ndimakufuna chibweeeeeeee!!!!"Lol
aaaaaaaaaaah ok nyc to knw
Jus hrd yu we're cloz fwends wit Wezzie Mhone' wat happen btwin yu guyz. Z it true dat yu date sem guy.
yah i was homiez wit g-wez.....we frnds bt nt cloz co of sme issuez............ Z it true dat yu date sem guy. i dnt get wat u min cn u ask it proper
is u and amabel paterners in crime wen dancin
HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL YEAAAAAH.......
is it true u a freak on the dance floor?
dude am a freeak everywer i go.....so yah
y do they call u scooby d?
COZ AM DE UNDER DZ OF DE SCHOOL TUGALS..........OWAEZ HUNGRY AND VERY LOUD AND CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEET
3y,unadwalap0 mab0mu?
wats tht
are u that bored?? why u takn all ds crap?
huh.......
Wasup cuty missy
hie sup wasup .....nthng much dis syd
Yow bebz..whole heap ah dem talk&dat..no fil no way-jes do ya thing..live ya life......olla aiwa
Ama do dat thnx
SAD?u knw w@ u cn d way better...why sad?
basi thy thngs i can achve bt havnt coz of lack in confidence.....so i fynd myself SAD
Hw wud u dscribe urself in one word?
SAD
Ur singo coz ur ugly get a guy show the world then udzathetse we wil knw kuti u jst dnt lyk guyz
Ugly?! Wow I ddnt knw.....I ddnt say i dnt lyks guys...wats it 2 u if i dnt date?
why are you so dark bt ur brotha is light instead of u
I tok aftr my dad....ndadz basi
Faith tadzuka ticheze plz
Dude am up
Faith tadzuka ticheze,ndakusowa2.
Am up
C'mon ama fuk u ryt
No thnx
S0ri gal bt i c al0t f bad stuf tz lyk f nah 1 kn0z hw 2 t0k 2 galz anym0
Esh finaly sm1 who undastndz wazizwa eti
M nah pimp m jx a guy hu 0x snd 2 earth 2 fuk u
I dnt thnk so
Damn m h0rny ryt nw i wana fck ya
Sory nigga bt i aint no whole so go **** urself
Ndimaona ngat utha kupepesa ndi kulapa?
Wen i thnk of jesus peace and joy washs ma soul and o i wonna do is kneel and pour owt o ma tears i doubt if i cud thnk of dat early enuf
Kukutsila ma spam kuthako
Kip ur spams 2 urself am 2 wise 2 lay dwn wit a p.i.m.p if u knw wat dat minz
So u mean your parents hv granteed u to bring boys at ya crib
Nah therz rule 4 dat
Utati Wakwela Bus Imozi Ndi Yesu Ungata?
aaaaaaaah nigga ash faint
What did ur parents say wen u first came wit tha guy
mum nthng dad....was dope wit it bt we had to chill outsyd
K... Faith .. Cn ax u 1 quecion Ndukukhalisa chete ukuziwa?
huh go ahead
do u tink am gudlukin?
dude u anonymous me dnt knw man
Unayamba wabweletsako a guy kwanu
yayah
Unayamba wabweletsako a guy kwanu
yah to chill 4 sure ma homiez 4 life y nt?
want wud a guy hav to do to say his sorry
hahahhaha he has to do 2 thngs......just 2 nde basi wanditha
Week ya m'mawa
Week ya mmawa yatani
Ndizakuchinda liti kodi?
Do i luk lyk a whole for hire? Nigga mayaz touch me and ur **** comes off
how many guyz hv u evr dated?? And who waz da best of all
1 :) basi
EH R U REALY THE SWAG QUEEN??????????????????????????
i dnt knw.....am i?
u a dope gal heard u hav a crew is it true?
nah i dnt.......
Umabonga iweyoo!!(*****)
Axse undionapo? Nigga u dont knw me dats y u dnt own me
if u wer runnin 4 miss fb wht wud u final outfit b
supras and a nyc pair of skinnies......a big t-shirt wrttn HERE I B THE QUEEN B
iwe i heard u dance....nanga y ddnt u dance ku zanzi???
not in enuf sweets and i was goin to koma nw ask amabel wat happend.......
wat wud u do if u found ur man cheatin on u.......and the girl his wit wants to fyt wit u
**** nothng i dnt fyt 4 guys.....he cheatd baxi de gal can hav him no prob....hahhahahahahah it myt sting koma nde akufuna nditani....
u z swag queen i respect u ;-)
hahhahhaha.........SWAGQUEEN I LIKE THT thnx....we cud rule de swag kindom together if u like
huz ur crush As of now
hahhahaha nah dnt hav 1.........
Kodi sumayankha zamulungu bwANji?
ziti????? i like whch 1z
I thank God 4 u axse. . . I pray that God shud always b on ur side tht tha devil myt nt overcome u. . . .
hahahahahha amen!!!!! sombody ahahahahah
is it true dat your desperate u ask out boyz
no....hahahhaha.....i'v neva askd out any guy
ifeso we want to knw y u r single
am single coz.......ash **** onestly i dnt knw y
Yu so dat beuatiful, y nat ada galz onli you.tek care gal
hahahaha*****BLUSH*** hahahhah aaaah nigga thnx...
is it tru tht u r a lesbian
waaaaaaaat r u 4 real.....no.....ash...wat makes u say tht???? mxiiii wat actually thts qwt funnie hahahahahahhahah....no am nt
Hw old was u wen u had ur 1st crush on a guy?
aaaaaah i dnt rmber
F a guy ax yu out thru fb n @ the sem tym yu datin' another 1 alread, u oso inluv wit him.
First of if a guy askd me out on fb o on de 4ne mayaz......i like a nigga with the ballz to tel me straight in ma face.....secnd if i had a man i wud neva EVA do anythng tht i knw wudnt b ryt 4 him.......am jux nt the type
r u *exy?
AM *exY AND I KNW IT......LMFAO
Y ru cngle
yes i am single
Stop havin FAT ASSZ!
Oho so nw my as* is fat ok iweso stop wear bikiniz 4 13yr old ur masiv boo*s luk lyk thr gona pop out and flash us o 2 blndsvil......i knw its u sistz
Hahahaha sis b*m short injayi th 1 u wor ku lake and i had 2 help u get in it...does it fit prpr nw? Coz an hour of dat pul up was exhstin
Ah it was jst an hour and sm minutes so deal wit it u lazyb*m and no it does fit anymr it evn reach wit out bstin a zip nid new pair ukandi ngulila eti
Its novmbr and i heard u want 2 hav a party,is true?
Mayb or mayb nt i dnt knw yet....dnt ask me i dnt host parties v2k does so ask him:)
I <3 u faith,bt am nt happy that u dnt mind evrythng i say to u,y do u treat me like that faith?,am nt afta ruining ur lyf as other guys do. . . .HOPE understnd wat am tryn to say here. . . .
Hahahahaha love i$ a strng word...i hope u knw tht....am sory i dnt tak u seriously....and i stopd lettin guys ruin my lyf dats myt b 1 of de rizons y am single:)
iwe y dnt u hav a boi f?
basi
axse **** i'v seen u wen u high on sugar ah ayi u a handful.....its just sugar.....sweets.....what happens axse...?
onestly i dnt knw.......sometymz i dnt even rmember wat happend
r u addicted to swag
yah its true.........if i dnt swag i twitch its my caine
Nde uyese ukamasamba utavula
now y wud i wonna do tht?
Upolame ndiye uyang'ane pakati pa miyendo yako undiuze zomwe ukuwona
well am wearin jeanz and o i c is jeanz......koma u....i dnt nid to ask u to check throu ur own earhole 4 a brain.....i wud b wastin my tym coz u dnt hav 1:)
Den y nt delete dem
gud point bt Nahhh........
Y are u askd dis stupd qestins?? casyp
Onestly i dnt knw am more confusd dan u
If u eva had isuez wit sum chick & nided ha 'delt wit'...u wud hala @ mi, ryt?!.........BP
its a waste of tym and energy tryna deal wit chicks so i dnt waste ma tym on tht....i wud rather just walk awea....so sorry mayne
Wud u lyk to date a guy who is bornagain?
yes y nt.....bt it depends....nw ask me y it depends
Am not horney bt ndufuna ndidziwe hw u felt wen my **** was penetrating in ur *****
iwe kagone.....
i cud hv axkd to date u.,bt u r nt so much prayerful and u r much busy wit tha worldly stuffs;and i dnt thnk u wud lyk me coz am nt gud at the thngs u mostly do,so its a mismatch. . . I jst pray tha GOD shud change ur lyf..wat do u say abt dis?
u knw am seriously tired of answerin pipo tht judge me...its quiet pointless.....so ama say ok.....i am a sinner.......and u ryt am nt as strong as u......bt isnt tht y i nid u...to help me nt to judge me.....to teach me and nt to rejet me.........and more i wud cal u selfsh bt tht wud b rude.....so once more thnk u 4 shadin some light on me:)
Who is ur ma hope
hahhahahha am just jokin
are you a christian??
yes
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