Faizoo_001
Faizoo_001
What up dawg, Ask me anything that doesn't make sense ?
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What's your crushes name? Mah7866
Depends who's asking?. I personally enjoy grApe drink ?
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Yo. S/o to Ziyaanah. She be damn clever
Of course she be daaayyyyyuuummmm clever.....she's MY niece. I would be lying if I didn't say I enjoyed the warmth of her pee trickle down my leg?
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What up dawg, how was your burger from prawn start from the rooftop? ?
If you have to ask......you already know??
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Who was the rudest guest at your house and what did they do?? ?
The rudest guest was this girl.....?
It was a bright and sunny afternoon, I could hear the satanic scratching on my door, I opened the door and there she stood at my bedroom entrance, this uninvited guest, this girl. ?
She rudely said, "Put on a movie for me", it boiled my blood that she said "Put on" and not "Switch on". I was irratated that she desired watching a move instead of asking about my day. ?
Non the less I SWITCHED ON the movie and to my surprise I actually liked Finding Nemo. The girl rudely gets up halfway through the move and walks out of my room, and begins howling like a 2 year old?. Being the gentleman that I am I decide to go and comfort her, as I walk out of my room my feet begin to get colder?, I assume it's just because my room was hot(because I was in it?). I stand next to this girl and hold her hand but then i feel my feet get colder and I can now feel the bottom of my sock getting damp.....it was at this point I realize that my 3 year oldcniece had urinated at the entrance of my bedroom, and my socks were soaked with her pee. If you're reading this Ziyaanah, grow up and stop all this childish shenanigans.
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Y tho
Illiterate: y tho
Faizaan: Why though.
Illiterate: Thanks bro
Faizaan: That will be R1 000 000
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Hi
Why you gotta bring skin colour into this bro?
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Third, because three is Sunnah ?
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What’s One Thing You Really Wanna Learn How to Do?
Master the art of chivalry
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What turns you off in a person?
If they judge other people
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The last lie you told ?
I told someone that the time was 10 past 4 when the time was actually 4:06
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What is the worst decision you ever made?
Choosing sleep over someone more important