Farah Isaacs
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Why are you so savage? ?
I don't always chill in the freezer for long enough?
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How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
But kaanti what ex ?
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I know you don't like pies but let's get baked together? ?
You can get serious burns from getting in an oven ?
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Will you let AYD slip his D into your panty??????
I can give him one but I don't think that's hygienic ?
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AYD vs RIZZLE
But we all know I'm the winner?
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You like BJ?
I have to like my friends don't I ?
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If you and I were in a dark room alone together, what will you do?
Is Eskom back at it ?... I guess I'd have to get some candles out ?
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Why are you so funny?
Am I really tho??
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What's with you and algham?
Always be greatful algham??
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Your eyes ?
Bless for the sight I've been given ??
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Is your name Maths paper 2 to be so difficult
No one is that difficult ☹️
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What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Does your mommy know you speak like this .. Astagh
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"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
Allah is watching you
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I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
Your homework is the only thing you'll be doing ?
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Gatsby is my second favourite thing to eat in bed
You shouldn't eat in bed , it attracts the insects
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I like evrery bone in your body, especially mine
Is like to advise you to open up a Quran kanala ??
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Where do you live
Hopefully in Jannah IA ??
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Action or Comedy?
I like some good action
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Can I have your number please?
911
I only take emergency calls ?
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Are you the distance formula because I need you to work out the circumference of my d ?
Doubt there's anything to measure ?
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Butter chicken and chill? You can bring naan ?
I only bring the jol ??
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#teamlaeeq
#TeamNeverHappening ?
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Can't believe you and taahir are twins!!!!!!!!
I never knew 1998 and 2000 is the same year?
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Im glad the people know you were born in y2k
Connecting with the kids ?
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Salaam. Its me
Yaaah been waiting since last week??
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s*ck my tollie and let's pretend it's a lollie
I only s*ck bompies
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I'm gonna draw a map so i you can find your chill, coz dayam ?
You can use a gps too ..doubt you'll find it ??
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Is your name Farah to be so savage
That's what it says on my birth certificate yah ?
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Is your name strawberry yoghurt? Coz yirre you lekka
I prefer the plain yoghurt ?
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Laeeq say his been down under
Did he go swimming or something?
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How was Laeeq's dala?
Is the whole dunya dreaming?
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Plans after exams... IlyaasManan_
Yaah my bed has been my only friend ?
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Sugar looks like salt... ?
But I'm honey ?
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You and Taahir fam?
Nah we look similar and have the same surname ftg
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*clap clap*
You're funny? Kauthar_sats
Thank ya ?
* cries because Lowkey my only talent *
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Can i also be your fraand?
Sure we can be fraands ?
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Qaasim Hendricks?
My friend ✨
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What do you think about AYD' channel?
E for effort?
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You and AYD a thing?
nah but me and food tho ?
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Ayaad says he verdalad you?
Ayaad has big dreams ?
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Brent said you sent him some though. Why can't I see them too?
Dreaming
Wishing
Hallucinating... Choose one ?
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Can I see your nudes?
I never thought I'd have you use those baby photos but sure I'll send 'em?
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You pretty.
Thanks kind anon ✨
You're * tho
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What's it like living on an estate? amyarendse
Idk , because I don't live on one ?
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You clearly have far to much fun with the snapchat filters. We see you in the mornings
Yaaah, who doesn't love laughing at their face ?
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Your current bank balance ?
Filled with good jokes ☹️
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I hear you like em black?
The burnt ones always add more flavour ??
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Hey boo boo ? aminawilliams
Hey lover ??
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Do you have feelings for Brent?
Do you?
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AYD?
I'm not ready to be famous
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Is your name playa? Coz damn you've got game
I'm the coach ??
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Farah and Brent sitting in a tree...
T-a-l-k-i-n-g
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Your eyes ?
Dark like my soul ?
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You regg
I must be a reflection of you?
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Tie your laces.. I don't want you falling for anybody else
No wonder I always keep my shoelaces untied ?
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Teach me how to hockey?
Teach me how to life
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Saw you watching Brent's match?
U16A's * , Was I supposed to watch the spotlights?
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If you wanted to ask the person but they would've said no but you just wanted and thought yes about it what would you do?
I'm confused so I'll say I'll ask them?
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Crunchy or squishy?
I like em crunchy
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Why are beards made of the same types of hair as the private areas?
Bc they shouldn't be there
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Grade ?
11 , supposed to be in 10?
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Do you even know how beautiful you are?
I'm really not ? But thank you?
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Ayaad Bailey? Thoughts...
Tbt?
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(don't get so emotional brotional) ?
Don't bro me if you don't know me ?
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Gotta bae or nah?
Is you tryna date or nah ?
(Nah just me, myself and I ?)
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Hey. How are you doing
Hey✨ I'm good and you ?
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First kiss?
Haven't had it yet ?
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These replies are p funny auj IlyaasManan_
Thanks fam?
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bb
I'm not a blackberry fam✨
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Can we talk again??
If I know who you are , sure ?( DM me )
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At what point did you realise you are attractive?
Straight outta the womb ?
Jokes what's it like ?
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How much do you love boulders
Not much .... Jk love you Moosa ??
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Do you work hard ?
How'd you know Rihanna was my second name?
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How far have you been?
My kitchen ?
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Number one boy?
Harry styles ??
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Brent Johnson?
Probs not the right flavour ice-cream
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Finally ? IlyaasManan_
Yaas?✨