Michael Nguyen
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How would your friends describe you?
irreplaceable
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How many doors do you have at your house?
my kennel doesn't have one :(
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How many kids would you like to have ?
around $2
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
by death...
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Whats your addiction?
no guy is required to answer this
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If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
a tree
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I want to slip into ur dark abyss at night while ur sleeping with 2 strap on di*dos attached to me :))))
man just try not to wake me up please
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ily bb gurllllll xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
awww ilyt !! xo mwah lots of love being thrown at you
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I had a niqqa lyke yew
what does this even mean
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Last great thing you did ?
be able to function with 4 hours of sleep
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you anon(s) need Jesus in you
literally in you
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ur kum must taste like my as hole
more like it tastes like UR MUM
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im leaking kum
can't you just turn it off...?
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OHHHH THIS KUM IS ON FIREEEE
SHE'S WALKING ON SEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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im gonna knock u out next time i see u btch
i'll make sure to bring a bandaid
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ur kum is in my veins
brother ...?
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ur kum is like the ocean
nooooo
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Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
Definitely eyes
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kum everywher
go take a shower omg
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u are my kum daddy
wtf i didn't ask for this, i'm leavin
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so much kum everywhre i want it ***
thirsty
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What cheers you up ?
a nap and presence of friends
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kum in my eye
can you squirt it out your eye
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kum in ma earr
that doesn't sound right
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i love kum
it is an effective facial cleanser soo
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I like to imagine u wankn
wow why do you love horror movies so much
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Whats it like to drown in your own *** load?
it gently cleanses my skin and clears any impurities in just one load without drying or irritating the skin
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but your not buff or strong..................
a boy can dream, right :( ?
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Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
can i just sleep forever
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i wish i had a friend like u
i am that friend
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how do you deal with sadness
talk to my freestyle dance teacher
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Best compliment you ever received ?
omg wow! you are so buff! i wish i was as strong as you are!
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you probably finger yourself...
you need to pick your nose somehow
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What is your current mood and why ?
strawberry milk cause it's yum
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UR A$$hole U DUNB fck
WHAT WAS THAT ?
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who do you skype with?
lads and ladettes
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Do u sometimes put ur index finger in ur wrinkly star shape??
what do you mean
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Describe your life in 3 words
Gooder as Fk :)
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NO YOU'RE NOT STOP TROLLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YOU AND PHILLIP ARENT BROS
no we are sisters, i told you >:(
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There's millions of ngyuens
WE ARE ALL FAMILY
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nah mang you and Phillip are f*ucking trolling I swear
but our last names are both new wen
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WTF YOU GUYS ARENT BROS!!!!!!
ackchyually its printed on our birth receipts
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Why should people love you ?
no need to
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WTF YOU AND PHILLIP ARE BROTHERS
MIND BLOWN PSHEWWWWW
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Are you and Phillip really related?
YES WE ARE RELATED, WE ARE BLOOD SISTERS
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y u no schoolies
i did at home though
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why do u look like phillp
well we are sisters so
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What is the greatest thing about being single ?
the spotlight is on you
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What's missing in your life ?
wheelies
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Is your year going great ?
LOVIN IT AS ALWAYS BUT SO MANY RESPONSIBILITIES NOW
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more like mic gay HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
more like mic cool HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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To that anon: you need to be saved by Jesus
it's already too late
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are you a narcissist?
no :(( not yet
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How do you want people to treat you ?
take me out to a luxurious and prestigious 5 star restaurant decorated with crystal chandeliers, located 5 metres below the indian ocean offered by a 180 degree panoramic view of the coral gardens by which it is surrounded intended to elicit an emotional dining experience, any maccas would be fine actually
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fck you in the A$$ you fcking piss head please make babies with my son his 8 years old and ready to be penetratable for you father mic heal
i need holy water eye drops
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Which of your friends would you say is into k**ky, bdsm
david would love bdsm, his a submissive little sweetheart ;) tie him up
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#stopmichael2015
can't stop, won't stop
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can you you be the *** to my quats
HAHAHAH kumquat
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If your gonna have babies with michael they're gonna be black
you mean cupid's successors
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it feels really good when i think about you
you wild pigeon
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your hot
must be because of my blazin swag
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Rate yourself out of 10
a fat 10
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do u even e***tion bruh?
of course i equation, maths is my babe
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sometimes i touch myself and think about you
i wish i could multitask like you :'(
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i want to have asian babies with u
you can't just choose what ethnicity your baby will be, that's racist
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Come take mee im waiting micheal kun
i can't drive
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I have strong emotion for you
IS IT LOVE ? IS IT HATRED ?
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ur better than the asians, u have a big noodle
it's all about the motion in the ocean
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why does the hat in ur profil pic say "I Lest" as in I molest?
or maybe it actually means i roll less
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I want to be your gangster A$$ btch
come in for an interview
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u look like a turtle
that's because i'm michelangelo
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i want to loose my cherry to u
i'ma have to pop it first
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take me and make me a woman
i know you're only after a spicy maccas date
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i want to have your dimsim in my grill
you're gonna need a wider grill
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i saw you earlier this morning you looked so kawaii
aww thanks, i was in my boxers and a t shirt <3 <3
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Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
tunak tunak tun <3
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fckING LOVE ME
yes, sorry i stopped loving you :((
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Can you sing 4 me plz?
i'll perform for you
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What type of people bore you ?
absolutely no one
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What's the flux of the vector field F(x,y,z) = (e^-y) i - (y) j (x sinz) k across σ with outward orientation where σ is the portion of the elliptic cylinder r(u,v) = (2cos v) i (sin v) j (u) k with 0 ≤ u ≤ 5, 0 ≤ v ≤ 2pi.
omg please i've done my time already
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Let
and let g(x) be an antiderivative of f(x). Then if
g(5) = 7
find
g(1)
what's f(x) though ?!
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They say tha ding-a-ling of a asian is pointed upwardz so when they bust a nut there dcks ram tha fck into tha g-spot
i don't get it
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approve it all BIATCH
DISAPPROVED. god has spoken
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Yo crazy-A$$ not even asian you fake A$$ whack mutha fcker you be thinkin its funky pretendin ta be asian, i be deeply offended by this, you put a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-A$$ shame ta tha legalization of gay mariage
can you prove this through interpreted dance to me ?
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your $exy for asia
aww thanks sweetie <3
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give me a lift ta westsidebank
that's too far though :(
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WIFI ME
depends how strong our connection is
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i got a cruch awn you...r mate angela
you have a crotch... on me... and yes i am mates with cactus
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bet yoh look good nakes
i look better covered in nutella tbh
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I bet yo' fingers be lookin like yo' dck
my fingers are slightly curved, what does this mean ... ?
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I wan to b ur future wifi
you're just using me for my wifi, you slippery poo