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are you and saskia over now? would you date her in the future? you guys were adorable:(
yeah unfortunately. I dont really know if I would, if it was right I woud love to, she's awesome :)
youre canny as owt x
aye pet cheers
saskia is a very lucky girl :) i hope she knows that
thanks :*
what did you take for gcse
history art french psychology english maths and extended science 8)
how are you and saskia? x
okay but i havent seen her this weekend which is gay
Ahahahhahaa knew it bro joke was good though XD
;)
Wait. As a very close friend I thought you would have told me? Guess we arent that close...
hahahahahaha ok i think its gone on long enough now, im not jewish im atheist and im not cir***cised
ohh i never knew you were jewish!
yeah
what's your favourite tv show?
It's out of: Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, Misfits, The Big Bang Theory, South Park, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, New Girl, Fresh Meat or Celebrity Juice. They are all the ones I watch, idk which one's my favorite
do you even like Saskia?
No I just talk to her every single day, see her almost every single weekend and asked her out for no reason at all. Of course I like Saskia.
Gay bi or str8?
I'm gay, Saskia's a boy
Im convinced your being sarcastic, are you jewish or is that a joke?
I'm Jewish for f*** sake
Wait, so your ARE cir***cised?
yes jesus, I'm Jewish it's part of my religion
is sas your girlfriend now?
yessery
*phylickz, if you're going to be my girlfriend at least get my name right
Im confused, are you cir***cised ans are you jewish?
yes
plans for this weekend?
physics exam on thursday, flo's thursday night, brunch on friday, yacht on saturday and hopefully fitting in time to see sas between all that.
what would you change your name to if you could?
Ben Dover
are you actually jewish? then how come you're allowed into this country? im pretty sure jews arent allowed in dubai and other middle eastern countriess...
I used a fake pas*port, my real name is Abraham Bernstein.
i saw you getting off with another girl last weekend
if it wasn't saskia then you didn't.
Ur actually cir***cised?
yeah? I'm Jewish
hey bro, u smoke or drink?
drink
fittayyyyy x
merci come off anon chikadee
what do they think of her? have you met her parents?
I've met her mum briefly, my parents like her :)
have your parents met saskia?
yep
felix, you beautiful boy, you and sas are cute and lovely and the anon is just jealous of her or you or whatever, you needn't worry - i know you're not but still - you's are cute so ignore the f***ers :* - Kate (don't have a qooh)
kate brownlee? or what thank you whoever you are xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*** one, marry one, kill one, go!
f*** my wife obvs, marry oprah for da moneys, kill barbara didnt know who she was so i googled her and shes a minger
do your parents know about u and saskia?
oui oui
Would you marry someone much richer or much poorer than you?
wait are you asking me to choose?
so girls look hotter when they cover up their 'flaws'?
i agree mate just checkin
not really, it depends on the situation if i want a girl with make up on, its not as if i see a girl out and she doesnt have make up on i think it will be disgusting
well lots or little? you must have a preference towards one of them
I don't expect a girl to put make up on if like she's just coming to mine or I'm going to hers and I don't like a girl to put on too much make up but with or without make up a girl can still be fit.
so you prefer girls with make up?
i dont mind
how long do you think you and saskia will be together for? ?
idk
turn on or turn off:
lip biting
neck kissing
girls who play video games
barely any makeup
holding hands
girl sitting on you
turn on
turn on
meh
meh
turn on
turn on
oh, so you don't want to be with saskia, oh. alright then :(
haha ofcourse i do but if i had a longer holiday i could spend more time with her ;)
why dont u have a qooh pic
aint nobody got time for that
one thing you want at the moment?
this holiday to be extended
what did you do last night?
when to ximenas with emily :)
you have fantastic dress sense
:3
you're really cute
oh stop it you
dont know why people are going into so much detail about you and saskia mate, do what makes you happy, and she is doing just that! keep at it!
acha
q-whos your favourite girl
(saskia)
p.s this is not sas sassy123
probs my sister
give me relationship advise bro
ask me without anon bro
:( but your older than me, i can't be a pedophile.
pervert same thing
you and saskia are so cute. when ever i see you around school i like stop and stair and just feel so jealous. I swear you and saskia always get the good relationships.
pedophile
you and sas are the cutest x
dancachun
why don't you publicize your relationship on fb?
or are you not sure how people will take it?
unlike everyone else the first i do when i get into a relationship isnt making it "facebook official" i dont really care if other people know, im happy.
you and saskia are f***ing cute
merci
hello hater this is saskia, felix's current girlfriend, I am writing to inform you and others that are reading this that felix is lovely and if you are incapable of seeing this you shall need to sort yourself out. mwah taito xxx sassy123
mwah x
aww, your gay buddy comes to the rescue <3
Ross is a beast and how did he come to the rescue he just repeated my exact thoughts about you. I didn't ask him to but he just thought that it was necessary to highlight you're useless existence and you're terrible attempt of an argument.
Hahahahahha felix mate i love so much this tosser is so f***ing retarded :P hahahaha Anonymous- why do even give a shi*, you're older apparently go live the rest of your pathetic life and stop getting your knickers in a twist :S rossdavy
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aww using special words now are we?
would you like the definitions?
aww 15? you should start to love her mate. not just like her. people who have things with each other, who don't love each other, end up with cheating and disgust. personal experience.
You must be quite a horrible person then, I've never cheated on someone and I don't ever want to. Who are you to tell me to love someone anyway, you're an anonymous Dic*head that I would never listen to.
and if you dont think its love, you shouldnt be going out with herr
Oh right because every single girlfriend you've had it was some sort of romeo-juliet situation where you would kill for her and she would for you. I'm 15, I've never loved a girl I've been with but I care for Saskia and I really like her. Seriously stop trying to make yourself look like the protagonist in this argument.
oh so you didnt ask her out because of love? ok, why then?
I said I didn't ask her out because people asked me to you f***ing imbecile, also, I don't think it is love we're only 15 though that doesn't mean I dont like her, I really f***ing like her. Honestly, if you can't read don't bother trying to argue with me.
you and saskia are not in love mate. loads of people just said date her. that's not love. it's when both of you feel its right, not when loads of people think it'll be right.
Oh so you think I asked her out because people asked me to. You don't know why I asked her out, why I started liking her or anything honestly just stop trying to hurt me it is definitely not working.
i like your feeble attempts at answering these. really i do.
So do I, I believe that they are quite intelligent and i truly think that I deserve a reward if I'm being honest.
oo touchy are we?
nope, but you obviously are because this whole argument is based around the fact that you don't want me to be with Saskia most probably because of your hidden love for her that (just like this argument) you can't admit face to face.
oh im sorry, im not a lazy shi* sitting infront of my pc 24/7 and stop trying to act hard infront of saskia mate.
Because that's exactly what I'm trying to do? I think you'll find you started this argument and I just happened to be much more able to retort compared to what you expected. twat.
ohh naa, my internet died. but im back now.
lool you got GCSE's to deal with? done them mate. so don't call me the kid.
i'd have you know i'm better than you in every way.
big man is older than me that's a good chance to be condescending. Just because you were born year(s) before me it means that me doing GCSEs is something to laugh about as if it some sort of failure that I'm also going through the english schooling system like you. I'll think you'll find that I'm better at formulating my arguments in person instead of anonymously threatening someone with complete and utter bullshi* I also as*ume there a lot of things I am better at you at but I'm sure there are things that you are better at but nobody's perfect.
'the things we know about you'
its as if its a collective group out to get you felio hahah! Tom_Stevens
I'm lovin it tbh
that's all you got out of that?
i don't even need to bother..
and if you care so much about her why aren't you on the metro with her right now?
that's the only thing i got out of that because it was the only thing that deserved a reply, the rest of it was useless bullshi*.
Please do bother, I want to know what you think you know about me just so I can allow you to realize how stupid and ignorant you really are.
I'm not on the metro with her because unlike you I'm not a stalker, I live quite far away from Sas and just because we are together it doesn't mean we need to be together every single second, I respect her privacy as much as she respects mine. Furthermore, she isn't the only thing in my life, you'll probably retort this by saying that she should be the only thing in my life and that i should tend to her every need, but i have other stuff to deal with, i have GCSEs when half term ends and I should really be revising for them instead of arguing with a little scared kid on the internet that uses this website to send anonymous messages in an attempt to scare me and tell me to leave Saskia. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but... I'm not dumping her anytime soon so you can just f*** off.
yea i know. and you don't deserve her.
some of the things we know about you..
just dump her already, it'll be best for many people
some of the things you know about me, care to expand on that?
ohh wow, you feel so special now that you have saskia as a gf?
went to see ma girl. seriously?
hahahaha, you pathetic little twat. I dont give a sing f*** about you or your girlfriend, Saskia is amazing.
do color pen do you prefer to write in?
poo colour
what did you do tonight?
went to nayas and saw ma girl :3
describe the person you like at the moment. . .
she's fat, stupid, ugly, no sense of humour, horrible personality, reallyy gay tbh i hate her
f*** my tight Pu**y oh yes f*** me plz
mum?
what type of calculator do you have
casio
favorite song at the moment?
lego - the maccabees
favorite sandwich?
meatball marinara makes me ***
who would you want to date out of your year?
tom
opinions on saskia
i throw up a little bit everytime i hear her name
girls: tanned/pale, quiet/loud, smart/average, brunette/blonde/black/red, skinny/normal/chubby?
tanned, loud, average, both blonde and brunette, normal x
hottest celebrity?
mila kunis
1 wish, what would you wish for?
better questions than this piece of shi*
no saskia? shame on you.
what you on about?
top 5 best friends in jess?
tom, aaron, josh, tally, alannah
so why are people saying that you should dump her. douchebagg
it was a joke from Ross you f***ing retard
why the f*** are you going out with saskia, didn't i warn you...
I'm not going out with saskia, but I didn't take your warning seriously anyway so f*** off
i think you should dump saskia and go out with ross davy and fulfill your destiny
I wish I could go out with him, but I don't think he likes me, he's amazing oh my god JIZZ
Who do you like? I'm year 9, would you ever go out with/have a thing with a year 9? x x
i dont know depends on who they are and if i liked them obvs
You can do better than Saskia you know
Saskia is amazing, f*** off
you got braces!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????
you deserve a certificate for that observation
biggest turn on?
umm idk, sounds gay but they have to be funny. I like a good as* as well
favourite flavour pizza? and what company?
margherita from 800 pizza, whas*up kids
do you want a girlfriend?
yeah, cry cry cry cry cry cry
you have no friends
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
literally none
my mum is my buddy
i am felix tait i am half male half potato
was*uuup
sstap with the silly threats anonsxxx sassy123
:3
ignore this anon liar, you don't deserve sas, and don't even f***ing think about doing anything wiht here on the IA cause i will f***ing find you and kill you in your sleep. and no you are not lucky. you are bad luck brian. finds girl, shi*s himself.
hahahah tis hilarious, what are you talking about doing stuff with her on IA, she's in the year bellow me. Oh and please come find me and "kill me" I would love to see you try twat.
ignore that anon loser, you and sas are so sweet, and have a sick relationship goin on so far, whatever it is. she's lucky to have you and you're lucky to have her xo
thank you :* xxxx
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