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Funkanator

Funkanator

OMQ LETS FiaND STUf OWET ABOT FUNKYUAY

135 Replies

life my ruined you funke onessb

What

Funkanator replied 4259 days ago

f c m

idek what that means

Funkanator replied 4283 days ago

4 days, actually.........

ALRIGHT, I GET IT

Funkanator replied 4283 days ago

4 days actually.You liar alexkgiscool

Ok

Funkanator replied 4283 days ago

HAY FUNKE

Gr8 first question in like 2 weeks

Funkanator replied 4284 days ago

nogga theoutcasted

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little Bit**? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my clas* in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shi* to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable as* off the face of the continent, you little shi*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shi* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.

Funkanator replied 4288 days ago 4

did you ask for hate you f***ing ****** f***** ?

yes

Funkanator replied 4288 days ago

youre a ****** die

kthxbye

Funkanator replied 4288 days ago

im you vaNJaina

wut

Funkanator replied 4289 days ago 1

u suk cheyisola

k

Funkanator replied 4290 days ago

what if you woke up and Jesus Christ (our lord and saviour god bless) was s*cking your big toe

thxz

Funkanator replied 4290 days ago

what if you came home one day and your walls were covered in nipples

yes

Funkanator replied 4290 days ago

do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour

yes

Funkanator replied 4290 days ago

help me this morning I was laying eggs but instead of eggs apple

ok

Funkanator replied 4290 days ago

what if you woke up and you were ian

no

Funkanator replied 4290 days ago
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