Qoohme

You might want to be careful man, anyone would like to have your girl. Keep her close bud :)

Haha lucky I do keep her close then aye. Maybe to close

What makes people boring?

Not being adventorous

How do you convert tonails into hair for tomorrow?

With apple juice

Name a person you lied to today

Myself

What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?

Something involving feet.

How much for 30m of thermal fencing?

Salty apples

What do you s*ck at?

Life

If u have a gf why u on tinder?

Did try to find my hot teacher on it

s*ck me beautiful

Okay

Friend you cannot live without?

Probs a fair few mates

Lol, feel sorry for you man

Um why

You single??

Nah

Hey buddy

Hey anon

Have you ever farted in public?

Yeah of course, who ever says no then they be a big fat liar

Who's always there for u

My girlfriend and only handful of mates

**** me against your wall

Tickle my balls

Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

A lot of **** i hear is dumb! I go to Berwick high

I cover my body in Vaseline and slither around like a slug

Wow are we related! Because I do the same

You're so hot wow add my snapchat

Lel

Your girlfriend s*cked off your dad... How do you feel

I don't know how I feel about that, I guess it's love, love love

Is that so you can watch dad get undressed and be invisible?

No, only wanna watch Sammy aliotta getting dressed

A super power you wish you had?

Hmmm invisibility

Favorite year 10's

Have so many but there's a few Shae, Kyle, dermie, Tanya, alannah, bec, stepth

You dont even know shrek, i mean you really dont know a person untill you eat bad kebabs in saudi arabia with them, and nobody can be 5exy untill you know what their insides look like. I say skin shrek and see how you feel then.

I've seem his insides... He's *exy alright

What are you really good at?

Spelling words that have fewer than 9 letters in it

Top 5 gal pals in year 11

Shez, tam, jade, mik, gab

You're *exy

Shrek is *exy

Thats what the moon said to mary on thanksgiving when it was purple with pink dots and by my calculations that makes the dyslexic llama either non existent at all or simply an alpaca created by my ears merging with my teeth in a satanic ceremony

To my calculations I agree the world, is in fact, 3012 years old with 6 people over the age of 116. Watermelons Are purple and peacocks like to sky dive naked

Wednesdays just dont feel like mondays and thursdays dont even compare to tuesdays when you only wan k every second saturday in a leap year :(

That's why Sundays shouldn't be filled with joy and happiness

Who are you dating?

Emmett yawney

Oi mum said do the hard drugs is my saying!

Brandon baby

Shae and you are so cute together

I'm hotter one but

Your *exy

Yeah mum says do the hard drugs

heard you are premature

Hahahahahahahahah wish I was

How long do you last with your girlfriend

4 days some times 6

I heard you kissed my dog... You sicko! Im gonna kick you right in the nipps mister

As soz

Who would you like thank today and what for?

Mummy made my lunch, top chick

your legs are *exy

I once ate a fully grown wizard

Favourite yr 9 girls

Don't know much Ashleigh and Brittany but ☺️

Hottest year 10 boy

Kyle bliss is my *ex toy

Don't listen to that douche you're legs are great

k**ky

You're legs are so fkn ugly there too muscly and it's just gross

Your English is gross... You're* they're*

Your so fvcking ugly ew ew ew

OMG thank you I love you too

What pisses you off the most?

People who brag about doing drugs Ect lel

What's the story behind funkyfish and eagle point?

Don't think there is a connection but hahahahahah

Where did you get funky fish from?

My fingers after coming out of you

The biggest mistake you made in your life?

Hanging out with some people lel

Have you ever had feelings for a friend?

Yep

Lets **** i would do you so much better than your girlfriend!
Btw I always think about your you're so beautiful and I want to marry you

English pls And nah maybe next time lel

Thats what mum was doing to me, then i said "stop doing that mum"

Same

Oi mum but

Muuuuuuummmmm

Money or Love ?

Prostitution

Who was your childhood best friend?

Ben

I think we'd be a better couple, we can make things with a little extra hahahahaha :')

probs not

You and shae are the hottest couple

Aw thanks

Hey

Hey

Will yu and shae last

I think so But it's up to her

Juanita and Aaron ? Do u know anything ?

Yeah they're really good friends

Don't you just love Chloe?? :p

Hmmm maybe

Best couples at school ?

Damo and gabby

Who would make a good couple

Joshua Martin and jade sanders Coen jones and Mikayla Imrie

Favourite car?

Josh martin

Yr.11 girls you want to get closer with

Umm I'm close with most and if I'm not close with them that's because they're tacky and I hate them

What about deb next year?

Deb partner ?

Not doing it

What upsets you?

When your wifi connection disconnects while watching p*rn

Miss you

Miss you too anon

What is your weakness?

p*rn

How's your relationship going lol

Pretty good actually.

Love me

Love me

Loool I know something you don't

Me what is that

Top yr11 blokes that you aren't as close with?

Ummm. Idk

Hey who is one guy you want to get closer with?

Ummmm probably Ben again, best mates now barely see him

You and shae are so adorable like OMG

Why thank you means lots

Who makes you the happiest

My girlfriend makes me very happy, so does Nathan, Nathan is single too ladies

Are you and Shae alright?

Of course we are

How long would you like to live for?

Long enough to succeed

Cause he is *exy of course

Thought so, he slays

**** Nathan

Is this f u c k Nathan as in he's a flog or f u c k Nathan causes he's *exy

What did you get up to last night

Nothing special lel

What turns you off in a girl/guy ?

Ugly personality and hairy legs lel

Who's always there for you

Not many but there's enough ✌️

Five people you can't love without

Well if you mean live then... Shae, nath and my man josh

What is success to you?

Living a life where you are happy with everything around you and knowing you have accomplished many great things.

If you could delete one thing from this earth what could it be?

Mosquitoes, everyone f u c k I n g hates mosquitoes.