Gerhard
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F*ck you
Well I mean, you can’t spell c.u.n.t without “U”🙂
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Lol so I heard you and one of your close mates had mega beef. Still on going or what??
Well yea, we did have a disagreement, but not “beef” no. But yea we’re back on track
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Hey bich you wan sum fckin apples?
Nah, keep ya apples
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you’re fcking hot bro
Uhm.... thanks??
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Who’s your favorite person who you don’t hang out with
He knows who he is
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How big is your womb broom
Big enough
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You look like fishmonger from Battle Chasers
I don’t know who this is but sure?
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What’s your best pick up line?
Hi [your moms name] so I was wondering if it’ll be okay if I can get your number. Incase I come visit again, for an emergency or if you maybe wanna go get some drinks sometime
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Do you jerk off?
By jerk off, do you mean watch Netflix till 3am and wonder why there’s a “d” in fridge but not in refrigerator
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( •_•)
( ง )ง
/︶\
I’m gon beat you A$$ nigga b
Try me
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Do you have stretch marks on your arms from the rapid growth? My arms have started getting some. Tips?
Not on my arms, but from doing too many chest flyes and chest in general I’ve gotten Just next to my arm pits. But best thing is bio oil or any type of natural oil for skin. And if you getting so big I’d suggest you hop off the tren?
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Ego for days bru
I know hey, almost bigger than my dck
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Happy Birthday for yesterday
It wasn’t my birthday, just a joke
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I think I’m in love with you, you’re just a very special person to me. We don’t hang out a lot, but you just make me happy. Don’t ask to dm, I honestly don’t think we’ll ever be together, I just needed to get that off my chest.
This means a lot, truly so much. But I’ve got myself a new American bully and she’s my new special lady in my life☺️
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I don’t know how to put it, but you are such an imoortant person in my life, even if we almost never spend time together. You have no idea how much even the simplest things like a selfie on your insta, has made my day so much better. Thank you
This has truly made my year, please please please dm me. I think I might know who this is and if I’m correct I truly love you so much
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so I'll take that as a no then ?
Dm me and we can talk. I really can’t miss an anonymous person ☹️
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well how many 'hers' could you possibly be missing ?
I only miss my gym.... so not much
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why arent you answering, I wanna go to bed
Who’s this??
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Would u go for a black girl?
I’m going to be 100% honest and say no. The reason why is because I’ve been raised up only knowing marriage is normally both parties are of the same race. I’m definitely not against interracial marriage. I believe love is love and it should be persued no matter what. So I’m definitely not against it and feel like many people see it as a problem where it really isn’t and nobody should tell you otherwise
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To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss?
No, thou never miss. But does thou’s boyfriend ever kiss thy
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We could always just lay out some fruit snacks and sit on them
Weird flex but okay
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Gerhard being stingy with his cummies
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You should see how stingy I am with my food.
Care to explain that meaning of the bottom text??
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Do u even lift bro
Yea I lift your mom off the couch and into my bed?
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What supplements do u use ?
Only Nutritech
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Damn bubbuh your arms big af??
Haha thanks, but I want them bigger?
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btch dafuq u say there no drama up in your qooh? Jus cuz I had left you be for so long you think our beef is settled, like, dafuq step up g
Tf? fight me. Call a date and place and pull up homie
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Do you believe in accepting change, even though it could hurt?
Yea I do
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What future technology do you most anticipate?
Teleportation
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Do you believe in a better future?
Nah, the world is f*cked in my opinion
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私のクリーム?
This seems interesting......
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⏃Á̵̘̤̻͇̣̙̫r̵̹̬̖͍͔̪̖̫͜e̥͕͉̬̲̦ ̬̩͜y̪̟͞o̖̪͉ư̢̥̘̰ ͙͕͓͔͕̯͝a̡̲̝̩̺̤̦̖͘l̡͉͉ò҉͍͎n̡̦͚̦e̷̦̣̹̜͓͖̜̹?̶̧̛̺̮̬̱̤͙⏃
Nah, I got my homies with me
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Z̜̱̭a͢l̶͍͉͔̙͙ͅg̣̫̭̗͙̤̘o̤̥̟̣͙͚ ͖̲͔o̝͓͍͝ͅf ̱̹̀ͅt͖͉̲̮̰h̦̟̙̜̤̫e̖̪̘ ̨⏃̩͖̗ ̧͎͎̱dì͙͈̩̩̰̬m̛̮͖̫̬͉e̬͈̫̻̻͙͈͝n̜͟s̥̤̦̺̯̲͎i̖̪̕o̶̭͎n̞̯̫̖̼̬
Okay I’m actually beginning to question this ??
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ꏏsorry for ḧ͖͉̠ͤ̀͞į̖̭ͦ̒̀ͯ̽̿ͧ̕͢m̡̥̭͓͖̔͆ͤ͘ being an inconvenience, do not worry. It is done.
Thanks bröther, but are the lööps ready??
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Sometimes I go through your qooh me just to check if theres any spicy drama
Yea that never happens, I don’t beef here?
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Wench, ha! For what reason is thou angry? Because mine own ***** poppeth sev'rely and thine own does not?
Snape, snape, Cerberus Snape, snape, snape Cerberus Snape, Ron, Ron, ron weesley, Ron Ron, ron weesley
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You ever wanted to fck this ***** with your dck btch?
Lol no, youre probably filthy
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????????☺️????????????????????????????☹️??
My life’s Progression
You wanna talk about it??
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How much u bench ?
Heaviest EVER was about 170kg
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No one asked
Aww aren’t you sweet, I bet people would like you more if you stop acting like the sun shines out of your A$$?
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Am currently $exually destroying you in my mind
I’m just currently thinking of what muscle group I want to train at gym tonight?
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I love u ❤
I don’t know who this is?,☹️❤️
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I’m making small, soapy circles on my hands and knees
I’m making bacon pancakes
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公正であるためには、あなたはアンダートラックスとリックに非常に高いiqを持たなければなりません。
So you had to be extra?? I’m not searching this
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Do you believe in freedom of speech, thought and choice
I do, but only the right type of speech, thought and choice. Nobody should degrade another human just because he/she has the freedom to do it
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Do you believe information should be free
Which information would you be talking about? Because technically information in modern day is kind of free
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Do you believe you are truly in control of your actions
I try to be as far as possible, but at times life just throws a curve ball which you’re never going to be ready for
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Do you believe in equality for all, regardless of race, age, gender, $exuality and economic background
Yes I do, everyone should have equal rights now matter what
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If you were to have fck any of the boys you know who would it be and why? (No homo)
I refuse to reply to this, cause firstly...miss me with that gay sh*t and secondly I don’t care how close you are, you aren’t coming anywhere near my p****???
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Get yo fat A$$ outta here
Okay?
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Your dck little
It’s pronounced Stuart Little, he was the best rat around
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Is it a bad thing? I don’t know anything about this??
Good but bad at the same time. Good because it means if I place 1st, 2nd or 3rd. I’ll be the youngest to place, but bad because they’ve had more years experience than me
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But you look amazing
But I’m young and I can only go into the u/23 group if I do bodybuilding
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Wow. You’re going to win for shure
I don’t know, there’s some really big okes
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What competition ate you training for?
Bodybuilding competition, IFBB
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Hello jou amazing menssie. Just dropping by om te se jy is die beste!! Love jou persoonlikheid en die glimster in jou ogies as jy opgewonde raak. Geneiet jou daggie?
Morning, thank you for this!!❤️
Who is this by the way, you make my day with these messages?
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I know. Thats how I know it’s you, cause the sun aint shining
Haha thank you I guess?
Who is this btw??
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Im shure its you. Cause its not the moon
Moon is cold lovey, like a couple 100s below 0
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Okay okay. Whats your IG name
Gerhard_k17
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Why are you so fcking hot
Eh it’s the sun youre feeling, not me
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Choke me daddy ???
Uhm... excuse me, wtf??♂️??
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Not stiff like that like muscle soreness the next day ??
Ohhhh, well your amino acids are key. Drink BCAAS and L-Glutamine for the best recovery. Also eat plenty of protein
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Like the tree needs the earth, like the night needs the moon, like the stars need the sky, like the guitar needs the tune, my world needs you❤️
This is beautiful, please DM me❤️❤️ If you don’t wanna DM, just keep sending messages here
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I miss you but at the same time I don’t, I miss having someone like you in my life but I don’t miss how you treated me
Okay Dm me, well sort this out. Because I wanna be that person again. So many people are saying I’ve changed, but like I don’t know how!! I’m trying to be the normal me
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U vape ?
I’ll be honest, I went through a phase last year where I did. But not anymore, I take my bodybuilding too seriously to do it
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How many calori should I eat if I wanna loose a bit of body fat but gain tons of muscle
1200-1500 cal of pure food. No processed kak. And ofcourse train like a mf
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How do u not get stiff?
Look at a picture of your mom
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So you sure you not gay?
F*ck you, I think I know who this is. And no?
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You really have changed for the worse, personality wise
Uhm.... who is this. DM me and tell me how I’ve chnaged
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Wanna fck next year?
Well I’m 18 next year so that means I’ll have a car to come pick you up and take your a$$ to church cause you need Jesus
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I want to give you the Z U C C
I want to give you the Restaining Order
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Xxx is trash
So is your mom but you still love her?
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* noises*
＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
*Crash*
∧_∧ what the fck
( òωó) is my pet doing?
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／ └-(＿＿＿_／
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What the hell are you doing
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Random ****: gets butthurt over “stolen” joke that wasn’t theirs in the first place
Gerhard: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why be mad over stupid crap?
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Random nibba *exists*
Steals my meme -_-
Kys
Memes are never stolen, but only borrowed towards spreading happiness to others
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How do u tell a girl you like them
Well, I’d probably try be straight forward. But if not, I’ll just drop little hints along the way. Like small things (hair, eyes, smile, personality, etc)
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Danielle: *exists*
Gerhard: dAnNiElLe WhO??
It’s an honest question you queer
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Why u so butthurt over christian jokes
Well, I am a Christian. And I feel all religions should be respected no matter what.
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LGBT nibbas
*Lets Get Beans Tonight*
Let’s go bowling tonight
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Gerhard *exists *
Gerhard nibbas *Gay*
This is good, but false??
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Bible exists
Christian nibbas *If its written in a book it must be true*
Christian jokes again?? Really not necessary
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Me: *eating beans*
God, like, literally God, from the Bible and Bible 2, appearing and destroying my house: [unintelligible]
Me: dude wat the fak
The end
Okay right, before you post things like this. Remember that Christianity is a religion and it’s not okay to make fun of someone’s religion. So please go do this somewhere else
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Are you sure that you are 100% not gay?
Ffs, I’m done?
Yes, I’m 100% sure I’m not gay
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who you interested in?
Business men like Zuckerberg & Jobs.
But you’re probably talking about relationships to which I say, no one right now
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Best afrikaans girl you know??
Oddly specific, but probably Megan?
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You sure you not gay?
Ffs??
Yes, I’m 100% sure that I’m not gay. Who is this, fck?
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Okay nhe hier is die ding jy is soo cute en ekt soortvan n ding vir jou maar ek glo nie jy sal ooit vir my gaan nie
-V
Listen, don’t ever doubt yourself. Be proud of who you are and do your thing b. But I’m not currently looking for a relationship, I’m focusing on next years competition already and prepping for that, but maybe after that, just talk
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Are you secretly gay?
Nah, if I was gay I would just let it out. But still straight
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Sonnn??❤️ Your mom loves you - R
Aww love you too mommmm?❤️
(Inside joke⬆️)
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╭ ◜ ◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ◝╮
(Your meaty **** )
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O
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⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/
＼/＿＿＿/
Issa ugly Garfield
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What kind of future technology do you most anticipate
Self flying planes?