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Why did you create magpies and plovers?
to teach you to run!
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any new commandments?
thou shall not reproduce if the couple has a combined IQ of potato.
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God what has nikola done wrong?
soz not soz
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What have you lied about lately ?
"your coming to heaven"
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you did not just "YOLO".
TOLO
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How is it possible that Mary was a virgin, yet gave birth to Jesus?
she swallowed
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Lord why did you create dinosaurs ?
why not?
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thoughts on bella tatchell?
thoughtful
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thoughts on amelia?
there is 100,000 Amelia's in the world
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what's your name? god is nice, but if you had to choose what would it be?
I always liked Dwight
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how big are you god... you know down there?
2 inch
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thoughts on gay marriage
That's a good question, but in the bible it states that I said love everyone. And then all those priest change my **** to say im against it. Marry who you want. YOLO
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thoughts on nikola?
Nikola, umm done a few things wrong but means well.
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wow. it's not that hard to tell who you are.
if this is god, then tell me who it is who sent this message.
The person who sent this message is the one who typed it
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wanna go for root in bushes
p*rnhub.com should satisfy you for a while
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Penetrate me god..
I did that once... Mary, and when I do that amazing **** comes out (Jesus) and then yawl not appreciative and kill him. This why I don't penetrate people no more.
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Can you tell dem Muslims that killing people for faith is incorrect
I would if I could. But they do not believe in me so I can not reach out to them. But what they are doing is fuc.ked up... Just learn from them. Don't become a journalist
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Do you go to highview?
Highview Christian College? I hear Mr. Braid lead opening and closing prays most Tuesdays! But no, I do not go to that school. Or any school for that matter. I am god
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Who are you?
The ALMIGHT GOD, ruler of heaven and earth. I brought the earth life and I guard you all from evil.
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who the **** are you
I am god above. I will look past your swearing, but be careful...