Jake
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Do you think you'll be with maddy forever?
Possibly, she definitely ticks all the boxes :)
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How are you and maddy?
Really good, thanks for asking :)
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Why have you shut everyone out of your life except maddy, mel and chris?
Sorry but I don't know what you're talking about haha
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Why was maddy crying at school today
Maybe ask Maddy? Haha :P derp
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Have you ever thought about cheating on maddy
Honestly has never crossed my mind, she's literally perfect to me :)
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Are you cheating on maddy?
Only with my hand ;)
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Ily Beb xoxox maddy_shawty
That's not a question ;) Ily2bby :* xo
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If maddy right now said she wanted to break up what would you do
I really don't see that happening but if it did I'd probably call her straight away :)
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I never knew why the chicken crossed the road
Yeah same
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much could a woodchuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood
Like 5
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If you saw maddy right now what would you do?
I'd be really happy haha
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You do anything for maddy, what ever she says you do it
Haha ok If you think so :P
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You're whipped...
Haha and what's your definition of whipped?
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Maddy is honestly so gorgeous, she deserves the best of the best, please be her best.
I do try haha
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Whats the go with you and maddy lately? you dont seem how yous used to.. are you two going to break up?
Nah buddy nothing we can't handle
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Have you and maddy ever had a fight
Well, she's punched me in the face a couple of times haha does play fighting count? If so then yes :) otherwise, no :)
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Just tell her that you don't love her anymore
Who is this? Haha you obviously don't understand what we have in our relationship :) I love Maddy a lot and I don't see that changing anytime soon :)
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The worst thing that happend to you this week?
Haha too many to list
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If maddy broke up with you would you give her a second chance?
Uhh maybe ;)
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Heard ya slept with maddy good on ya! Was she good?
Sorry buddy I'm abstinent
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I hear she meeting up with some guys on Saturday
I'm meeting up with ya mum Saturday... Surprise! Looks like youre gunna have a new step daddy!
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Or just a different gf
Nah squirt ;)
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Can you please get a skinny gf
She's pretty slim haha I love her just the way she is :)
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Do you think you will break up with maddy soon
Nah pal :)
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Are you home? LauraJane24
No soz
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What bores you about people ?
If anyone's boring me I entertain them until they stop being boring :)
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I like youre hairy little toe.... LauraJane24
Thanks laura!!!!! :)
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Just tell her already
Already ;)
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How did you feel that day tom came to zone and maddy full on ran up and gave him the biggest hug ?
Same as I always feel haha
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Whose ya fav person
Maddy <3
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I got 5! Why didn't you get any?
Haha this better be Oscar!
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How many hook ups did you get last night
A grand total of none haha wbu bud ?
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SAW!!!**** LauraJane24
See saw ;)
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Maddy just wrote the cutest thing about you on her page
I know! I just seen it then :) I love her <3 xoxo
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Something you will never be good at?
I'm good at everything
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How much is currently in your bank account?
Ask ya mum ;)
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Hey jake,
I thought that I would let you know, that Maddy and I did sleep together and do stuff , I just can't watch her keep lying to you
-Hayden
Haha thanks buddy ;)
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How do you feel about dating exes?
I prefer w's
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I'll tell you what I want what I really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazag ha ;)
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What was your last date like?
It was like the 11th of January ;)
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Tell me what you want what ya really really want
Spice girls are my fave <3
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What's your favorite thing about maddy
I like the way she does a poo and then shows me
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How long did your last call last?
52 seconds
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If you could tell maddy 3 things right now what would they be ?
I love you I miss you And... I'm watching dragonball z :)
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Did you ever think you would be dating maddy
Yeah :)
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How did you and Maddy first meet
Was ages ago haha through work :P
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Which Foreign country do you dislike the most and why?
China... They keep invading our country and I can't understand them
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How can you trust Maddy?
She was out for lunch and movies with a bunch of guys today!! She seemed pretty close with one of them
Who cares haha she's allowed to have a social life lol :P
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There must of been something going on if she doesn't want to talk about it...
Haha if you think so :P I doubt it haha they saw each other like once haha
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Why does Maddy get defensive of the subject of Hayden ?
Probably coz she coped a bit of **** for daring the kid
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How do you know it's not true ?
Instinct ;)
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I heard she slept with him
:') haha dont make me laugh like that :P
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But when you mention the subject of him she avoids it's she never wants to talk about why she broke up with him and never wants to speak about him why??
Aha bit of a funny story, but not the kind of story I'm openly going to share, sorry :P
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Why did Maddy dump that other guy for you ?
She didn't deserve you!
Probably hundreds of reasons :P
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Do you love Maddy or are you in love with her
That doesn't make sense haha I don't think you can understand how I feel about her :)
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Why do people have it in for Maddy
They're just talking **** and being silly :)
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I hate your girlfriend
Bow bow, that's not a question but points for trying :)
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Yep. That's what I'm telling people. Why did someone need to tell you omg :( ;) Tommipower
Haha classic :P
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That's what Tom is telling people
Aha I'm sure he is lawl there's no need for you to try and accuse him of ****, he's a good kid :)
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Don't cover it up you told people you were gonna break up with that sl ut
I wanna know who I said this to? :)
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Plans for New Years ??
Going to Maddys, what about you? :)
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you can do better have you looked at her
Thats a bit of a dumb question...... Nah I've never seen her ;) wot haha
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No problem :) I still think you could do a lot better though..
I think im pretty lucky but thanks anyway :)
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Your a top bloke Jake, don't know why your wasting your time with a girl like Maddy... You deserve a lot better!
Oh thank you :) I don't feel like I'm wasting my time with Maddy, I feel really happy everytime I'm with her :)
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Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
I already exceed in both...
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Is there anyone that you didn't get to see over Christmas that you wanted to
Yeah heaps...
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If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
Why did I have to be so gayyyyy
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If you get me some drugs I will totally s*ck your ****. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C'mon man, let's do this!
Im down but I don't know any dealers sorry pal :)
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Never go full retard...
Hahaha :')
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You're just like a little boy, playing with his **** when he gets nervous...
Well I must get nervous a lot ;)
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About time she deleted her qoohme, the thing was out of control, and there was so many ****heads on there, She should just leave it deleted (she would be better off without it)
Yeah I agree :)
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What are you wearing right now?
Just underwear
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she deleted her account again hahah PATHETIC
You're cute, inbox? ;)
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****s getting hectic on maddys qooh me page hahaha like wow
How about shut up?!
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You know Maddy has started to talk to her ex?
Um, get it through your head. I am with Maddy, I trust her. She isn't doing **** behind my back so I don't give a **** who she hangs out with.
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Why the **** would you date Maddy
Been happening for 3 months now, you're a little late bud ;) haha she's one of the most amazing people I've ever met, I love her <3 :)
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Why would you date a girl? I hear their periods attract bears...
Hahaha I love lamp ;)
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Why is Maddy talking to other guys :0 ...?
Because most human beings socialise :)
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If a banana and an apple mated. And got all k**ky with some food.. What food do you think they would use?
Frozen yoghurt ;)
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I'm worried about her tho..
Stop worrying, she's fine :)
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Is Maddy ok, she's not talking to any one... ??
Sometimes it's good to just have a day or two to relax and chill out and not worry about anyone else :) she just needs a bit of relaxation :P
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is she ignoring you 2?
Not that I know of haha
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why is maddy ignoring everyone?
Sorry pal I don't have an answer for that :)
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Why did Maddy deactivate her account ??
I didn't know she had haha most likely because people were using it for the wrong reasons :)
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Hahahaha wow your girlfriend is gonna need cheering up, hahaha, funniest **** on her qooh me, haha wow it's too funny and true
Im sorry but most of what anyone is writing to Maddy is not true eg. All the stuff about her sneaking around behind my back... I'm good friends with tom and I have a lot of trust for the guy :) I know maddy loves me a lot and I trust her the most out of anyone I know and I love her a lot, I doubt she'd do anything to hurt me :)
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Well I'm just saying it didn't look like you wanted to
Haha there was a bit of an inside joke goin on for a bit but I always wanna talk to her and see her even if it looks like I don't :)
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Friday night it looked like you didn't even wanna talk to Maddy why?
Im not too sure what you're talking about I always want to talk to her haha
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Yer do it.. I'm getting this sense that your dad and brother have to leave at 12:45 so be there before then.. (Not even Sam)
**** off
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Nar bout to have a showe.. I expect you to be there when I am done though... (This is not even Sam)
Ill come watch ya ;)
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You should walk to your dads house right now.. Just sayin
Are you a bit bored?
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No, why even bring that up?
Just thought 'well seeing as we're in the spirit of asking questions I'll ask one' ;)
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Didn't say you haven't..
Have you?
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*Conscience ****head..
Haha oh sorry lol autocorrect ****s up my spelling occasionally :P
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You and maddy aren't even legit, until you puke inside each others mouths..
How do you know we havnt ;)
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Who am I?
Are you my concious?
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If you could square the absolute **** out of a triangle, would you even circle?
I'd just protractor the **** out of it
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Do you ever brush your teeth whilst pumping some Elton John?
Nah I blast Aerosmith - I don't wanna miss a thing