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Hello gorgeous boy just saying hello and cant wait for the vaal this weekend
Me too baby :D
Yoh :| your girl is a hottie #:-s sweating over here
Haha thanks :| #awkward
Myyyy buddy;) your girl is smoking:G
Haha thanks mate:D
Sometimes I wear a wife beater when I sleep in case I dream about H2O I will be ready to jam I'm my sleep bru
Yeah, I also do.. can never be too safe;):P
If you say 'bru' three times in the mirror , you will start developing tribal tattoos and automatically start dancing like James from Georgie Shore
I tried it hey:| never worked
Brah my messages are sending I just updated as well
Just send me a message bro :|
Bruh you know who it is so bbm me boet
My messages aren't sending... just send me one to check if yours send please
Ahh shweet , keen for it bruh
BBM me boicha
Bruv we have to make a leg day in need of it
Deffs boetsie XD lemme know on bbm
You say people must stop editing pictures but your girlfriend edits most of her pic of what I've seen on your dps
She just uses colour filters to change the colour.. but if it makes you feel any better I have already asked her not to :)
Who's that *ex beast as your dp ;)
Some random girl I found a pic of on the internet hey ;)
That ***** wanted your "D" ;)
Yes the one who almost took your life...
Its terribly frightening :| I'm still fearing my life now
Do you love her yet ?
I do indeed :D
Hello baby :* miss you gang and can't wait for the holis ;);)
Me too baby girl♡ its gonna be amazing
How you and the gf ?? Still going strong or what
Yeah:P
EWwwwwwwww its GREG READ ;) hahahaha stay weird as **** ♥ jenZ.W
Oh no:| that hurt... Screw you Jen =))
Hoooooly ****, Milan le Roux is the *exiest thing to walk the earth:O milaaan
-_- ***** lol:P
Do you always give dumb aswers to questions?
Well if you think about it, you can read my questions and replies and decide for yourself?:P
Love you babe :*
Ek is lief vir jou ook:D :*
Dude you so whipped for this cheyenne chick
I know ;) its fantastic eh?:P
Who's this *exy boy of mine :O
Uhm... Uhm... Uhm.. Me?:D
But is she into the whole se* thing :]y
:P nope... But I respect her, its chilled
Are you ready to settle down ?
I am indeed hey:D about time right?:P
Agg baby you soo sweet besides the point u calling me dumb
Baby:D I never called you dumb, I called you above average:P
Wow she's a keeper
:D I know... And she's mine -_-
You just never gonna get kisses anymore =)) Dic**
:| that's honestly... Not fair and horrible :'(
How old were the ' Woman ' && when did you lose your virginity
15,16 and 17:P and It was last year november:D
You Bit** please I'm smart ok and funnny =))
See what I mean?:| she thinks she's funny.. And well she's above average intelligence:D which is more than I can say for most people =))
Are uu a virgin ? If not how many girls have you slept with ?
I'm not a virgin:| and the number of WOMEN.. Not girls:| would be 3:P
Maybe u should focus on urself rather then spreading shi* about other people :)
Did it spread like your legs ooooooor? Because I don't remember spreading anything.. But if I did, it was probably some good shi*:D lol.. So probz spread like your legs:D
Cute man ! What she like ??
She's honestly.. Cool:| yeah.. She's cool.. And she's pretty.. And she's funny (well sometimes, a lot of the times she's not and thinks she is) and she's quite clever:P well not very clever.. Between very clever and average=D and she makes me smile:D which is good right?:P and she's all those nice things you can think of:P
So I love our convo's ;) Haha you should know who this is :D
Oh:| its you... Hi:D
Whose the new girl ?? Cause your dps have been pics of couples lately ;)
Her naaaaame... Cheyenne Dallas:D remember that name:| and ja:D
Why are you so se*ual ??
Because I'm a hormonal teenager that's addicted to *ex... Was that the annswer you were looking for?:D
Little One :o
My gorgeous Cutie:O
Have you ever been friendzoned?
Yeah:P
My point exactly =D you better you those condoms =-C
Lol:P yes yes..
So you want a kid =-C
Lol... Not a f***=D
You better condomise =-C
Oi:P maybe:|
You've only had se* oncce :| ? =D
Lol:P noooo... I've only had se* with one girl... Doesn't mean its only once
You love yourself too much, no one likes it
Well then you must be no one:P because not many people complain:) so you're a nobody:D makes sense:|
Hahahaha u make me laugh gregory ...:| reading all the qoohme things ... Uv had se* with one girl ?? Now u see why I don't believe fokol what u tune me:) lieing is not goood !! j10kirsty
:| its legit only been one.. Wtf
What do u like about ur body from ur waist down
Lol:P not much to choose from:| my knee caps?:|
Can I get ur bbm pin pls
2825F594
My group of friends do you hang out with ?
Whaaaaat?
...*Can I s*ck your Dic* ?? ;;)
Haha:) uhhhhh that's awks=))
Hey hey .. That question about the body . Wasn't ment in the perverted way .. Not everyone is perverted . Sowi if u thought it was .
Lol:) not at all:) no worries
Youu are :O
Liar, liar pants on fire:O
Chinnnnnnaaaaaaa Beaans!!! Why so smexy ;)
Am NOT:O
Dude if you want to tell him something like that just bbm him seriously wtf man
:) hmmmmm ok?
shi*s intense :| can't she speak to you on bbm about that shi* instead of posting it on qoohme since you know who she is and she wants you to know can't she just speak to you :|
She was just messing around to see if I caught the message
What's ur favourite part of ur body ??? And wats ur favourite part of a girls body ??? :P
Probably my back:) & a girl's eyes<3
Do you like cheese :D
Potato Cheese Cake:D
This is personal so please don't reply ... All I want to tell you is I love you H && you've only ever U been perfect towards L me so I'm sorry for K this goodbye greg
:| I know who you are..
D0 y0u still l0ve y0ur ex wife?
I don't have an ex wife... I have a current fiance:)
What is the first word that pops into your head
boo*ies:D
I'm in hospital ...but I guess you'd only know if you cared enough to pay attention .. I'm sorry
I don't think that's fair:) I've had no time to myself:) so yeah(y):) whatever
Noooo don't bite meee : I'm going to bite you : noo don't bite mee .... Why u take so long to bite me ?? Ei blood transfusion I'd dangerous must condomise
Don't worry:P I will:P
Would u ever stay with a girl over a year ?? And stay truthful to her ?
I think that's one of the main reasons I'm single, because I don't wanna dump a girl or cheat on her:) it seems pointless:) I woul stay faithful to one girl though:)
What's a complete turn off the girl does ??
I don't know hey:) there's a few things... I hate those "poppie" voices... Squeakyness gives me a headache
BlondeS or brunettes??
Its 50/50... I change... In a blonde phase now, will be brunettes again soon... Then blondes:)
Bite me :/ my fault please ..
Lol:P I will bite you
Do you know what vajasling is hahaha weird shi* that !!*
:| uh, do I even wanna know?
Would u like it if a girl bites ur lip ?? :P
I'd love it<3
Love ur profile on bbm ! Its hot ! :P
The lip biting? Yeah its pretty se*y
So I start se*y talking && now all the slu*s pile on :/ na ah sorry buddy
Lol:P you see its all your fault:|
What's ur perfect date ??? Just curious :P
Lol:P so much too type... Ask me on bbm and I'll tell:P
Oh that s*cks
Yeah I guess:)
And why is that ?
Could offend other people:P
Do you answer every qoohme you get ?
Lol:P nope... Some I'd rather not:)
So who do you thinks posting all that weird shi* on your qoohme =D ?
:| someone who's bored with life
This just makes my life :') posting a whole lot of shi* =D :')
-_- shush
Suuuur luuurk suuuurk a duuuuurk
... You s*ck a Dic*
Braaaazy yuuu luurk my bweeeestie mwwwwwahzz
-_- what
Whhhhhaaaaat yeah you know what :D
:| no I don't....
LaRney B-) **
Not larney:|
Suuuuuur uuurhhhmmuurguurd luurk yuuur luuuurk suuu uurmuurrrrzing =D
:| wtf...
I want you to bite ;;) just know i bite back ;)
That's fine with me;)
Ok
Or just be grumpy with me...
;)<3
You should meet her, you'll love her
Okay;) :P
Ahhhhh I love that girl:P
And why is such à se*y boy single:|<3
Because I'm waiting for Meghan Timms to be single;):P
Use condoms don't want to get any STD's or nothing like that
:| I will, don't worry:P
You get as* a lot I see
Lol naaaaa:P
Roemy likes your previous answer B) Roemy
Lol, I actually put you in the answer and deleted it because I realized I couldn't think of any English names lol so stuck to just afrikaans and not bot afrikaans and English:P
Oh btw please never use a banana flavoured condom...its just too ironic xD
Lol:P ok I won't
English or Afrikaans girls?
Lol:P Afrikaans:P
Haha I will:P
Cool beans :P
You don't know who I am??;) how u intending on letting me know?:> lol I'm sure ul enjoy it:P try find a girl who split it will be nice for u and her;):P
Lol:P just qooh.me in like a month and ask me;)
Enjoy;)
I'll let you know what it was like for me;):P
Why do you look better in pictures than in real life. Damn good editing (y)
Bro I don't edit anything?:P the only thing I ever do that you could call 'editing' is make it black & white:)
You'll enjoy it:P I was just the girl in the situation and it aint comfortable for the girl xD
Ok sick:P sounds like a plan(y)
Uuuuurrr muuuurguuuuurd liike mwwahz huuuuurgzz eeen kisssurs
-_- really?
If she's flexible it will help a lot ...
Lol:P good point
Uuuuuurmaaaaa guuuuuurd I likeee tooootally luuurv yu. Mwazzz baby doll :*
Lol:) don't call me baby doll;)
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