Muhammad Haffejee
Hafiifii
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South Africa
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What is your occupation? What do you work as ?
For the bants I’m a retired hook**
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It could be that you single becoz you focus too much on how girls look rather than their actual personalities
Who said I’m single ? Also my preference is someone good looking and not shallow at the same time
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Open to dm's?
My dm’s are open but i don’t reply to them except for like 3 people once in a blue moon 😴
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Do you consider yourself a practicing Muslim
That’s an essay question
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Would you date outside your religion?
I mean technically you’re gonna be doing haraam so why does the person’s religion matter if that’s what you’re gonna do anyways 🤷🏻♂️
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Do you only date thin girls ?
I don’t have a type I just know what’s not my type
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Emotional connection or physical attraction?
Both. I’m a fussy mf
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Happy birthday cutie ♥️
Thank you 😂odd to be wished in qooh though
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Why are you single if you’re so handsome?
I'm taken but for granted lmao
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Can I invite you to eat or drink? - I like you
WHO are you ? How can I answer you if i don't even know who you are?
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Do you still not wanna try a relationship with me? Going for someone else?
I don't even know who you are
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are you looking for a relationship
Yeah I am
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Maseeha is too hot for you. So don't even try your luck
Do you want the t-shirt?
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So do you drink black label like Husain ??
Nah I’m more of a water person myself, I’m into personal health 🤞🏻
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Who is maahira to you
I have a cousin named maahira, sooo family ? 🤷🏻♂️
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once i get her u better stay far kiddo
If you knew me well enough you’d understand I’m one of the last people you’d want to threaten
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Share maseeha
U can't keep her all for u kiddo
Not mine, go for it 😂
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I think you’re pretty cool
How does it usually work with you making new friends🙃
Thank you, I find it pretty easy tbh
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How did keya darson’s ***** taste ?? Lol
I don’t even know who that is so nothing happened between me and that person
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describe your dream girl
Yoh that’s an essay question
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How far did you and Wardah go physically ?😝
Who said we had anything physically ?
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Why you like this ?
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On instagram, what is your first impression of regally__jourdan the perfect queen bee of alllllll queens? 😚😍🥰👸🏾💁🏾♀️
I had to actually search who that was, eh lots of filters/faceFX
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I take back what I said earlier. Hell is wrong with me
Thought out loud earlier, it’s okay embrace the crave 🌚
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I still crave you Muhammad
It seems you’re quite hungry hey🤣
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What were you doing up there ,luitenant
Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird?
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What's the name of the woman you like ??
You’re not ready for that
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If you're not engaged would you accept an invitation?
An invitation to what ? 😂
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If you were not interested in a girl and she invited you to hang out would you still go? I guess Im asking you this because I want to invite you somewhere after this lockdown, and I’m not sure we’re on the same page 🙃
are you asking me out on a date ? Are you just wanting to just hang out ? Are you seeking friendship or is there a second agenda ? It depends on most of these 😂
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What are you studying?
I’m not a student anymore, I work, and damn hard too 😂
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Would you date someone that is 3 years smaller than you
Not likely hey. I’m a person who seeks maturity
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Ey aaancle. Come visit a bruh
Ahhh I miss you my lad, I’ll see you soon as this lockdown is over, aren’t you back home now ?
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How tall are you ?
176/7 I get those two depending how I check my height
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Do you like someone right now?
Hmmm I guess i kinda do
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How would you describe your future wife to be like
That’s a very VERY long essay but I’m just trying to be a trophy husband tbh 👀
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How would you describe the girl of ur dreams to be
Are you talking about girl of my dreams in terms of looks or what ?🤣
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Je pense que j'ai le béguin pour toi.
tu devrais me le dire directement 😉
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Please come to PmB so I can see you haf
Been getting a lot of these, I’ll be there after this lockdown. I miss my dog way too much
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Do you speak or understand Creole?
No i don’t sadly :(
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I've seen you after your gran past away but was too afraid to speak to you 😂
It was a really difficult time for us so thank for not approaching me I wouldn’t have been in the best state of mind. 🤞🏻
If you ever feel like you need to talk I’d happily lend and ear
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If I want to like casually meet you in person, where do you hang 😂😂?
Let’s pretend for a second that’s not a little creepy😂
I have no idea how to answer this without telling you where I am 😂
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Are you back in Cape Town
Indeed, I live here now so I’m going to be here
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Do you have a crush on anyone?
I’m not sure actually but I guess so
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This could be complicated. I don't know if I'm going to crash and burn in the first one. It's up to you ,Lt😏.
Charlie 🥴😍
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It's ur secret admire 🔥💕
Who has been crushing on you and seen u recently in PMB
Haha hi there 😂who might you be all the way from there ?👀
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Would you ever date a non-Muslim girl? 😙
Doesn’t make anyone less than me if they’re not Muslim ☺️
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Hope you are doing well. Really sorry 😥
Thank you ☺️Your concern is felt and appreciated
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Hope you're good after this traumatic time❤️
I’m getting better as the time passes by ❤️
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You so $exy damn mahn ✨💕
Thank you 👀💕
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You so damn fine 😍😍
Why thank you ☺️I appreciate it
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I have a crush on you
Can you tell me who you are already 🤣
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When you planning to get married
When my significant other, whoever she maybe, is comfortable and ready
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Are you with Mishka Dodha?
NO. Why are you even asking this? We’re literally good friends but we’re not together. 😕
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Are you dating Bibi Ayesha Hanuf
No. We were never in a relationship
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What skin whitening tablets you took? Because I remember you were black !
I eat Colgate optic white and take a triple shot of jik every morning 🙂give it a try cause I used to be SO dark 🙃
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If you fck my girl again, I’m gonna hurt you
Firstly. I think you have the wrong person. Secondly if I were you and someone hooked up with my girl, I wouldn’t consider her mine anymore 😆 besides I wouldn’t threaten me, I really wouldn’t mate😂
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I've a crush on a girl in my college. She once told that she has mutual feelings. But we hardly meet as we're in different classes and she's mostly busy with her practicals. I don't have more patience but I don't wanna rush into things too. I need your advice
If you’re in first year all I’m gonna say is, do not date. Enjoy it, you have the most fun in first year. You don’t want to dedicate your time to someone when there’s lots of things happening, like foam parties , bull challenges, intercampus activities, movie nights etc. if you aren’t a first year then you should know how challenging it would be to date someone with a completely different schedule to yours, in the end it’s better to just be friends and let the moments come. It’s always best to just let universe do it’s work if you like someone, there’s no formula AND you can make someone be with you. So if you find yourselves together then it’s meant to be at the time, if not you’re both just destined for greater compatible people, but either way your destiny will take its course ❤️
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I’ve got a crush on you, but I’m too shy to tell you who I am 😔
That’s really sweet but tbh you should just tell me you’ll feel a lot better once you do also my curiosity sky rocketed so please 🤣
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Mariam didn’t love you, you treated her like crap, why aren’t you lucky with girls bro?
I beg your pardon ? If you know about Mariam you should know how she treated me and what she did. I gave my all. And you know what I don’t know why I get into situations with the wrong girls ? Why do you think ?
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you're so handsome 💕😭
Why thank you ☺️💕
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I knew Angela was cheating on you because it was with me 🤣
Dawg it wasn’t you 🤣 Her name isn’t even Angela 😆😆please go home stop Fishing
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Beach or mountains
Sunrise or sunset
Fame or money
Family or friends
Car or bike
Movies or web series
I currently live on a mountain and the beach is like 50m away so I choose both 😂
Sunset
Money, I could do a lot more with that than being broke and known to people
Blood doesn’t mean family. My friends are my family. Both.
Car but I want to get a bike right now
Movies and web series but Top Gun always take the win for me
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What's your favorite
Color
Food
Car
Song
Clothing brand
Movie
Web series
Holiday destination
Fav
Color- probably grey (also black and white)
Food- Japanese and Mediterranean cuisine
Car - too many to list here
Song- oof also too many but right now Move On by Mike Posner is actually a really moving and healing song
Clothing brand- right now I’m wearing a lot of Zara stuff, but sacoor brothers make the best shirts I ever worn
Movie - Top Gun. Hands down my favorite
Web series - another with too many to list but I just finished Ragnarōk on Netflix, very different cause it’s Norwegian watch with subtitles in the right language
Holiday destination- I love the Middle East the most it’s just lovely and they think I’m a local sometimes so special treatment ☺️
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Would you rather be able to look into the future or be able to go back and fix the past ?
I would choose to see the future. My past has shaped me into the person I am and even though some parts have been hell i’m grateful for that☺️
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Would you ever date a guy ?
A cute fat chubby kinda guy ☺️
Nope. Not in the darkest days 🤣. I’m straight. Also I don’t think I could ever be with someone who isn’t into fitness and exercises 😂
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Would you consider yourself to be faithful ?
Quite actually, I mean I was with someone for 7 years and loyal without a doubt
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What’s your $exuality?
hetero$exual and proud
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You are a piece of fckkn Garbage. And your existence disgusts me.
Refer to my bio☺️Also I promise you it’s one side, you dislike me alone lol
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That Angela girl was cheating on you.
I Did find out hence why we aren’t together anymore, I’m intrigued as to how you know
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Observatory or Simon's Town?
What did my bio say ?
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Will you marry me ?
I don’t even know who you are 🤣
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You so damn handsome 🤭🤭❤️❤️🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why thank you ☺️❤️
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hey hey number ?
🤭Peculiar how the abbreviation for number is no.
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When are you getting married
lol we’ll see hey, don’t know myself
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Shame but you loved Wardah, you thought you were getting somewhere! Don’t you feel bad you couldn’t get her ?😂
I did like her, but then again snakes are wel camouflaged, and I’m glad I never got serious with her
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Why did you do a whole Instagram video, crying about how unfaithful she was ?
I never cried for a btch a day in my life ✋🏻🤣
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How r yu
I’m very well thank you, and how are you?
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Playboy. U find a new girl every month
Where the F did that come from ????
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Who is that one person then?
TMI ???
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Squishy fishy?
I’m so confused by this pleas explain ?
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Any girl that you are interested in?
Everyone has that one person ✨
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Why hafiifii?
It’s a long story ?
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Are u from durban
No but I’m there a lot
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Where u from?? Where in sa u stay
Feels like such stalker vibes ?no offense
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you're the sweetest person ever.
Thankoooo☺️☺️
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You're the best!
Too much love for youuu x
Aww thank you ???❤️