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Can I please dm you? Dying to dm you ?
Lolol
What is the longest running lie you have continued to tell?
I used to tell everyone I'm born in 2000 but I'm actually born in 2001 ?
You slayer ? How about we exchange numbers??
Liar,how about you don't hide your name ??
You got qooh back ☺️????
Always had qooh,just came back to use it ?
Brag about yourself. What are you really good at doing?
1.Procrastinating
2.Being nice to people
3.Procrastinating
Durban durban
Btw hide your name the next time ??
Thanks I know I have a nice beard ?
Do you miss me? Of course you miss me ? who doesnt miss me? I am the best ???
Feeling yourself once a day keeps the doctor away,those are the words you live by isn't? ?
What thing did you do that ruined a relationship/s?
She saw me
Jk jk ??
What's the most expensive thing you own?
I dont really think i own anything...coz everything i have is technically bought from my parents money
When were you the most happy and why?
Everything's top secret ?
Why are you single?
Broke af.
What do you want for your birthday
Only if i was asked this question 11 days ago?
What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?
Tuition
Whose That Cute boy In your Insta DP???
You bish you should know ???
Why did you delete your insta posts? You're looked so cute on all of your posts?
I felt that the account needed a fresh start ?
What is a waste of money to you?
School fees.
What is your New Year's resolution?
Becoming a millionaire and running away to live in Dubai
What's a big turnoff on the first date?
I wouldnt know,but if i ever went on a date and the girl orders something but doesnt finish it,it would be a turnoff...like beesh im paying for that if you dont wanna finish it you might as well offer it to me
Tum meri dosti hai na ?
Bewitched person.
How much do you have in your bank account ?
Some say its filled with dust and ghosts ?
what if it was me?
I would be....."flattered" ?
i think im falling for you
Fall on the ground and knock some sense into you ?
What's pissing you off right now ?
Boredom
What are you good at ?
Quite a few things,like nothing maybe?
Are you from India or Pakistan? If not you? Maybe your parents?
What even?,and how does it bother you?
What are you sick and tired of?
Being sick,legit my nose is running after every minute ?
What is your mother tongue?
Gujurati ?
Yeah cute?
And btw you came in my dream last night?
More like nightmare right? ?
i think you gorgeous.. like freaking gorgeous..
im honored to be part of yr life
im like tots in the pyaars with........
Bored MOFO ?
What are you looking forward to in 2017?
Good grades
Good friends
Good food (priority)
Learning how to drive a manual
Err thats pretty much it
You so cute? why do you not have a girlfriend?
Cute? HA HA HA
What's an instant turn off for you?
Arrogance
How was the year 2016 for you , so far ?
First 4 months:THIS YEARS MY YEAR?
Next 4 months:Calm Down U Still Got Time to Get Your sht Together?
Last 4 months:GODDAMNIT CANT WE GET DONE ALREADY ☺
How did you meet your best friend ?
We used to meet at lunch,started from grade R and its still going on...my nutella sandwich..m
What was the best decision of your life?
Ive mostly flopped every decision ?
What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
Be patient,every time I've been patient ive gotten more than i wanted or needed.
What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
I was in the backyard,and i could see an indian uncle (my neighbor) sneek into my house and he was having a good look around,never want to go in and embarrass him so i let him have a look and he left after 5 mins
What's it like to be you?
Unpredictable,fun,shy.
Y so cute
Thanks?,try hiding your name the next time...?
If i request to follow will you follow back.
Depends,i will if i like what i see ?
What are you looking most forward to in 2017?
Kickin' A$$.
What have you never truly gotten over?
The fact that ive had many chances to talk to my crush but ive always flopped coz of my shyness ?
Omg... You younger then m allah
What are you trying to say ?
What is the nicest thing anybody has said about you?
Uhmm i dont really know what people say about me,surely cant be bad things...i think and hope
I think you gorgeous!!!!
Oh thats sweet of you ?
What do you envy about the opposite $ex?
Elegance
I think I'd lie for you
I think I'd die for you
Jodeci "Cry For You"
....
Yeah controlla,like controlla??
What's your favourite food?
Seafood,well actually any food as long as its non veg
What are your favourite emoticons?
?
What do you need to get off your chest?
Hair,but chest hair is a sign of manliness ?
What are you most afraid of losing?
My parents
Make a confession
That Romany creams box didnt get eaten by my maid... ?
Which word do you misspell a lot ?
Beutiful..i mean beautiful
What is something very few people know about you?
People who nag,piss the sht out of me
What have you noticed about yourself recently?
I struggle to say no to people who are very kind,no matter how much they ask for
Damn but you handsome hey
Sarcasm game strong ?
May I dm you
Do Whatever makes you happy...but dont dm me ?
Which trend are you not into ?
These open relationships where teenage couples profess their love for each other,like really?I cant even decide what im going to have for iftaar,they can decide who they want to spend their lives with ?
How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
She wasnt willing to open up to me,and by the time she opened up i found out there was nothing left in her...my nutella jar ?
Well I started school early too ?
?
Are you 16?
Nope,15 and im in grade 10,why? Coz i was too big in size for my age so had to start early?
What is your purpose in life?
To become a person that my parents and loved ones can be proud of
Hamdoo
Only one person calls me that ?
Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
2015,full of surprises and excitement,also the year when we had a lot of fun as a class
What causes you to stay up late?
Thoughts....my thoughts eat me up at times.
Your current bank balance ?
0,a big fat round 0
What are you tired of?
Waiting
I like the way you throw hishaam around
I like the way you walk around...swegg ??
Send me a pic please
Send me yours first
It's already Masha Allah unlike your homework
My haircut is masha allah unlike yours
Do your homework hammad
And you fix your face up idiot
At what point did you realise you are attractive?
That point is yet to come
What would put a smile on your face today ?
Some person,havent seen the person in a while now
You so gorgeous ?
And you are $exy boy??
You look amazing with the new haircut
Wtf do you mean by haircut,theres no hair left on my kop ??
I admire you in class
Bro I admire you everywhere i go,youre always in my head ??
School?
JMS. (johannesburg mental society)
Favourite soccer player
Wayne Rooney,Class Act. ?
Last song u listened to before replying this?
Crave by tove lo
What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
Never lie...it leads to another lie which will end you up in serious kak.
How gaan dit met jou?
Godd Bless You
Hot ????
Fire of jahannam is hotter?
How's sister
She would be fine if she existed.
Does the firebrigade stay by your house or wherever you go,because you are soo hot ???
I have a shower to keep myself cool?,what do you do to bring that hotness down boi? ?
You see you don't have to take halfies because your whole face is beautiful ?
But mia my boy if you take a full selfie that camera be burning down ???
If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
500 million is spent on airplanes and big houses,im sure that much money can completely get south africa rid of poverty.
How old are you???
Old enough
What is good in your life right now?
Everything,alhamdulillah.
What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
When someone replies ok after i text them a whole long story,kills my whole freaking mood ?
Hammad you idiot did you not see the sand move on the casket superman is alive.
I figured out,but batman still raped him before that.
Omg. Are you gay?
No,im just not desperate.
I'm 19 turning 20 and I would date you but how old are you ?
Wow,i dont even have a say in this?,i wouldnt date you even if you were my age ✋
What did you last Google ?
Does superman come back alive after he dies. (Batman raped him btw)
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