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also youre a chib
Also yes
also youre a wasteman
Yes
Killing it at ⚽️
Thanks buddy :)
Dm the president
Laughing out out out out out out loud
We only take W's
You already know ;)
NO L's
Tel me something deep
In shrek(the first one) when the enchanted creatures are in his swamp only papa bear and the son are there .... mama bear is a carpet in lord farkwarts castle ??
send a shrek meme 2 the cutest person u know
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Worst fear?
Losing my legs ?
You're a jerk you know
Unfollow then plz.
Like the pictures first
Prank her goooood
Gerrarahere
Describe yourself using 3 words
Eem I'm MULL.
R u single?
Yes but I'm not ready mingle ?
I really want to get to know you and be friends but am shy ?
Loool I'm not a monster ? we can be friends but if your name isn't imraan or raiyaan and surname isn't afridi or mahomed then no ? kojes ?
When r u coming back 2 zims ?
Y do u speak like this
some body once
Told me the world was gonna roll me ?
Who's you favourite author
Sis
You're amazing in soccer ?
Psht ?
Ask me anything you like anonymously
Huh? ???
Tell me something
Someone once told me "never get too attached to anyone because people wake up everyday with different feelings" and that's the realist sht I've ever heard.
Qoooo me
How do I qooh anonymous
Hshsgwhkwvehdh
Jfzkwahsbzjuabaks
*takes a bow*
Why would one do this for being bust ?
I'm a genius
You're a waste actually
Somewhhheerrrreee over the rainbow
Coz I can fly
I hate you
I hope you feel better now
u have no idea how desperate I am to see you again and trust me this time u will go home with black eyes and a broken nose , you piece of sht ?
I hope you have the greatest day today and be blessed with many more ;)
stay woke ??
Wasteman in da house
Hoeman in the house ?
Dinosaurs are cool
Sloths > dinosaurs
Is fried chicken basically a live chicken burnt alive in hot oil
Basically you're bored ?
Happy Lama sad lama mentally disturbed lama super lama drama lama big fat mama Lama ?
You're actually bored with life ????
What is one piece of advice you'd like to give people who see this?
Aspire to inspire ?->?
What instantly makes you attracted to a person?
When they support the same club as you ?
What made you happy today? 100+
Memes ?
What is the worst text that you accidentally sent to the wrong person?
A tariq joke sent to tariq by mistake ????
You're bad in soccer
I'm trash ey
You're so ugly
I know right ?
Ur cool but ur annoying as well
Tell me something I don't know ???
What makes you happy?
Sad music
I've got a big p****
Pizza?
Which team are you playing for ?
Norths United ...
South's *
You guys need to sort yourselves out?
No one is talking to you ?
Wastemannnnnnnn
Wastechib
Opinion on your cuz waseen karimdhsh
Who was seen where ?
Are you the shrek to my life?
Wah??
Favourite cousin ?
Don't have a favourite ... I'm blessed with too many beasts ??
do you like toes
I think you got the wrong account this isn't tariq ?
“At least you’re good at football”?
Smh? the only good quality I have ?
What a chib
It takes a chib to call out a chib
What is the smartest thing you've ever done?
The operations of *THE* ... if you know you know ???
I mean I would hit you up but I'm shy?
Your loss?
I would hmu bit I'm shy ?
You can't hit yourself up tho?
Tweeeesss
Look who's talking ?
You're awesome ! Don't listen to that CHIB
you're so twees ??
Yusuf ismail has nothing better to do cos he is so jealous of you and even though you are in a different country he still tries to compete with you
U r so much better than
In looks and in personality
This world needs more people like you ? also hmu ???
Yusuf ismail is a jerk face that needs to get a life
Chib ????
Weezy said you're gully - I couldn't agree less yusuf_ismail_7
You deen a file.
This is why you have no friends
Yusuf 7 does not like you but he is jealous of you because you are so much better than him
Amen. ??
" he's such a wanker " -Weezy said he wants to marry you yusuf_ismail_7
Ayt tariq can be my best men at the wedding
What are you sick of trying to explain to people?
Messi = Goat
Rat?
This is why no one likes you .
Do you like nematodes and salamanders?
Soccer
Whats an indian's favourite outdoor activity?
Bunjee jumping?????
Im so funny
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If you willing to dip , I'll provide the sauce yusuf_ismail_7
Please evaporate ?
This is why no one likes you. ?
How’s Aussie boet!!
We miss you man ??
It's lit yo.
I would say the same but idk who this is ?
Run
Don't tell me what to do
This question decides your future ??? jam yes or no
Perhaps ...
Who is the most famous person you have met?
Myself.... according to Robbie ??
You need liiterature to understand my phrases yusuf_ismail_7
You need basic grammar for me to understand what you're saying.
Sniffing glue ?
caine's a hell of a drug
Tryna roll my name to the dirt, that's okay I was made from it yusuf_ismail_7
You're so bust frick ???
And fresh? ( after some people see me they become yag)? too hot - saucy yusuf_ismail_7
What species of frog are you?
Do you want to build a snowman ??
Come on let's go and playy?
It’s No Fap February
I lost this challenge ?
I will support because u r the best
Koolio
Are u single
So like neymar has potential right but why would he leave Barca yo? Also did you know that pogba is one of the best midfielders imagine if he didn't get injured that time doe. Alsooooo I like trains
Who's the jhap lol
Get a life lol
Do you miss your best cousin in Zim ??
Raiyaan is this you?
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