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Would you let me go down on you and eat you vag?
Nah sorry that's wonganas job
Richard and shelby make you wet, don't deny it
I'm not denying it
that was shelby not ****
Mmm not what Shelby told me
Bend over backwards and meet your friend shelby
Too late
you are ****in weird
Oh yeah, first I've heard
beans are beans and beans are beans inside beans that beans have beans growing in beans that beans have flicked the other beans inside my bean
Yeah yeah
i think i got herpes from you the other night
Awks... I think I got it from Shelby
Flick my bean hehe
Okay Shelbs hehhe
what is the point in friendship
Beans
this is not Richie Richie is ****ed
Yeah true
you should touch my an**
Only if you're names Shelby
do you love p**** in and around your mouth?
Only from Richard
tickle my an** and call me samantha
Okay Richie
why do you flick my bean so often
Cause your names shelby
hannah i heard you and mr kennedy got up to some fun stuff at recess
Hahha what the ****.. Nah but I think jas and him did :/
why do you hate richard and shelbys "relationship" so much?
Hahhahahhah I've never said that ? It's cute
Id stab you if I had the chance
Probably drag you through a patch of broken glass
Maybe just along the food court floor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ily ed
Where could you drown a toddler?
In jas' underwear
Craziest ***** I know, but I love you. And our Wednesdays together
Hahhah love you to! And they're the best!
Flick me bean lebron
Only if your names kira... Or Hannah
Bed time now
Mmm probs not
Fared income. You are an inspirations
Hahahaha are u chonged!? Good spelling like fair dinkum
No flick my bean you prawn
Only because of your body, not your head
Of course, I thought you'd never ask:p xx
How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
11
Let me slam your box
Hahah mmm probs not
I would fock your brains out ✌️
That's really inspirational :p
You dirty scarg
Ohhhhhhhh
Have you done anything s e x u a l?
Just flicked ya bean:p
You told me to say it to your qoohme and here I am. You are suchhhh a ***** like getting in the pants of every guy you see. I hope you get crabs
Hahahhahahha this is so good :')
You're a sick ***** and I love you
A sick what? awwwwwwwwwwwxx
The most boring person you know?
Annie cox 4 sure
tbh - tyson hugoo ghee
Fresh! Haha good kid, threatens to bash me at least once a day, makes my day <3 good to chill with especially when he has his goon bags hahaha needs to settle the **** down though ily tyson xx
hannah hannh ****-son
do u want som
up ur b*m
we can even use a plum
Hahhah wtf u weird ****
A.nal q.ueef fart f.uck tongue punch your fart box mcs.lut s.hit ***stain scraggy f.ucking homeless Jew
Hahahahahahahahahaha
People you would like to get to know
Anyone I guess, no one impurticular
Would you ever kiss another girl with tongue?
Nah not into that ✌️
Your the reason I get through every day, you and your whiteness! ily girlfriend <3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Hahhahhaha this made me laugh so much xoxoxo
Howblong does it take u to come up with sarcastic replies on qoohme
It takes me a very blong time
If h were stuck on an island name one male and female who u would want to be with?
Tyga and tygress (jas)
Tbh james t
Sorry can I get that in English
Best friends and people u can trust
Natasha, Chelsey, jas <3 and Shelby.... :/ can't trust anyone these days
Some one u love?
Tyga is my one and only <3 xx
Whats with u and cassy pond?
HAHAHHA wot?
Your a fc
Ouch, that one cut deep
What happen between you and wogana
Ahah dunno
moral of the story: don't ask for cookies
True
The next day the boy was sitting outside with a plate of cookies and grandad walks up to him and says "oh! can i have a cookie"
"does your **** touch your ***hole grandad?" he said yes
the boy said "well then go **** yourself grandma made these for me
True
the next day the grandad was sitting outside with a beer and the boy said "grandad can i have a sip of your beer?"
"does your **** touch your ***hole?" he said no, so grandad said you can't have a sip of his beer
True
Here's a story I have to tell you hannah
A little boy sat with his grandad and asked for a puff of his cigar
the grandad said "does your **** touch your ***hole" he said no, so grandad said you can't have a puff
True
Hannah what are you doing tomorrow
Starting my Christmas shopping haha!
I love your hair
Thanks! :)
ur a ****. told u id say it 2 ur qoohme, lol
Hahhaha say it to my face!
If a bear came into your house and ate your mother what would you do? a) Rape the living dailights out of it b) Shoot the *exy beast
Probs both
TbH oN dHaRmA??????????? Hannah ur keel x0x0x0
So fun to be around!!! Hilarious and pretty! Don't know why you have a problem with me though guessing it's cause of faith lololololol woof
I love you Hannah
I love you Hannah
Sometimes I like to imagine having an*** with you and ***ming in your eye because you have so
Much swag it turns me on;)
Hahhahahahahahaha oh my :') that sounds Swagilicious
What do you think people think of you?
I'm gonna say spicy
Your milkshake brings me to the yard;)
You're not the only one
Who do you know who drinks piss ;)??
A certain teacher
Somoene who you would date from year 9?
No one
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To snort a little coke
Jack felt ***** so did Jill
But unfortunately Jack can't Maintain an e***tion no matter how turned on he is
Is that about your mum and dad?
I said it to your qoohme
Say it to my face!
YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must've lied then
A lie you told today?
'I like your hair'
Why don't you ever go to school anymore ?
I do, i'm sick thats why i wasn't there today
10 prettiest year 9s?
Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby and Shelby
Hottest year 11s at jpc?
Imogen Gavine!!
spice rack
Oregano Cinnamon Basil Chilli powder Cannabis Thyme Ginger
Someone who you wished went to Sam's last night
Sam!
you looked pretty spicy last night zoemcrae
Oh you! You're making me blush ;) so did you!
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Mmm not really
Which girls looked the best last night
I think everyone looked pretty spicy but inperticular, sam, darcy, wonnie and elise
neigggggh
is that what the fox says?
I want to ask you out :/
ohhh spicy
I LOVE YOU
hm you're alright, i suppose
Tbh on that spicy gal Alisha Moore?
well shes pretty spicy ahah, shes the funniest gal ever, comes up with the weirdest ****, always laughing when im with her and we should deffinitely catch up soon but leave the beer and butter at home xoxox
youre a rude ****
just for you ;)
yo yo goes up and down, a frown on the side of the clown shows how down that clown can be.
Sounds spicy
Allah Allah Ding Ding, LETS BOMB EUREKA TOWER
no liam no
hannah dont listen to these ****heads youre not a horse! zoemcrae
aw thanks babe <3 means a lot coming from my one true friend, i can always count on you babe! :) <3
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#donthatecuzuaint #lol
is that a question or....?
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