My baby girl is my world ❤️
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You seem like a really cool down to earth chick, I would love to get to know you more and have myself another fcking awesome tattooed friend :)
Well you can inbox me :)
How long you been with your boyf for ?
About 3 weeks now :)
Would it be right to assume you know your way around a crack pipe
That is utterly and completely up to you on what you wish to assume about me buddy.
If you could be a dude for a day what would you do?
Play with my wang for most of the day, write my name in piss on a wall, talk to the ladies and see if I'm a charmer or a fool haha can't think of anything else
Whats the weirdest thing you have inserted into your bottom?
Nothing at all
Have you ever tried a Kentucky Klondike Bar?
No I haven't, sounds interesting
Whats the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?
Being forced to lie to save someone else's skin
Does your daughter have anything to do with her dad ?
Yes
Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's btch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
I'm loves btch too, always have been a hopeless romantic as they call it
I'll never be your friend. There's only one person in this whole world that I love, and she's the moon of my life. She will never give up on me, she will never abandon me. She'll always be by my side, no matter what.
I'm not asking you to love me you delusional man hahahahah fck I'm on the floor laughing my nonexistent A$$ off
Your loss. Why did you follow me, idiot? Unfollow right now.
Be my friend. Don't be such a tight A$$. I like to fck around with pricks like you. Haha I find it just as amusing as you do
Holy shieeeeet you know how to use google. Want a dck pic as your reward?
My bfs dck is the only dck I want to see thanks :D
Why would I be your friend though?
In Internet slang, a TROLL is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal, on-topic discussion, often for the troll's amusement. IM NOT A DUMB A$$ YOU GRONK!
Can i give you my insta account and you logon upload whatever u want idc dcks boo*s whateva then i just logoff and laugh after theerat
Nah my body is for my bf! Thanks for the offer tho
I'm no troll you retard. Do you even know what a troll is? You stupid f uckhole. I wish cancer on your ***** mother.
Hahahaha wow! You are hilarious haha do you wanna be my friend? I bet we can be best friends
U exist on this Earth as a set of 3 fu ckholes with TI TS. Some guys don’t care about the size but I do. If u didn’t develop them naturally, that’s not my problem. Go out and buy em. Ur a f uck doll. Be useful in life and present urself like one.
Hahaha my entertainment for the day! I love it. Please spread some more love my way hahah
Honey you are a TROLL! Cmon give it ya best shot :)
Why does a squeezy whiney little thing like you with no boo*s or A$$ or personality behave so conceited?
Hey Ironside
Just read your wall and looks like you just say nasty sht to people for the hell of it so I thank you for sharing some of your time with me mwah :)
Where do you see yourself in 3 years time ?
I see myself healthy fit, smashing my modelling goals, living in a nice rental home, newer car and packing lunches for my little girl when she starts her 4yr kindergarden
Do you like cheese?
Love cheeeeeese
Hey. Wassssup
First off I knew $ex and physical contect isn't everything in a relationship but If you were with someone and their was minimal physical action and you have tried everything to get more what would you do to try and change this ??
Contact** and I've been in that situation before for a whole year and it s*ckED GIANT BALLS!!! I tried everything and nothing worked haha look depends on the person I guess
Would you prefer to receive or give a rub and tug hahaha
None I'm a Virgin haha
Would you prefer to receive or give a rub and tug hahaha
None I'm a Virgin haha
Aye what's for dinner?
Haven't planned anything
I really really wanna have $exwith you :)
No thanks!
Have you ever $ext before ?? Did you enjoy it if you did
No im a Virgin
When will their be a Jaide calender
Lol I don't know!
If you could be on the cover of any magazine , which would you choose ?
Australian Tattoo or Inked or Tattoo Down Under
Would you or have you done or thought about a nude photo shoot ??
I've done an implied nude. At some point I will reach tasteful nude in my modelling career
If you were to get some lingerie or an outfit what would it be and what colour ??
Black and seductive ofcourse
Your Absolutely stunning?
Thanks :)
Have you ever been in a situation where guys were allowed a bathroom break but girls had to wait?
No I haven't
What piercings do you have?
My navel and I did have my lip pierced but took it out
I came across your profile on "suggested friends". You're gorgeous. I hope things are looking up for you & your little girl. Also, tbh, I hope your future bf treats you like a ducking princess. You deserve it.
Thank you :)
Are you and your daughter happy and safe? Because at the end of the day that's all that matters
Yes we are happy and yes we are safe I will always keep her safe.
Do you think you would ever get your nipple pierced
No way! Ouch. I've been arguing with myself about getting my tongue pierced for like a year now ?
What has been your most enjoyable photo shoot you have done
I have 2 my maternity photoshoot and my post apocoyptic shoot at the old brad mill :)
It is good to see you smiling and enjoying life. Stay beautiful
Thank you x I'm happy these days
Do you have a preference over g strings or normal underwear or lingerie or nothing at all haha
I prefer clothes
You say you wouldnt mess with taken guys then why do you keep snap chating and leeding them on????
I'm not leading anyone on. How would you know who I snap chat anyway ?
You didnt answer the question lol. Would you?
No.
especially if I know your gf personally or have her as a fb friend!!! fck getting in that kind of mess hahaha
Would you get with a taken man
Why?
Are you a boy who wants to cheat on his gf? If you are not happy then leave :)
Im a older guy and would love to take u out sometime would u accept the invite?
You gotta inbox me because I don't know who you are haha
Spit or swallow
I **** punch
*what if he progresses past the friend zone.
I'll tell him to s*ck his gets t***ies
10 inches of man meat ?
?
What if he progresses past da fren zone
What if you learnt how to spell first ??
Ever had 10 inches ??
10 inches of toblerone chocolate yes
If you could go back and redo any single thing, one act or decision, but you could only ever redo this one moment- what would it be?
Hmmm tough one.
I wish I didn't give an ex a gold chain. It was melted within a month.
Took me 6 months to save for that fckin thing.
Why so beautiful?
Because baby I was born this way
If a taken guy was talking to you do you dob him in or go along with it
Taken males are allowed to have female friends
Are u into older guys?
I'm into older and younger
Does size matter ?
It does matter
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen African swallow? :)
What the f*ck is that hahah something army right?
What's an instant turn off for you?
Thick black tribal tattoos on non NZealenders!
You are a bunch of d.ickheads and it's not cool
What sort of naughty toys do you like to play with ??
What's your fav outfit or costume to dress up in ??
That's for me to know and you to never find out
So about those dot points? =P rofl
Lmao
How's it fel being in your own place and free?
It feels amazing because I'm not surrounded by negativity
Congrats on getting a new place, excited?
Yessssss
How's things going with you?
Things are stressful
What do you want more than anything else in the world ,right now ?
to move on and be happy again
Haha sneekt sneeky between the cheeky cheeky, i love it haha how longs it been? =P
haha that's private information ;P
Nudes?- I'll do anything in return!! It's bc ur body is gorgeous!! You won't be disappointed ;) hmu if interested! BigJames
Not interested
Are you single?
Newly, yes.
What was the best thing that happened to you today?
Hearing my daughter crack up laughing ❤️
Fruit loops is definitely a memory you want to hold on to =)
Yessss
With everything you are going through atm is there any person in particular you wish was there to help you through it all?
I believe that I already have them helping me :)
How's the house hunting going?
I believe I'm getting somewhere :)
Lol so i saw a status of yours saying "omg i need it now!" What did/do you need?
Lol tbh sneaky sneaky between the cheeky cheeky lmao
Why do you have that scar ?
Tried to jumped a fence to get away and didn't quite make it
Haha i love fruit loops =P
Fruit loops are the bomb diggity and always remind me of my late cousin Josh and how he made me laugh about fruit loops when we were very young
We were a pair of fruit loops ?
What's the main life lesson you want lylah growing up knowing?
Good question, I must be honest I really don't know right now
I guess I want her to learn that being yourself and who you want to be is powerful and not everyone is going to appreciate it or like you for it. But believing in yourself through all obstacles in life takes an incredibly strong human
What is your biggest fear?
Not being able to provide the best for my daughter, for her to grow up being forgotten by her dad
If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Spite all this who gave out me thru hell and back in my life
You already are and always will be an amazing mum to lylah, anyone who says or thinks otherwise doesn't truly know you, you can do this on your own, i know you can, but don't forget therr are people that will lend a hand
And I will always help those who help me
Thank you honey xxx
Part 2: Take care of yourself jaide and most of all little lylah
I am and I will.
I want to be the best mum I can possibly be
I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of your strength and I'm so proud of you for doing what's best for you and lylah, she couldn't have asked for a better mum,i know you held on for as long as you possibly could and no one can ever say otherwise
<3 thank you for your support babe Xox
What are you obsessed with?
I have no obsessions
Flip phones still are the sht haha
We should all go old school again
Stupid thing doesnt like me calling you a mil.f lol guess milk is sort of a compliment? Lol
Haha white and creamy
Goes good with fruit loops ;)
You have and always will be an amazing girl, the only thing that has ever changed is now that you have been and will continue to be an amazing mum to your gorgeous little girl
<3 I will always try my hardest
If there was one thing you could ask for this year, what would it be?
A happy healthy life for my child and myself
And perhaps a bit more money haha
All time favorite movie?
The little mermaid haha
Haha you will always get guys asking stuff like that every now and then on things like this but atleast they ain't the only things being asked and said =) atleast this just shows how honest and truthful you are =)
You are right and honesty is key
You finally did it?
Yes I finally did it
you are amazing an strong, and no matter what i know you will be the best mum to you little girl. you have been though so much, and i hope 2016 is a better year for you <3
This is the kind of things I like to see on my qoohme instead of guys asking about nude photos and home movies hahaha :) thank you so much <3 who ever you are
2016 will not be a repeat of 2015
I have a phone camera? =P lmao
You and everyone else that owns a "phone camera" haha gosh I haven't heard phone camera since I was in high school when the flip phones were the sht
They would be pretty damn cute videos to see =)
Lol maybe
I am sure alot of people think that you are a milk :P
Hahahaha yeah I'm pretty sure that I am a milk to ;)
Those join the dot things thatturn into pictures when you connect them all? Haha
Yep that's how you play dot to dot bahaha
Just the dot points sounds fair to me =P haha
I like joining the dots . . . .
Stupid thing, i said MIL.F not milk haha
Haha I'm surprised you think so :)
Can i be the photographer for your nude photo shoot? Haha
If you are a qualified proffesional with all the correct equipment and proffesional knowledge on how to work the camera
Haha can i make an home made movie with you? Haha just kidding just kidding =)
Lol if only I knew who this was lmao
How did you and your little lylah spend your entrance into the new year?
Lylah spent it with her great Aunty sleeping away into the night. I got videos of her talking and having fun <3
Are you still with lylah's dad? From your status, the really really long one, it seems like you left him.
I'm still hanging on
How did you meet your bestfriend ?
I have 3 best friends
I met two at school and one in my suburb
Need a hairdresser, where do you go ?
Your hair always looks amazing.
Are they expensive ?
You my friend have no idea that my hair is actually sht like really unhealthy :( I can't even bleach it again or else it will fall out but yes I do have a hair dresser and she works in woodend her name is Jo and yes extentions are expensive to get and to also maintain
In the new year hmm? I like the sounds of that haha a total definition of the night or just the dot points? Haha
Just the dot points
What's this vital importance in life you think you will never have?
My daughter <3
Then you should make it so your answers don't share to Facebook lol i doubt very many people actually see these
Yes I have just learnt to untick the Facebook button but if I dont share anything, no one will ask me anything
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