Hashim Ali
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Stahp doiin drugzzz
Stop s*ckin ****
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>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
LOOL
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>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and ****ing hightails it out of there
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
Shhhieeeeeeeeeetttttt
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>Eye swells up like a boll of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>In a giant ****ing rage now
Dammmmmm. Story's picking up
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>Go home in a ****ing rage.
>Throw out all Joe's ****
>Gonna ****ing kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I ****ing punch him in his bastard face
Done right
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>One night, eating out at dinner with wife
>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
>I pop the question to my wife
>She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine
>She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated
*****
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>Decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now.
Yikes
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>Be 21
>Girlfriend's 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of ****ing nowhere into my life
>He's my new coworker at my company
>Find out he has no money, no place of residence.
>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
I see
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can i tell you a story?
U can always tell me a story
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You do Drugz? "when a drug deals go as planned and doesn't turn into war world 3"
I think u missed the gta part
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When are you buying my next shipment?
Who is dis
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What Drugz do u do????///??
I don't do drugs LOOL
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Hashim do you do drugs?
No I donT and I never have and I never will
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How many fingers can you stick up your b*m at once without it bleeding?
about 4
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B HashimChaudhryTheFirst
C
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