Life is evil
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Why were you so mean to me today :(
All i wanted to do was ride you to Mcdonalds :(
You are s*ck YourFutureSelf
Batman are s*ck as well
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Is your mum hot?
She burnt herself last week, does that count?
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Do you still wet the bed?
With blood, yes.
Every month
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does this guy turn you on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4 mattfielding
The world hates you
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Is it true that you're going to be the next big brother housemate? mattfielding
No, I'm not going to that horrid T.V show.
I'd rather sing a happy tune
and eat chocolate all day.
Stupid question
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is this josh?
I know many Joshs
I am not one of them, question is who are you?
Mr. Anonymous why do you hate me and ask me these questions
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john wants your weiner
That's the most generic name of all time, you couldnt choose something a little more specific
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what is the relative atomic mas* of carbon?
666
I <3 science
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would you like an excreated feaces sandwich
...yes
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why are you so sad?
I don't think i'm sad, I think everyone is overly happy
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how are babies made?
Those hideous things?
They're disgusting, but i guess when two evil mommy and daddies love each other very much, they have violent se* and plop comes the baby
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some?
I\'ll have a some with my hand, and my foot.
nMaybe Rainbow Dash could replace my foot.
nI don\'t want to cut off 2 limbs
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Would you rather wake up next to Ronald McDonald sore and raw with him telling you that you were lovin it or wake up next to Michael Jackson saying it was a thriller mattfielding
Why does this feel like deja vu
Will my cat be sick if i give it red bull?
I have given up on red bull,it gives me too much energy, i just don't know where to put it, so i end up just crying and shouting "MOMMY, WHY?" even louder, with the occasional "WHAT HAPPENED MR WHISKERS, WHY DID YOU DIE, WHY DID I GIVE YOU RED BULL?". yes :(
I would give anything to pair of big juice pears right now
...That's not a question... :(
I'd rather go for a pair of bloody fists, than go for a pair of pears, Mr. Anonymous
:(
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Do you watch MLP?
Yes.
The colours are a little obnoxious and look a little evil, but it's ok.
My favourite pony is Rainbow Dash. :(
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Is it okay if i get a boner when watching toddlers and tiaras? mattfielding
I cut off my genitalia a long time ago, when my mother said I was to "happy", I still don't know why I did it :(
What's your favourite colour?
The colour of death, evil and torment.
The colour of torture, hatred, terrorism.
Of course that colour is purple :(
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What's your hobby?
Sitting at my desk,playing games while crying and shouting "MOMMY, WHY?"
:(
I have fun
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What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
I'm a happy person underneath :(
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Who are you dating currently
my knife :(
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Describe yourself in 3 words?
Life s*cks Dic* :(