Nathan Culleton
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What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
Kill myself
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Are you.. Are you really THE Wonder Culleton ?
Nope, but who ever that is he probably wants to protect his identity ;)
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What upsets you?
This is more like makes me mad but when I'm hungry and te food I'm trying to make is just not working and taking forever
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How long would you like to live for?
Till 102 coz then I would of lived in 3 different centuries :)
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Y u b sa weird ?
y u knot youse reel werds ? huh
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Tbh reen
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Your a babe, but I think u need to grow a bit ... ;) nah ur a nice guy and I'm glad to call u my mate, used to alway hit me in the nuts tho ahah but I think that fetish of yours is gone now... Or I just don't piss u off as much anymore ahah either one. Your quite intelligent, I'll ask u questions about anything when I need to coz ur just a nerd like that ahah good on ya :)
Forever in my heart my love
Love you too bby gurl <3
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is it true your name is fgt ?
Well some weirdo called Sam seems to call me that a lot so I'm gonna say yes ;)
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Just like the person below, I would like to say thank you.Youve helped me through so much and youve allowed me to be myself without judgement. You are one of my best mates, and for that and so much more, I want to say thanks. Thanks for being so fabulous.x
Im glad you like me :) ahah thank you for such a lovely message :) means a lot
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Tbh Brooke McNeely.
Alright I did say that I'd give you a proper one to here ya go you little nag :P You have been my friend for a bit less than a year but you are already one of my bestest mates. Your such a beautiful caring girl and so easy to get along with. There's never been a time where I didn't look forward to seeing you. Only negative I can think of is you always go all black and try and steal everything I own :P but apart from that you just fabulous :) welcome ;)
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Something you will never be good at?
Being on time to things
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What job would you like to have when you grow up?
Hotel tester. That's a real fcking job!
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Plans for the future?
Hah plans are boring. I'll see what happens
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Most disliked song?
Popcorn. I dnno who it's by but you remember the song crazy frog? Yea well it's by the guy who made that annoying song but even worse.
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Your favourite song?
Changes by the minute haha. I've never had just 1 fav song. I like anything by bliss n eso, mac miller, and of course E|/||3|/| 8====D~~
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i want a boyfriend
Then go capture yourself one with a pokeball
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do u think imma *****
Dnno who this is and dnno what a ***** is. So yes I do
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what happened with you and jess?
I don't know exactly, just wasn't right I suppose
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I'd just like to say,thanks, for always being there for me and standing by my side when no-one else would. I love you Nathan, always have, always will.
Thank you very much :) I love you too just for saying this aha. Nah it's always nice to hear these kinda things so thank you, I'm glad I've had an impact on you :)
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A song they should play at your funeral?
Don't worry be happy - bob marley
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Tbh Nathan Culleton
OMG Nathan you're a ****ing babe I love you so much! :) <3 <3
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Tbh Jesse Papalexion
Your a bloody homo ;)
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Tbh Brad Mackenzie.
BREAD. OMG I've never done a tbh for you holy fark. Jesus... Tbh brad your my greatest mate, I've known you for almost as long as I can remember and I should definitely listen to you a lot more but I'm an idiot and don't when I should. I can't remember a time in my life since prep where u havnt been part of it. We've always done everything together execpt the past year ish coz ****s changed so much and that makes me sad coz we used to do absolutely everything together and if we weren't in the same team for footy we would get that changed ahah. Too much to say and I don't even know. This all sounded pretty gay but oh well. :)
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You pumped for Eminem !?
I have been but I'm not even sure I'm going now!! How ****ed is that!!
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whos the biggest fgt u know ?
Some Brooke chick
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Tbh Samii Bear. X
I swear I did one for u not long ago but oh well. Tbh Sam ur a great friend, I've known you for ages and ages and ur really peaceful except when ur crazy aha.
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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
My diary <3 he's always been there for me :)
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Why did u and jess split?
Coz we can :) Ask her
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Do you trust your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Yes of course!
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I actually miss us.
Sorry I've moved on ...
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Tbh Jake Knott
f**get! Nah he's a great mate and I've known him for ages and ages. Really funny in English and out of class but can be annoying ahah. And he's always wanting to do something crazy which is great coz crazy **** is the best
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You told me that today allready omg
You asked me that already haha
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All that money lost because of the kush?
I spent more on munchies tbh.
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I cut myself again tonight
I regret it
I can't stop
I'm in so much emotional pain
Seriously not the right place to be saying this.
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How much is currently in your bank account?
Around $400. It's dropped a lot since the start of last year I had $1300 fark!
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Which product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
Music in Australia, did you know songs in America are like, less then half the price they are here! That's why I'm pirate, **** paying $25 for an alb*m.
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You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel.
Oooh yea lets get wild ;)
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are you bi*exual?
Hahah I'm pretty certain I'm not, don't blame you for thinking it tho.
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Nathan I didn't know it's was Gemma I though you changed it again. :') hah thanks and I'm shy just not around you boys.
Haha I probably did, I think I said nudy ruby at one point? Aha. And I'm glad your comfortable around us :)
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you'll never ever guess who this is :3
mwahaha !
Yep your right, I've got no clue
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tbh georgia
Tbh Georgia, we really need to organise our stuff better ahah we never seem to end up going through with our plans haha. You're a good friend and we have to catch up very soon!! :)
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Tbh diamond. (Ruby)
Tbh you don't even know your own name, it's Gemma ahah. And also you don't like any of the songs I'm picking for you but ur still pretty awesome :) we've only met a couple times and both times were heaps of fun :) we should catch up again soon and you say your shy but I think your lieing coz u talk quite a lot which is great :) I'm glad we're friends :)
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I will sing the alphabet while licking ur an*** cavity
Thank you :)
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I wanna paint your face with my ***
I'm not sure what *** is but u can do it if u want
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I'll lick your ***hole while you sing the alphabet
Could u sing the alphabet while u lick my ***hole? I reckon that would be much better
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Tbh on Brett <3
#yoloswag Brett is a f**get coz he's not in my maths class anymore! Haha but apart from that he's the swaggiest pome in all of Australia and he obviously lives the #yolo life
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Brooke man, yes :)
now tbh before I hurt you :)
Brooke man is Brooke man, enough said
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you're a boyfriend stealer :(
Soz not soz, I'm just more loved then you :)
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Do you like cheese ?
do you like Jam ?
do you like toast ?
Do you like cheese and jam on toast ?
I've actually never tried all them together but I do like them all so I guess putting them all together would just be amazing, right ?
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is it true that you're the $VV#G lord ?
That would be corect
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Did you like the Cadbury add with the gorilla? and do you know the name of the song that played in the background ?
Of course I loved that ad, it's one of my fav ads along with the Toyota hilux ad where they have the song baby come back. And the song for the gorilla ad is in the air, or something like that :) ur welcome
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Can I cut you hair ?
Can I make you look prettier ?
Can I do your make up ?
Can I make your life perf by making you more female ?
I need you to cut my hair, **** the hairdressers. No u can't coz it's not possible No one can do my makeup better then me My life is already perf coz I'm a female so ner
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You
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m8
Thanks bruh
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Who is the most fabulous person in the universe ?
Brooke man of course! :)
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Get your lion hair back !
Pls and ty.
I've said this before Brooke, lions are scary and people run away from me so I can't have lion hair :(
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Can you rap the super sonic rap bit in "rap god" or are you just a peasant?
Sadly I'm just a peasant :( but I'm practising!!
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. Theres vomit on his sweater already, mums spaghetti. He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready...
... To drop bombs! But he keeps on forgetting, what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud, he opens his mouth but the words won't come out. He's choking now, everybody's choking now, the clocks run out, time up over blow!!
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closest mates?
Not even gonna list them all coz I did it last time but they know who they are and I am very very greatful to have such amazing mates
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You are a f**ggotttttt in every single way. Yes, your a f**ggoooooootttttyeh,, ohhhhh
Cheers mate, I try
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Tbh Brooke ? :)
Brooke man!! You are my super hero partner and you are a fabulous human being, that's if u are a human :P I really don't even know what to write aha your just fabulous. You're probably my closest mate I have and it's always fun hanging out with you :) you're a beautiful girl and you're nearly always happy even when your not really happy. So ya :) I don't know what to say and your welcome
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tbh on Kaaallleeeeyyyy
Hmmmmmmm alright. Tbh Kaley is a wonderful human, she's been through more then her fair share of **** but she seems to be a lot happier now which is great! :) she's always really open, sometimes a little too open actually ahah. And we talk about some of the weirdest things but it's fun so yay :) good on ya kli for being awesome :)
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Ive got one XXXL di*do with a 'eroticalized knobsicke' and its got your name on it.. Right under the remote controlled forskin? Is it yours?
Yea, that's yours now remember? I gave u my old one coz I got a new one. If u didn't want it u could of just said so. And the foreskins not mine sorry, I like doing stuff manually not with a remote. Also this is either Jesse or his sister and no fighting over the toys you too! :)
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Y u no be lion again ? Lions are kewl. U should be a lion.
Coz people are scared of lions and I like friends so I don't want them running away :)
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Sometimes I finger myself for your hair
wow my hair does the same thing about you!
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Heisen Bacon
heisen bacon is dead :(
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Give me a tbh fgt ilyz ♥♥ Samibear
alright f** here it is. lkfndcnediofjepjcnedo ur a f**get but still a pretty neat friend and dlencecjikjikd u and chris are weird but funny :P also sometimes its hard to tell if u and shania r joking or serious when ur fighting hahah. thats all ur getting f** :)
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yayyyy u have qoohme :') guess who dis is
just some phaggot :P
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closest mates?
im close with all my main mates and i really dont wanna list them coz i will definitely forget someone but **** it ima list em anyway. theres brad, jesse, liam, chris, lochie, daniel, jamie, alex, reen, louie, caelan, brooke man, kli, sam, taylah. im sooper dooper sorry to who ever i forgot coz i know there must b atleast 1 person but yea
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How many girls friends have you had and who are they or are there too many to list
ive had like 5 but im not sure if can count a couple of them coz they only lasted like a couple days. also i'd rather not give names
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I actually really like you.
thats nice :) inbox me if u want
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Who's the most important person in your life
i am. coz if i didnt exist then there would b no me.
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Hey :3 ily :/ your hair is perfect ♥
Awwww fanks Beb :) there's too much shi* about my hair tho but oh well it's all good
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Hey :3 ily /:
Ily2 :) I'm gonna take a guess say this is Jesse but I could b wrong....
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What is your most embarrassing moment?
haha well this is a tricky one but here it is. i was walking down the street and i saw a giant pink zebra on the other side of the road. so i wandered across the road without realizing that there were cars on the road but they swerved and hit each other instead of hitting me so its all good. when i got to the pink zebra, my urges kicked in and i put on my pedo glasses and plopped my willy out and stuck it in that mother f***ing zebra! it was the best thing i'd ever experienced in my entire life! just as i was about to *** all over the pink zebra, some guy blew his rape whistle and the shrooms wore off. it turns out that zebra was actually my neighbors pet midget that had 2 heads and 3 arms. just before i pulled out, the owner of the deformed midget popped his head out a window and saw me with my shlong inside his midget. so not only was that pretty embarrassing, i also got charged with 'taking advantage of a disabled person' and 'wtf is wrong with this f***er' and i got put in a special home for 18 months but that place was pretty fun so its not all bad.
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What would you leave in your will for the person you care about the most?
My right nut. My left one can go to lance Armstrong
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TB f***ing H for jesse papa f***ing lexion
he is such a f***ing babe! <3 his Dic* is probably the best Dic* going around and ily!
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It is seeing as your simply replacing the 'j' with the an 'r'
Not much difference -.- iAmJesse
yours is: IamResse mine is: IamNathan how the f*** is that the same?? u must b on some weird a*s shrooms to b thinking up that kinda shi*
Whats the name of the girl dating Chris?
I'm pretty sure her name is f***** or maybe it's Sam. I'm not sure :P
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