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Unasiya kunyenganyenga?
Stp askng me stupid questions.
Oky,tandiuzeko dzina la mkazi wako if u love ha
Momo Tracy Kasanga
Man kodi mumasutabe chamba?
YES..
Umafuna mkazi otani kodi munthu iwe?
Watchu askn?mkazi ndili naye kale...wokongola.
Hu is u gal friend?
Sum chck u wudnt knw.
I lyk u, do u lyk me as wel? Tissiel
I lyk u too...
Mayne you gt big tym swagga,enough cash and beautiful girlfriend,what else do you need in life?
PhD
Whats new today? Hav u mised me just as i do? Tissiel
Yeah,mo than u thnk.....
so,ur a womaniser?
No bt only if single defines Womaniser.
Kodi eti?
Eti chani? Kupusa eti?
hehehehehehe! amwene mumathu kubwafula. congrants!!!.lol
Ok
Kodi eti?
Eti chani? Kupusa eti?
Man umawuluma ulusi koma usiye kukonda akazi?
Kodi eti?
Ix it true kuti ndiwe wamatama....lmao!!
Absolutely true
umatukwana chifukwa chani?
Cndimatukwana amwene.
Ndizoona zoti Pamela Guga anakukana? Markroz
Pamela guga? Ineyo kapena john songo? I dnt even knw hw pamela guga luks.
eti thula unaponda mutu thula jere?
Nah,i dnt knw any chck wth that name.
kodi munagwila thoko machika?
Is Tayah, Thoko Machika? Mboli yako whoeva askd ths.
i hear alot of gals fil u pa KnM, wah wud u du atakuvulira?
Nun of tha above
how big is your ****?
Hu eva askd ths,kafuse mapwala a bambo ako zimenezi.
iweyo ndi Noel Makileni onyasitsitsa ndi ndani?
Hu eva askd ths,mboli yako if ur a gal,nyini yowolayo.
is it true that your a womanizer?!
Plz osamandisokoneza ndi claudius chimtedza,Gift Sukali kapena Noel Makileni.
Who u dating currently?
Tayah
Eti Noel Makileni ndi mfumu ya ma baumba?
Mufuse wekha,ine zonditapa mkamwa ayi.
R u related to Ireen Asiner Omar?
Yeah,she z my sister.
eti ku 14 mumakhala ku boiz quota ndi masten ako?
Hahaha,dude tandipatse number yako tikumane pa shoprite,ndikutenge kwathu,my mum? Ku boiz qoute? Hahaha,u dnt knw watchu u tokng.....
Wat z ur best moment?
Tha moment am listening to Vin paz uku nditayatsa chibaba.
Z it true kuti anakuthamangitsa kwanu ku area 14 cz unaledzela n unkafuna kumuswa big man wako?
Hahahaha,my bg man z nt in Malawi....
Axse,z it true that unagwila Tendai Chilenga?
Cndikudziwapo kathu.
Dude,i criously lyk tha way u dress,umatha kuvala heavy.
Ndi fuso kodi?
Eti ukumawawuza anthu kuti umakhala ku a~14 pamene umakhala ku kawale?
Hahaha,ku kawale ndikwa gogoz yanga pamene ku 14 ndiye kwa ma parents anga... U nw gt it?
I lov u, am into u, do u lov me jst as i do?
Sowie bt am a married man.
am not flo mayb u might thnk ndikukuyesa to see what u thnk about her
I knw n thats y ndikukuyakha zimenezi.
what do u do when u are drunk
I dnt drink....m'dala wanga ndi pastor.
but flo anamenyetsa khwanga pamwala never to take u back?
Kodi y r u askng o ths? Mesa ndati ndili ndi mkazi wina?
Whch gal do u lyk at k & m xul
Zalowa personal eti? Owky. Tiye nazo.
i rily biliv ur gurl wil be pised off aftar seing wat u hav jst answered
Wateva man.
but i thot u hav agal?kodi da flo from bambino akambidwa apayu?
Thats 4 u to fnd out.
Z t true u lyk cougars?
No,i dnt.
wat can u du if flo asks u back?
I stil lov her...so we cn work thngs out.
Mfana umayika ulusi yokwiya kma matama usiye wamva?
Ndayankha kale zimenezi.
Mfana umayika ulusi yokwiya kma matama usiye wamva?
Owky,ndakuvani amwene.
.... who are you dating at the moment? tayah143
Tayah Rorlane Bunnyboo
iz it tru zoti anita kabichi anakuvula munsewu
Am allergic to bulsht
Mfana umayika ulusi yokwiya kma matama usiye wamva?
Kaya amwene.
Y do they cal u swagga boy ku xul kwanu and elsewer?
Ndine mfana wa swagga ndiye kuti.
R u desperate?
Am allergic to bullsht.
whose yo favoryt artist?
Vinnie Paz
Seriously i think ndiwe wamatama
Cwukunama.
Ndizoona zoti atakupeza ndi Mayi Molande patchire Mr Molande amkafuna kukumenya?
Mayazi....
Dude,i understand kuti umakonda kunyenga akazi anzako,is it true?
Mayazi,zachikunja ine ayi amwene.......i gt dignity ine amwene.
iz it tru dat florence dumped yu cuz she wanted agame everyday & yu tod her vat she iz a*****?
Amwene mundiwonongela2 zinthu pamene......mwatani kodi?
Wud u hav fun wth me?
Ndiwe ndani?
Unakomola mwana pa johns zowona?
Mayazi,sanali mwana anali wamkulu only that he was in form 1.....anangochedwa nayo xul munthu umwene.
z t tru dat your galfrnd denies 2 hv *ex wt u?
Am single,so if single is a gal,that means its true...
Y do u hate on brothers?
Cndikuzidziwa zimenezi mboba.
Ndizowona anakupezelera ukusoka anita kabichi?
Mayazi.
who is your biggest crush? The one you can never forget?
Zalowa personal eti.
do u think uv got o wat it taks to date a gal lyk me??
Amwene wat i cn tel u is that mkazi amene ndikumufuna ndimagwila. And yeah i gt evrythng.
Man, mukukana simunatulutse gazi mukubunyura?
Aah,shupiti zako wamva.
Eti umahopera shennaz? (jayne)
Ndimamuhopera shennaz kapena shennaz yo amandihopela ineyo? Ukafufuzeso wamva
Ndizowona kuti dzulo anakupezelera ukusoka Anita Kabichi?
Guys kma penapake muziganiza mwamva. Am a virgin 4 christ sake.
kodi zoti unatuluka magazi chifukwa cho bunyulabunyula uli ku Phwezi ndi zoona?
Khumbo mainjeni ndiwakuda and ine ndi oyela,so musamatisokoneze.
Kodi ukunyenganabe ndi Dotto Chirwa?
Fuso ili wafusa ndi mathews hau hau.....guys watch ur questions cz every question ndikumachita kudziwa kuti ndi wakuti.
is it true tht u nt a gd kisser?
Absolutely true.
eti u practice witchcraft..?
Osandisokoneza ndi Gift Sukali ine.
Have u ever had *ex b4?
Zalowano personal eti?
iz it tru that u lyk skinny jeans
Kwambiri cz thats wat z in faSHion nw so i owez flow wth tha fashion.....
Why do ya luk lyka fish?
Thats the same question,i jst askd ur dad....
i thnk umamufuna anitayo kakakakaka
Nah,ndinakakhala ndimamuna ndinakagwira kale kale....paja2 i owez get wat i want.
Umabunyuladi?
Bambo ako amenewo....
What if i start loving u, wud u lov me back?
Y nt? U knw i stil lov u.
And how did u find ths crazy app? Ppl r askin u gay Qs!
Liz Riri Sunshyn
U wana join t?
Ths z crazy!(ths aint a Q sorry)
Kma guys,wina ndikangomudziwa ndimupondapo2 apa,oho.
kodi anita kabichi yo ndichibwenzi chako o wat?
Samala mafusidwe ako mfana,ndili ndi mkazi ndi ana, Anita z jst a gudfwnd.
eti nz00na kuti una bona?
Yeah,am nw pastor Chris.
Do you love mean? Why?
Nah,unfortunately i dnt.
Eti umakonda kubunyula?
Mayazi,ine ndi mfana wa clean.....zobunyula kafuse EneRst Banda, Collins Jambo, Gift Sukali and William Chamangwana....
What do u like to do during free time?
Mxitng,playng games n thats Fifa 2011, Devil may cry n PES 2011....
Wat can u do anita kabichi atakuvulira kuchipinda kwako?
Palibe,they cal me pastor Chris kudeni kwathu.
Eti ndiwe gay?
Ndili ndi akazi atatu,so hw cn i b a gay? Kma ndiwe ndani iweyo? I knw u axn ths cz cwumandidziwa bwino....
Do ya lyk mi?
Ndiwe ndani? Muzifusa fusolo kenako ndikulemba kuti frm wakuti....
kodi chimene unamusiyira florence chibwenzi ndichani?
Anandisiya ndi iyeyo n nt me......
Z t true dat unaponda kwa faridah iman?
Faridah Iman z my sis,ngati munazolowela kunyenga ndi azichemwali anu kwanu komweko,demeti....
When you where in Blantyre, is it true that you claimed that Anita Kabichi was your *****?
Claiming aint my thng,ineyo i was tha first dude amene anayamba kuchezetsa mkazi uja afta ma man munkamuwopa,so afta mutawona kuti ndapanga zaudolo,munayamba kutchukitsa nkhani yabodzayi,kungoti ma man ambiri amu gulliver muja ndinu makape,kmabe ndimadziwa kuti mumandiwopa kukhani ya swagga,cash n madona....mwachepa mafana.
do you sing?
Nah,am into xul n nt that. Bwanji? Amatelo ndani?
What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
That ndinagwetsela black ball wen i was playng pool wth Tamanda ku Casa
Who are you dating currently
Well well....am nt dating anyone bt that doesnt min am single...
Describe yourself in 3 words?
Ine ndi ineyo
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