Luke the nuke
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Favourite horror movie?
Friday the 13th, The Conjuring
The holocaust was just a prank
I was in on it
Beastiality or Necrophilia
Necrophilia
LGBT actually stands for lasagna garlic bread time
I support LGBT
What should people stop buying?
Beans
What should people stop buying?
Steve's boerewors rolls
Happy IDGAF day!
I wish myself that every day though
Pls listen to on the floor by icejjfish you’ll piss yourself
??? thats me as a rapper
One thot, two thot, red thot, blue thot
Damn i like you
Are you certain you would like to poison the delicious quinoa, Susan?
Sounds like hitman
Would you rather have $ex with the hottest girl in the world or find diamonds in minecraft?
Who needs diamonds, wooden tools are all i need
Are you sure you would like to exit without saving?
Gets me every time
As you grow older, What are you starting to hate more and more?
Growing up
Which movie do you regret watching and why ?
The exorcism..they speak for like 90% of the time its aids
When I was little my mom would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches. She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.
She sounds very passive agressive, the worst kind of evil
dck or v*****, not what you want, what you have because I sometimes don’t know
Vgina most days, dck on sundays
My daughter has gotten to the age where I have to start answering awkward questions about $ex, like yesterday she asked me “ Is that the best you can do?”.
christ???
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb, well it has to be more than 10 because my basement is still dark.
takes like 11
What’s the best part of dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
I like you
Sometimes I don’t understand anything about science???
neither do I my friend
Do you support lgbtq+ rights?
no
What is the dumbest thing you have done today?
Hit my brother in the head
What is freedom
Sitting naked on the roof of your house
How many miles aren’t in 2 gallons?
32°C but closer to the 92 °anticlockwise from True North
*tonguepop* honey, btch I needa know who you been playin wit
I play with quite a many people, mainly Cheezy_Russian18,Dyl2802,NEYMARFABIO2014, DEATHRIPPER82, iiChaos_45, murdere5679, Waverz--,Blunt_Machete47, Calvin_H63, joshlilking77, le9h031, nqabantombela, Prof_BokDrol_497 and wagenaarhome4..those the btches i been playin wit
How many liters of semen does your brother intake a year (measured in kilometers per hour)
He takes about as much as dylan de agrela, so about 13.956Kmph on a warm day of 72°C or about 298°F but either way
What is the worst decision you ever made?
Buying advanced warfare
"Deepthroat" - A poem for Luke
Hump me, fck me
Daddy better make me choke
Hump me, fck me
My tunnel loves a deep throat
Lick, lick, lick, lick
I want to eat your dck
Don't need no drink to get naughty
'Cause btch I'm not Bill Cosby
Daamnn , no ones made a poem for me before, extremely special thank you? beautiful poetry
Nigga??who you vibing with these days
Im not black
What did your last relationship teach you?
Cant be sensitive when they not around i guess
Whuz poppin?Where do you see yourself in 10 years
Probably got more ammunition than the legal limit but its cool coz ill be living off the radar for a while up in Columbia..ey i might get myself a house too
What’s Jesus’ favourite gun?
A nail gun
Seems like that typa guy
What's one of the dumbest things you've heard someone say?
Well i say some pretty dumb sht so who am i to judge?
1 free plane ticket to go anywhere tonight where wld u wanna go to✌?
Yo im taking a trip to Bangladesh bro
I’m a mountain biking vampire witch from the future
Id love to meet you in another dimension
Your moms a hore
Hare? Is she that quick to judge how much of a f***** you are
Would you not even consider???
Life s*cks too fcking much sometimes..love is even more aids
you hella cute???what sort of person would you have a relationship with. want to know if I have a chance
Dankie man, im not interested in relationships so like no one has a chance?i got games and bikes on my mind tho so if u like rhose then u cool
Guess who? ??
Ive said before im aids at this
who are the top 5 prettiest girls you speak to??
Robynn and Shayna and obviously Ethan
Have you ever sent nudes
Showing skin is nudes so i guess alot of people have seen my face
What misconception about you would you like to clear up ?
I dont give a fck what people say about me
Hi I'm love $ex. My contact here chilp.it/afcd9d5 melissavu499
Nice to meet you, im Luke
Guess who ?
Im bad at this ?
What thing did you do that ruined a relationship/s?
Relationships are too difficult..games arent
My collеction of hot phоtоs hеre shr.name/gilsU nataliaxs150
Shut the fck up you ****
MУ privаte рhotоs look here v.ht/sezxx kimberlyv5177
If they are private i shouldnt know about em
Let's plaу? Соmе herе v.ht/sezxx michelle0i950
No thanks i like siege more than herpes
Why do you think people like/hate you?
Coz im an a$$hole and they wish they were just as good at being a$$holes as me
First impression of this girl? ?????? instagram.com/__jouurdann__
Looks talkative and cares about other peoples opinions
The Internet goes down, suddenly, and forever. What do you do?
Work on my bike and car more, and play more guitar
When was your last relationship ?
Ages ago
most talked to person on snapchat/top of your friend list?
Robynn Adams
My dude you got yourself a girlfriend?
My dude i have many female friends but not a relationship
You need to find a better gf coz she a lying hoe
Fck!! You are telling me my hoe has been lying..fck and i thought it was doing a great job at plowing the ground..it hurts to know that its been lying to me..ill have to let it go??
You lil fcker. I miss you .
When we going to Greece ? ?? Starystaryeyes_
Obviously? im not so little compared to you dwarf
Would you date an Asian?
I dont trust Koreans..Japs are cool coz yamaha for days
What's something you fell in love with instantly?
Shooting guns and setting sht on fire
you wanna fck Sasha?
Grey or Gerhard?
Who's one of your girl friends you really wanna f*ck
Probably Sasha
How many girls you sent dck pics to bro
Like 100
Are you a virgin
As virgin as i can be
What's something that took you way too long to realize?
How to lock my front door..took me like an hour to lock it coz it was a new house
please don’t give this a cocky answer.are you looking for a relationship or are you in one
How do you get into a relationship..is it like a hole or something? I can never tell
what happened between you and micky
You tell me
What are you currently worried about?
A man with no legs crawling into my room with a hockey mask and a machette screaming he wants his holy water back
btch
Wasting your time asking like 17 questions then calling me the btch
bro...you ever snort sherbet and tomato sauce mixed
Cocain is better
who is luke
Ask the muffin man
what do I do with the baby
Burn it
I want your pinky finger to touch my ubula
My pinky is short and stubby
why is Dylan in Portugal
Cause hes tired of your sht
if I sht in your mouth will you swallow?
I will cut off both your legs if you come near me
luke the nuke cause it's a bomb as dck
Thnx
luke the nuke cause you fcking blow their minds
Thats why i dont enter peoples minds
luke the nuke cause you like radiation and poison people around you
Thats true but the people around me fck off when i bring out the napalm too so..works with many chemicals not just nukes
if you could show your dck to anyone right noe who would you show
God
Yes boiii!?But who's tiddies is the real question?
Karen Aguilar for dayyyyzzzzz
You cool bro!? Tiddies or A$$? You into anyone
After careful evaluation, tiddies for dayz..and thanks you glorious bastard!!??
Hiya! Should hang out some time???Single?
If you bring food then shap shap?
Why do you like giving cocky answers ?
Coz how are lonely souls going to get **** without a cocky bastard like myself
What makes you uncomfortable?
A p****
Kill yourself gay f**ott
Give it a month dck stain
Why do you s*ck so much
Sorry for taking away your job f*****
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Last of us 2 nigga
How many chicks you been with and are you single?
I dont date chickens sorry to dissapoint
What will you never ever do again?
Lie
check this f*****t
You stain
whuz poppin Santa... I'm sure you know who this is ?
Dom??
Do you and Dylan butt plug one another
Only occasionally and only recreationally
i think you are super hot
The sun is super hot..or a microwave
meerkats boi
fck you..its one of the Ds
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