Immaculate Mthombeni
Immaculate93
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I hear u into gals hw true is it
Lool wonders shall never end oooo!
Rugby, soccer or cricket
Soccer!
Pizza or burgers
PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Will you ever get a blonde weave?
Nope, not in this lifetime!
How was your sandwich?
Very delish thanx for asking!
Minnie Dlamini
What about her?
Haha
I wonder what's funny!
Is it true dat u have STI?
Lol eh!
kas awu karhali hiti Qoome leta wehe?
Its free to join ne?
Ello Immaculate!
elows anonymous1
Are you on the run from the law?
LOL ay sum Q's nje
Dave Mark or Crushanda?
DEF DANGEROUSDAVE!
What's you fav show?
SA IDOLS
Do you like Marcel or Lize-Mari the most?
I Like Marcel_Marie the most :)
Do you like zebras?
lmao ofcourse, if only they were Black and Yellow #Amakhosi
Hot or cold?
Yes and no, in and out, up and down?
Strawberry or Chocolate
chocolate!
Kfc or Mc Donalds?
McD's Chicken fpld over hehe #yum!
Rock or pop music?
pop :-)
Is it true that Julius Malema is pregnant with your child?
Yes:)
When you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
I think Yellow?
How many wood does a woodchuck wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Lmfao! Dont knw
Do you still play with Barbies?
lmao, never got the chance to when I was little, only played with mud, does that count?
How is Adeline doing?
If you are refering to the one from Idols s7, I think she's doing pretty well!
What is 100÷5x6+99?
Go ask ur Math teacher hehe
Ok. So know I'm asking you questions! Hahaha.
lol
Are you the next president of SA?
Nah I'm actually the next president of Pakistan!
How do you choke a smurf?
uhm dont know, u tell me!
Is it true that you are the love child of Julius Malema and Jacob Zuma?
yeah
Are you a convicted criminal?
always innocent
Winkies are considered a delicacy in some places, it is long and soft with cream-like insides that comes in different flavors, it's that tiny cake stuff man! How can you say sies?
lol never seen or heard of them!
Do you fantasize about Julius Malema?
all the time, I mean who doesnt?
Is Julius Malema your father?
no he is my son
Do you believe in Immaculate conception?
NAH, ONLY Lize believes in it hehe.
Do you grow your beard?
urgh hehe what a dumb q1
Do you like winkies?
Sies man!
Hello Immaculate!
Ag nee man! U suppose to Ask not greet!
Can I ask you a question?
Oh no!
U Nati x-boi 4nd tingan
50
hw mny child d u hau
I have 2 Sons thank you:)
una nyimba?
Wa boreka ne?
there some ladies around there (lulekani) uta vuya rini ntava jika kwaleyo hema kwavo...
December!
would u date any guys frm lulekani..... if so can i get yo cel no
Yeah:) uhm well it depends tho are u handsume?
Kunjan kwala ka wena?
Lmao ku pfukile kwa ka wena ke?
F Jesus s comihg bk 2mrw,wht wuld u prepare 4 His *****g bk?
Im always ready
Who broke yo Virginity
Ur Dad!
if u wr a prostitute hw much would u sell?
Sies!
u x ya unqle chris? Lol
Nah,ni y ya yeh
hav u fal inlov wit sum1 frm mxit?
Jap
y d u gv ur numbr 2 a strangr
BecauseIwant2
y u fela adeline so ka wena khombaa u loku tembisa tilo na misava?
Lmfao Adeline i da BOMB! Aw lava ni fela rihanna na misisi yo tshuka:) ?
Who was ur fav netball player on the field in high school?
Me duh!
U tata rini ka bungeni?
HiDecember, un vekela swakahle phela.
Hav u eva kissd a strengr? if yes,how dd it feel? if no,hw do u thnk it feels?
Yes I have, it felt great, I think!
i overheard dis ada guls talkin bwt satanism n 3rd degree, i wantd 2 get da details from u. btw, what r u wearing?
Eh? And what does that have to do wif me? ChinekenO ofiakwaa! Im wearing Clothes!
What do you do when you hear rumours bwt yo frnd, especialy bwt sumtin bad?
Me don't entertain rumours!
i enjoy asking u random questions, n i love de way u answer em.
Lolest:)
Did u watch 3rd degree yestrday?
Nah,what happened?
Lets say you r stuck at your ex's neighbourhood n he seem 2b da only 1 hu cn help u, cn u thnk twice bwt coling hm?
I'd call him
Do you think you loved your 1st bf or you just dated him for experimentation?
It was all about experimenting
can you lend money to your ex?
Nah
What are you doing now
Im lib
Whats the funniest nickname dat uve evr heard of?
Bobby
A 23 yr old guy n a 19yr old gul r expecting a 2nd baby, wat d u thnk bwt dat?
I think its a gud thang 2 make babies while still young and healthy!
what do you do for a living?
Im the Presidents PA!
so u do miss flirtin wth Vernon
LMFAO, eh!
can u date 2 men and why?
Yup, because I can!
All da answers u hv bn post here are true or fasle
Some are true, some are false and some are inbetween;)
What is the most embarassing situation uve found yoself in?
Uhm? Cant xctly remembr.
ni gwala 2much kam, phela majita swa faya... an lavi ku guriwa matinu nawena utan tshika ivi niva f@@kd up wavo?
Lol aredzi ke.
don't u miss those flirtin dayz darlin?
Hahaha;) mhh I actualy do love flirting? I wonda wu asked this Q.
lol, plexa is myn. bt yaku kuma bf yavu2 ntay teka as a joke, unles kuri wan promisa kuri wasw kota ku manya khehele hiku loko wo tlakusa mavoko bf yawehe yin dlele..
Eh, lmfao wo va gwala na?
profile pic ya wena yani tata na smyl xa wena, una bf?
Lol thanx ka *smiling 4 days* Unf I do have a bf, but wudnt mind getin anathor 1 hahaha;)
Wht make u an odnry prsn
Im an extraordinary person!
Y streetkids r only boy
Your English is BAD! Go back to 2 ur prev schools and ask 4 ur fees back, you surely wasted ur Money!
Can u fight 4 yo man If other lady occupy hin'
Nah, dnt have time for Sh*t.
Why d u hav a *ex in a bicycle?
Because it's nice and confy thr!
How on a bike
Only I knw how
hw much do u thing u worth if i wnt to pay lobola
Im worth mur than a Million rand so don't think u can afford me!
U khombile n vito rha vukhomba imani
Eh vito ra durha man!
D u use c0ndm whn u hav *ex?
Nah, what 4?
Ma scrmar loko yingena?
Yini? Question ya n'wina ay twali!
If u're a president wht are u gonna chnge in dis country
1stly I'd Increase tax on alcohol, 2ndly Id provide fud for the unfortunate and Lastly I'd Provide free edu for the differently abled!
Do u have *ex in da car
Nah, on a bicycle!
At what age did you lose your virginity?
Who said I lost it? Im still a Virgin!
when ws ur 1st crush?
Dnt remembr
When last dd u hav *ex?
Last night;)
Have you ever had *ex with someone on your friends list?
Yes! Many of them!
what do u like abt boyz
Whats there 2 like abt em? Realy.
what is ur favourate vers at the bible and why
John 3v 16 coz its simple,strayt4ward and almost every1 knows of it, even Drunkards!
if u can wake up early in mrng and find tht u r 20million richer who wil b da last persn to have a cent frm u
I wudnt realy share my Money wif any1, Id rather Invest it cuz pipz are so stingy owt thr...
loko avaku walanga ku tswariwa ka tiko ro kari awuta langa rini btwn kenya,somalia and ghana nd y
None of da above menxioned, im blessed 2 b S.African!
loko awulo saseka awuta rhandza ku teka himani kati celebraty
Lmfao!naswi lava ku tiva mabihana loy anga vutisa dis Q, aningataza ni tsu tsumela kat celeb hku ti sasekili, anto ti lavela Papa wena mina plus hi bihe swin'we!
if u were to die nw what would b your last words
Bye!
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