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Mohammed

Indiansfromtinder

Ask me anything that rhymes with curry

9 Replies

The biggest mistake you made in your life?

This one time I met the queen and I accidentally sneezed and shat my pants

Indiansfromtinder replied 3895 days ago 1

can i have a mustache ride??

For sure anytime, you bring your body I'll bring the curry

Indiansfromtinder replied 3895 days ago 1

i love your pedo mo

My D has one too

Indiansfromtinder replied 3895 days ago 1

i can cook ad s*ck mad D

Sounds good let's have arranged marriage and by arranged I mean I'll arrange for you to s*ck my D

Indiansfromtinder replied 3895 days ago 1

plz luv me bak

I'll give you my D

Indiansfromtinder replied 3895 days ago 1

i love you

I love you like an Indian loves curry

Indiansfromtinder replied 3895 days ago 1

Last time you cried?

After all da curry I ate and then I destroyed the toilet, it was a beautiful moment

Indiansfromtinder replied 3906 days ago 1

Furry?

Uh yes beautiful, come marry me in bollywood

Indiansfromtinder replied 3910 days ago 1

Favourite car?

Mariah's v*****

Indiansfromtinder replied 3910 days ago 1