Nadia maistry
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A book fell on my head the other day I blame it on my-shelf.
??????? hopefully it knocked some sense into you.
Big, big b**ty, what you got a big b**ty.
hmmm work.???
~you're sponsor ?
? this kid.
Once upon a time I was a hoe hoe hoe ??
Oh so once upon a time I was Caitlyn. ??❤️
17 but looking 21 ?
And feeling 12?
Big b**ty hoe ?
??? 2 chains would be so proud.
What does everyone seem to enjoy except you?
Them damn fidget spinners. ?
wheres "Gift" when you need him ???
?? shut up.
why are you amazing ?
Because I make sewing kits for a living.
Why do you have a black mark on your tongue ?
It's my birthmark.
What do u think of footfetish?
It's appalling.
Why are people asking about me ? ?
They like tingz. ?
Do you know whos Shaza ?
? homeslice since day 1.
You make sewing kits for a living.
That run on fidget spinners for "special" kids like you. ❤️?
Why were you off Instagram for a while?
Long story. ?
What would you do if you had no fear ?
Ignore my moms 10th call.
Do you know Nicole Maia
Maybe I do. I'm very forgetful. ?
When were you the most happy and why?
90% of 2016 tbh.
You like Bonga ?
Who is that? ?
Jk I love you ❤️
No I don't okay I do
I think I know who this is. ??♀️?
Can you be liht and high at the same time?
It's called cross faded
Can you stop being pretty?
Never started. ?
Ummm you're weird
Plants contain chlorophyll
When last where you lit?
*were ??♀️
Where are you now?
In Durban for holiday. ??
Why are you single?
Idk. It's the people who don't want me. Ask them why.
Biggest crush you've ever had?
Well aren't crushes for like primary school kids? ?
You have standards yeah right
You don't
That's why you a ***** ????????
That's why u like the head boy - MB
Is there something wrong with you? is your life so boring that you feel the need to interfere with mine? I don't even speak to the guy. How can I like him? Maybe you should stop spending time on my page and go and invest in an actual life.
Where are you from
Johannesburg ??
In a relationship?
You got jokes ayyy. ?
So you be going for the nerdy gent Sies mannn did you see how ugly his face looks
No I'm not. I have standards. ?
Guy the know the most in Matric???????????????????
That's a lot of question marks.
What do you want for your birthday
A life. Jk.
How many guys have you hooked up with
Don't worry.
Vibing with any one? In Waterstone? ??????????????????????????don't tell me it's that prick? ? He kills me ???
I have no idea who you're talking about. ?
Do you have any guy friends older than you in Waterstone? Oh and Do you even have WhatsApp?
Yes ? and I do have whatsapp just not at the moment
What religion r u
Christian
Think any guy in Waterstone is hot
Yes ?
When do you know you're in love?
? when I actually experience an emotion
Hey man,wk????
???
Lets vy shop for some chappies.? caitlynkezia
?? eew.
uhhh why is your qooh so dry?
must I buy you a thirsty?
and some chappies for R2? caitlynkezia
Firstly, why is your face so dry?
Secondly. That made no sense. Take that R2 and go buy some brain cells. ?
What school did you come from
Marian college
Do you even have a phone???
I own a phone. I just don't have it at the moment. Well sorta
Why you lying,I thought you to be lit? caitlynkezia
Girl you can't even spell taught. ?
You that new Grade 11 in Waterstone? Kiana.15_
Sadly ?
Why can't all girls be as lit as you ?
because their granny said no.
You just got here and mense are being thirsty ?
??? I've genuinely given up.
Nadia- the non-catching feelings superhero ??
Ay it's bad Holmes. ??
My granny's food is nice
My granny's food is nicer. ? (Is nice a word) ?
❤ you are the strongest most gorgeous girl I know.
?❤ I wish I believed this. Thanks
Where's your IG at ????
It's non existent ? I'll get another account eventually.
fck BABYGIRL!?❤
I MISSED YOUR A$$! caitlynkezia
Haven't they all. Jk I miss you too. ❤
You and preolin ?
Home slice that I've known since primary school. ?
You have AMAZING t***
Where
Phone number?
Like I'd put that on a public website.
How much do you have in your bank account ?
R2, that I just used on chappies ?
What are you good at ?
Doing everything wrong. ?
When are you coming gurl?
caitlynkezia
Would've came today, but I'm going to mansion no more. Sorry babes. ?
Don't you love how I ask such dumb questions? caitlynkezia
You're just the dumbest person on earth. ?
If pigs could fly does that mean you could get high on bacon?
Wait that was dumb
You're probably getting high right now,isn't fat pig
Wait I think i just blew my cover...
? you need help.
People in Kenya are dying of dehydration and you still more thirsty then them.
?? please shut your face, kerzia. Your face is dying from dehydration. Droog af.
You and reece?
Like getting lit. ?
If you have two fish and you name them one and two and if one dies would this mean you still have two ?
Technically, yes. But also no. But also yes, with a slight chance of it being no.
are you on drugs?
~(colored accent)
???? that time we had airtime for days.
if a goat and a donkey have children, would they name it gonkey?
If you had a brain, would your name not be Caitlyn? ?
I'm over here drinking all this tea,and you still more thirsty then me darling.
? shut up kerzia.
you're as useless as the "g" in lagane
You spelt lasagne wrong, dumbass. ?❤️
once upon i was a hoe hoe hoe hoe
Hoe-ly ?
youre so gorgeous, and you have a nice A$$...hehe- anonymous(but you know who it is)
??
nadia did you have a bath,and this time with water? caitlynkezia
???? ay I was steady chilling in that tub hey. Can't remember what I was doing. I was tooooo lit. ??
why do fat pigs look so pretty online? caitlynkezia
Because they are. ?
You are really pretty i just dont know you
Thanks. ✨ well then you should get to know me. ?
How are you feeling right now?
Ay I was too lit.
You're so mean to me. ❤️? I don't deserve this.
boy, you deserve a beating. ?❤️
Babyyyyyyyyyy.
you like annoying me with these mainstream names ay. ? Get qoohme, so I can annoy you too. ?
You're so lowkey, like social media has never heard of one guy. ?
Ayyy dawg. ? There's none.
K bye. ❤️❤️ I know you hate it when I say k. So I'm going to say it because you're cute when you angry. ?
You want me to beat yo A$$, don't you. ? Blue ticked you so nicely. Boy baaaaaiii
?? cAnt wait to see you next month.
I can. ? Jkkkkkkkk. ?
Please don't fast me. ❤️ You know who it is.
Maybe you should've bought me that sandwich. ?
You're on a "boyfast" again? ??
Altyd ??
What are you sick and tired of?
Boys ??
The radio killed Nadias last brain cell?
Ayyy there was never a brain cell there to be killed. ?
That girl is a real crowd pleaser?
Black beetlesssss. ?
Damn girl you're always turning up. ? You look so fun
?✨ ayyy, you know. Sho fede
What are you looking forward to in 2017?
This question has already been asked. Qoohme, you're slacking. ?
Your smile is drugs
I like drugs
Yo' basic girl you on drugs or what???-your dumbass A$$ cousin❤
? please go away.
It's your real pet dog here, but I see someone else also calls you Paistry ?❤️ Today my hair feels like a cat that hasn't been brushed ???
?????? oh my god. The way I laughed when I saw this. Lmao ?❤️ best lemur haired girl I know ?
Boyfriend?
Ay dawg, my reply as usual. No I do not.
Do you have a bf ?and if not can I dm you ?? Joker_011
Nah I don't ? If you want to.
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