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Derek

Iranoutofusernames

Do the thing you losers.

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How much is enough money for you?

More than I have....

Iranoutofusernames replied 3903 days ago

2%?

All the 2%

Iranoutofusernames replied 3904 days ago

whos the special person

Special person? What special person?

Iranoutofusernames replied 3910 days ago

I have a riddle: If you're going down a river at 2 mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?

two kilometres.

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago

There were 10 fish in a bowl, 5 fish drown, 3 fish came back to life. How many fish are there?

None, I don't own any fish.

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago

Thoughts on that samantha quipp chick

She's cool. And bat **** crazy. I've said this before. Sorry Sammy!

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago

If you feed marshmallows to chickens will they have peeps?

Yes. I have done this. They are delicious.

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago 1

A question that I've always wondered: why do cartoon characters never change their clothes?

I've wondered that too. Also where do they put all those items they carry. Wait.....Oh god...

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago 1

If McDonald's sold hot dogs, could you order a McWeiner with a straight face and tell them to super size it?

Yes. I have experience in ordering weiners, it'd be easy. (I'm still completely straight)

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago 1

Why do Germans always sound angry?

Weil ich gerne Schwänze in MEIN Arsch schieben. Sie besser nicht versuchen, dies zu übersetzen oder ICH NACH UNTEN UND FINDEN SIE HUNT

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago

Why do you hate Ezra? It's not like he's a fat pathetic loner who constantly embarrasses himself by ruining jokes and trying to get girls!

Oh wait...

huehuehuehue.

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago

How exactly does one run out of usernames? You can reuse them you know!

Because I have one username I use for everything, and it was already taken, and I couldn't think of anything else.

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago

Why is you don't?

I don't why not do.

Iranoutofusernames replied 3940 days ago

That ezra question went so well with your profile picture! LMAO! MangoAwesome13

That's why I made it my picture! lol, I knew it would go great with the question I get.

Iranoutofusernames replied 3941 days ago 1

thoughts on ezra wagner?

I swear, Ezra if that's you. I'll beat you with a horse ****. If it's anyone else I know, I'm gonna beat you with a horse ****. **** off with the Ezra stuff, I don't care about him.

Iranoutofusernames replied 3941 days ago
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