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"gif" instead of "gif" ??
Im actually good... but thank you ??
Okay ?
Youre quite presistent?
Depends, i guess
Well..
Uh
Decomposition ?
But also.. for the sake of grammar, offs* ?
South africa but turkey around christmas is always fun
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heyyoo ?
Lets go with happy
Id go with the latter
Pretoria???
Uh.. replying to this qooh
Caaann i start a sandwich or softball shop?
Yep yep. Of course ?
? oh hoo, almost like deon right?
? bra shoppings more something id like to do on my own, okay
In a perfect world, maybe ??
Arguments over the years i couldve had hella good one liners with ?
Men with boo*s fighting for equality
Mayyybbe a couple : )
You go right on ahead and do that
Lefas high pun expectations...?
And i thought the moon landing wasnt staged, seems like we both got screwed over here ?
For you, ill try my best ??
Dont the best ones always? ?
Buttt hey, its better than inducing an existential crisis.. right ??
Well... it iiiss a freakin epic mode of transportation?
So if youre up for severe back aching, then surrree ???
At least you never grew out of these A$$hole tendencies ??
Hey sure: just cause youre standing up doesnt mean you cant still get pregnant ?
Ohhh hells yes, course i know what to do ??
Well i kick A$$ at being too lazy to update social media
Uh yeah.. most days ?
heyyy ??
Ohh ohh okay
Flight
Ability to touch people through reddit posts
And yeah..sandwich beam ?
Ey eyy ?? Isnt everyone at least moderately attactive in their own way?
Ohh? star trek replicator-synthesize meals on demand ? freakin amaziinng
Shweeettt ?
Uhm what..? ??
Well theres always bulimia ?
Leffaaaa yeahhs ?
Those who nuke gay whales for Jesus
Niccceee one ??
But yeahha:
Yolocalhousewife ✨
How considerate of you ??
well..theres politics on social media and good old feminazis
but ultimately just cinnamon ??
I feel so blessed by your offer alone that theres not really any need for physical contact ??
Missing the first 10 mins of the apocalypse trying to figure out what happened to the wifi ??
Eh, gurrll tell me about it ??
Why get annoyed when you can just put a communal bottle system in place..? ??
Well this is a little sudden but ive got a couple of ideas... cooking ?
Not that id wanna start a PANdemic or anything ??
Oh sure sure
My father and i do though, share an account, mind if i just link that one? ??
Here
You
Are ?✨
You know what would be easier? DOS programming system ?? It's harder to use, but waaaaaay sturdier man- we'll type nudes
I was thinking MySpace maybe
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Oh i would lovvee a meme regardless of my emotional state ?✨
Ayyyy??
Yeaaahha ?
Ey, soo.. this is getting a tad annoying ??
Uh nooo, cant say i have ?
Groovy baby?✨
You can live a long and adequate life, okay. Please dont let that get you down.
Okayyy you see what youve gone and did. Youve gone done made this weird ??
Costly funerals
Yeah... no ?
Barbs ??
And may she only have to live down a few memes, photoshop battles and nipslips
*hungergames style peaceout sign*
And i, i would let you snack while were in there ??
More socially awkward than anything?.. but okay?
Oh? Soon.
Eh it's dragged on a bit. But ultimately superly swaggy?✨
Heyhey heyy??
Never once claimed to have it??
Madam secretary of state, is that you? ??
Thats awfully sweet of you ??
Ehh doubt youll know her
Courrseee, the more uncomfortable the better? Just know im probably going to delete them??
@dimples_dutoit ✨?
Oh, its cause i love me some good old fashioned confusion??
Again, normal.
I respect how open you are about this ?
Kindly stranger, i couldn't possibly perform such an intimate act with you ??
(Also, hey heyyy, down here: don't ever let anyone make you believe that that isnt a perfectly normal $exual fetish)
SON, is that.... you?
Can i hear an amen? ?
These are the types of questions people need to be asking dammit ???
But yeah, a pillowfight with a couple of hot Korreans and a free cheeseburger.... duh ?
So idk if you realise that this is an anonymous site ??
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Im practically dripping with sweat in anticipation
Okeh uhm sure thing ?
...it all started when the fire nation attacked
Little know fun fact: if you stare at a person long enough they'll eventually pick up on it.
So do that. Stare, just stare.
Also exclusively greet with "howdy" and a small wave ?