James
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What's the worst thing you've ever done?
i ate it
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Would you rather drink orange juice, expecting it to be milk, or drink milk expecting it to be orange juice?
fwot.
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What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
Oh I think we all know something that could, sorry SHOULD be changed.
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Who told you they loved you last
haaa.
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What is your bank balance ?
Endless. Have you seen my wardrobe.
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Craziest thing you ever did for money ?
Bought Money.
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Who do you love more, mum or dad ?
Money.
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Who's the best person in your life?
Miranda Sings.
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Have you ever gone to school without taking a bath?
Yes. My bathroom doesn't have a bath. However it has a shower that is just delish in every way possible.
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What do you think about the most?
Literally the choreography from A Chorus Line. Yes I am aware that I should be studying for exams. If there was an exam on ACL I probs would pass. Unless I had to sing the soundtrack to perfection. Then no.
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What do you like about the person you dating?
You think I'm dating? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
Literally why is milk white when cows eat grass and other **** that isn't white?
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What time do you sleep?
Until its time for bad *****ez to get up.
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Who inspires you?
There is a kind, funny, sweet woman who recently has made me realise theres more to life than questioning what other people think of you. This particular is carefree, doesnt care what people think of her or her actions and I like that about her. Heck I want to be like her! But then again who doesn't? So to you, Miss Aradie Walters, you are my inspiration. :)
What turns you off in a person ?
Lacking Credit Card Details.
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What freaks you out ?
Oh I found out yesterday that cane toads do. Yes, Cane Toads. The way they stare at you just looks like they're going to jump out of the computer screen. I say computer screen because they are not in Victoria and I don't do outdoors. Thats another thing, Outdoors. Oh I could go on forever but I think I will leave it at my top 5 being Clowns, Snakes, Puppet from Saw, The Outdoors and Cane Toads.
What is the saddest thing in life?
No wifi. I don't know how people go without. :'(
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Which friend would you take a bullet for?
The Internet. Its my only friend.
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
Teeth. Pale body with no abs.
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how often do u visit the toilet for number twos per week?
Yes
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What did you last dream about?
Lets just say it was intimate..
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What annoyed you today?
The fact that I did so much work for school and it all deleted on me.
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where do u live?
Umm just somewhere in the bush
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How do you like your eggs?
Fertilised.... Wait what?
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On a scale of one to can't even how hot is Zac Efron?
caNT EVEn.
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Who do you prefer - Kath or Kim?
Defiantly Sharron
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How many kids do you want to have?
All of them.
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Heyy. Just wanna say. Stay amazing :) lovies you!!! :) xxx
Thanks.. I needed that.. xx
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What makes people boring?
No Humour.
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What do you s*ck at?
Being Beyonce.. Actually no. everyone s*cks at bing Beyonce. So me along with several million other people, Not including Beyonce, s*ck at being Beyonce.
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Friend you cannot live without?
FOOD.
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Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
Anything and Everything that has come out of Justin Bieber's mouth.
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A super power you wish you had?
The ability to steel yo man
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Hay hay u u i dnt lyk ur gurlfran
Do you even speak human let alone english. Gosh, this hurts my intelligence just reading that group of letters you call a sentence. BUT GUURRRLL U CAN GO FUQ YASELFF MY GURLFFRAIND IZ BOODIFUL
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What are you really good at?
Spending copious amounts of money.
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Hello drea Friend how are you doing today my friend please contact me on my mail address ( [email protected] ) i got your contact on this site qooh.me and would like us to be friends yours Awa,
De ja vu?
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Hello drea Friend how are you doing today my friend please contact me on my mail address ( [email protected] ) i got your contact on this site qooh.me and would like us to be friends yours Awa,
Lets be besties xoxox
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I know you really enjoy watching play school. Oops don't think I was meant to tell anybody. Soz.
Yis.
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Don't make me snap my fingers in a
Z FORMATION. HIP ROTATION. b**ty SENSATION. ELBOW ELBOW WRIST WRIST SNAP SNAP KISS KISS <3
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do u know any more egg puns?
Trying to think of new egg puns is really scrambling my brain.
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Why won't anybody dance with me?
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody" Huh, yeah, woo, hey yeah, huh Ooh yeah, uh huh, yeah I want to dance Clock strikes upon the hour And the sun begins to fade Still enough time to figure out How to chase my blues away I've done alright up 'til now It's the light of day that shows me how And when the night falls Loneliness calls [Chorus 2x:] Oh! I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah! I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me I've been in love and lost my senses Spinning through the town Sooner or later the fever ends And I wind up feeling down I need a man who'll take a chance On a love that burns hot enough to last So when the night falls My lonely heart calls [Chorus 2x] Somebody who somebody who.... somebody who loves me, Somebody who somebody who... to hold me in his arms. I need a man who'll take a chance, On a love that burns hot enough to last. So when the night falls, My lonely heart calls. [Chorus 2x] Uh-Huh (Dance) Common, baby (Dance) Woo, yeah (Dance) Now get with this, hahaha Whoa, oh, oh Don't you wanna dance (dance) With me baby? Don't you wanna dance (dance) With me boy? Don't you wanna dance (dance) With me baby? With somebody who loves me Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance? Don't you wanna dance? (Dance) Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance? Don't you wanna dance? (Dance) Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance...(Dance) Uh-huh With somebody who loves me
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Do you want to dance with me?
Step Kick Kick Leap Kick Touch. AGAIN.
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Can you set me up with Zac Efron pls?
He's currently not available, I have a Swedish 69 year old female called Gonzalez Though.
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Whatchu talkin about Willis?
Min'na saikō arigatō, K-k-k-kawaii, k-k-k-kawaii. [Verse 1] Mom's not home tonight So we can roll around, have a pillow fight Like a major rager OMFG Let's all slumber party Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties Someone chuck a cupcake at me It's time for spin the bottle Not gonna talk about it tomorrow Keep it just between you and me Let's play truth or dare now We can roll around in our underwear how Every silly kitty should be [Pre-chorus:] Come come Kitty Kitty You're so pretty pretty Don't go Kitty Kitty Stay with me Come come Kitty Kitty You're so silly silly Don't go Kitty Kitty Play with me [Chorus:] K-k-k-kawaii Hello Kitty, hello Kitty Hello Kitty, you're so pretty Hello Kitty, hello Kitty Hello Kitty, you're so silly [Verse 2] Wake up, got a secret Pinky swear that you're gonna keep it I've got something you need to see Let's be friends forever I wanna do everything with you together Come and play with Kitty and me [Pre-chorus:] Come come Kitty Kitty You're so pretty pretty Don't go Kitty Kitty Stay with me Come come Kitty Kitty You're so silly silly Don't go Kitty Kitty Play with me [Chorus:] K-k-k-kawaii Hello Kitty, hello Kitty Hello Kitty, you're so pretty Hello Kitty, hello Kitty Hello Kitty, you're so silly Min'na saikō arigatō! K-k-k-kawaii! [2x] K-k-k-kawaii! [4x] Meow. [Chorus:] Hello Kitty, hello Kitty Hello Kitty, you're so pretty Hello Kitty, hello Kitty Hello Kitty, you're so silly [Pre-chorus:] Come come Kitty Kitty You're so pretty pretty Don't go Kitty Kitty Stay with me Come come Kitty Kitty You're so silly silly Don't go Kitty Kitty Play with me Hello Kitty Hello Kitty
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What's the difference between yourself and an elephant?
An elephant, is an elephant. I, myself, me, James, is a human.
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Are you awake yet?
Pffft no. What do I look like to you? Someone who socialises?
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Would you kiss a Balinese monkey for $1000000? ;)
I Neeeeeed Da Monnneyzzzzzzz
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what time is it?
Time for you to stop asking me questions and start admiring how perfect of a show In The Night Garden is.
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water or cordial?
watered down cordial.
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if shrek=love life, then what does donkey=???
Parfaits.
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y do cats meow?
Because they are Puuurrrrrrfect *meow*
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how many push ups do u complete daily?
negative 15
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Would you kiss a Balinese monkey for $100?
I DONT WANT NO MONKEY AIDS I DONT CARE WEATHER MONKEY AIDS IS A THING OR NOT I DONT WANNA FIND OUT. IM 100% dOnE
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Have you ever shat at school?
Ew god no. I'm not about to get no yeast infection from those toilet seats.
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Do you prefer shows where you get to have a stage kiss or not?
Do you prefer shows where you have to play a White person then a black person then back to a white person, a show where you play a wife then egyptian or a show where you can't sing?
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Step kick kick leap
The amount of lyrics I know from that song: Nothing.
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Remember that time you wore a horrible wig. Me too
Lettuce Shreds**
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I came in like a...
Sandwiches! **** wrong song...
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Do you need an Egg?
Yes please I need egg. That would be Eggcellent.
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You should've said no and BBY U MITE STILL HAV MEEEEEEEEEEEEED
I kissed a lobster and I liked it <3
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Now for the hard question. What do you prefer, sausage rolls or pies?
(Thumbs Up Emoji)
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I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky
Kelly Clarkson <3
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Look at me Kimmy
Now I've got one word to say to you..
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Do you think you would get onto hi 5?
Yeah but I'm lazy so I'd be the equivalent of Charlie and just copy everyone. I mean being Cathleen must s*ck because all your **** keeps going missing and Kelly your just stuck with a blind puppet jack in the box whatever the **** that is thing.
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Be honest, how many times a day do you stop what you're doing and think "holy ****, Ean Griffiths is such a cutie"?
Every hour on the hour.
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That is so below the belt Kim, and you know how sensitive I am there
I'm not criticizing you, I'm just saying you look bad.
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How many times do you pick your nose a day?
33.5
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Should've said no. Should've gone home.
GET BACK TO ME GET BACK TO ME <3
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I'm not saying it's you that looks bad; it's your dress that makes you look like a frump
Oh, Sharon. You're my second best friend. Help me.
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You remind me of pooh bear.
Why? BECAUSE IM FAT?!!? *Single tear falls from my eye*
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SINCE U BEEN GONEEEEEEEE. I CANT BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME. IM SO MOVING ON YEAH YEAHH
I've been missing your strawberry kisses coz nothing's as sweet the taste still drives me crazy I've been wishing my strawberry kisses could fly through the wind to you from me
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"My favourite movie is Shallow Hal. I can relate"
"Why? Because you're big Kim?"
"No, because I'm shallow. God, you're rude to me"
My marriage is over. O-V-A-H. Over.
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For your information, I do have a date... A sticky date
I think i'm baron Sharron..
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Who's hotter: Ean Griffiths or Nichole337?
Well Ean is in a relationship and Nichole is married so I'm going to say Josh Morris <3
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Will you marry me?
Sure. Instead of a ring just give me your bank details tho. k thnx. Dubai.
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Are you a weed?
I'm more of a Gardener or J. Stubbs. #NOONEWILLUNDERSTAND
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What do you think of lemons?
I used to like them, now I hate them intensely. Too many bad memories.
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Why are you a lier?
Because its amusing lel
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On a scale from one to Zac Efron how attractive do you think you are?
I'd say i'm the equivalent of Channing Tatum in Magic Mike. Him or Mr Bean. He hot stuff.
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Are you Jesus?
I'm more Mary if anyone.. Because she's the only woman who has a child without getting preggers. I respect that.
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Do you wanna build a snowman?
I have mercy on your sole.
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Who would you like thank today and what for?
Jesus. For rice. Nothing more. Just rice. Because rice is nice.
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What upsets you?
NO WIFI. NO CHOCOLATE. EVERY DAY OF SCHOOL. WHEN BEYONCE DOESNT DROP ANOTHER ALBUM THE WEEK AFTER. BASIC *****ES. DID I MENTION SCHOOL? SCHOOL AGAIN.
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What is your weakness?
Physical Movement.
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If you could save one item in the world and one only, what would it be?
Anti-Diareah Tablets. Just for ****S and gigs ;)
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Would you rather **** glitter or marry Miranda?
I think the more important question is what colour suit I'm going to wear at the wedding. Probably chocolate brown with yellow stripes.
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Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU THINK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LOL! Darren Criss. His face. It's scrumptious.