Jordan Abuzar
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
is the answer to my question "no"?
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Are you single?
I am single yes
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oh gosh dangit
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do you like anyone atm?
merhaps
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what do you want to after you finish school
I wanna study acting, and hopefully make a career of it
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thoughts on school
I actually quite enjoy it. i can see why people would not, but i can't help but enjoy it
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Who are your favourite people to talk to?
i generally enjoy talking with everyone, it's quite nice c: in particular, i enjoy talking with liam biggs, Caelum hussien, and my friend abby thomas. but in all honesty, i don't really have favourites, i have amigos ^_^
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person that makes you laugh the most?
I think everyone makes me laugh heaps, but if i had to narrow it down, it would be a tie between Satya, Liam, and Caelum
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What turns you off in a person ?
i forgot what this question said after i clicked it
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who is / was your crush in high school?
well the last crush i had was a girl named jean, but since then that time has passed, no crushes now, at least i don't think so. so lonely ahaha
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have u taken a shine 2 anyone?
maybe, it's a possibility
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Which friend would you take a bullet for?
if i was there, anyone of them.
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r u interested in anyone?
I honestly don't know.
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i have been cracked....
my hard shell has been removed and i am but a meringue now.
and unfortunately meringues do not have identities.
Take care of my eggdom, keep the eggtrance locked at all times, im trusting you.
MeggaEgg, over and out
godspeed you magnificent, eggtacular being you will forever exist in leggend
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i am eggstatic. I remember i once though no one could out egg me, but you have done it in less time than it too my carrot to climb up the mountain on egg power with the eggficiency of a boat on a flat road. congreggyolklations
You have very eggceptional skills. Had i been another individual you probably would've scrambled me with little difficulty. any other person may have cracked early on, unless they were hardboiled as well. I admit my curiosity as to who you are. you are proving quite the eneggma
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Yes my lord that would be an eggceptional opportunity that comes once in a lifetime, i can eggsure you i will not egg you down.
Wonderful, I'm glad i could eggtract you as a partner, we will be an eggtravegant, eggstroadinary duo
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OK YOU ARE NOW AN EGGLORD, THAT WAS PERFECT YOU MAY NOW OPEN THE EGGTRACE OF EGGSCALIBUR THE GREATS CASTLE, BECAUSE HE HAS ONE NOW, ITS MADE OF EGGS, I BOW DOWN TO YOU, I AM NOW A MEGGAEGG, HAIL THE EGGLORD.
Eggcellent. I would welcome you into my court with the position of eggsecutor, should eggcept it. I believe us teaming up would be a fruitful eggsercise
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i am enjoying your egg puns, for some reason my eggcelent brain is not saying how i should be setting an eggsample for others to follow in my footsteps and become an egglord.
i like blue. and red. you are now a megga egg, one step under egglord.
I'm glad i am not being eggregious. i guess i owe it to my combo pun skills. throw in as many eggstra ones as you can you know? try hard not to negglect one. i do my best to come up with them; don't undereggstimate me
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EGGFICIANCY HAHAHAHA OH GOSH WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT?
eggside from the egg jokes, whats your favorite colour?
I find red to be eggceptional, i quite like blue as well, then mauve and aubergine too
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will the rocks have any effect on the egg efficiency of my carrot?
The eggficiency will drop by about 0.00000483% per egg
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ok so i know this carrot who wants to go mountain climbing, assuming it will take 600 eggs per 10 meters for this carrot to have the ability of climbing up a 4 kilometer mountain, how many rocks will this mountain contain?
12
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well if it takes 6 and 3/4 eggs to make it walk, how many eggs does the carrot need before it can be faster than usaine bolt?
an additional 1046 need to be harvested
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if jonny had two eggs
and billy had 5 eggs
and there was 12 eggs
which means billy had another 5 eggs
which puts billy up to 10
how many eggs does it take to make a carrot walk?
takes 6 and 3/4 eggs, the carrot harvests that much in order to provide fluid in its body
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(...) field would not impair them from the kinetic energy created by the moving of the limbs and the kinetic energy of the movement of the physiology of the horse with the teleportation ability?
teleporting horses are wearing horseshoes of escaping, and they have a resistance to being slow because they're bloody metal is what they are
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No one ever believed that a slow field has any effect on a teleporting horses, but why don't they effect a teleporting horse. What is it about the physiology and anatomy of the teleport us randomness equestrianus that a movement impairment (...)
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Why can't a slow field affect a teleporting horse?
Who in their right mind would ever believe that a slow field would have any effect on a teleporting horse? It just does not happen. DOES NOT. not, does not happen
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what if i told you you were looking at a bowl of mayonnaise disguised as whatever electronic device you're using at this very moment
0_0 WOT mind blown /[ ] /
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Would you rather have legs as arms or arms as legs?
Arms as legs, climb on all the things yo
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Can money buy love?
money can be used to purchase goods and services. Love is not a service, it's a sort of, thing
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Who do you fancy?
at present i've not got an interest in anyone. just kinda going along with it until i find someone i take a shine to. be nice if someone took a shine to me to be honest ahaha
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AAALLRight! Mr. White!
~Jess
knock knock yo
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Dafuq is this even?
~Jess
jess, we gotta cook
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Are bats sneaking into your neighbourhood disguised as cute sugar gliders?
nah the bats are honest. it's the possums disguised as other possums that you gotta worry about
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why did you let me eat so much dinner?
why did you let me let you?
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Why does my toe look like that?
depends on what it's looking at. maybe it's in love, or maybe it's hungry
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how come cheese smells so funny?
how come your nose finds it funny?
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where did the very first cow come from?
it came from the first mongoose. Not sure where the first mongoose came from, i think it involves the colour mauve, and some skim milk
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h0w d0 i sm0k3r a b0w1 0f w33d?
you've just gotta believe in yourself, and spell with letters not numbers :P
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how are you going jordan? i see you got qoohme :P
going alright, and indeed i did, wondering how this will end up :P
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if you smelled the colour nine, how high am i ?
how high can anything be really? If there is height then by that logic something is higher than that height, which means that any height lower than another height is a low, is it not?