Jennifer Lawrence
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What made you happy today? 100+
My friends and life in general.
What are you sick of trying to explain to people?
That this is a RP account and not the real deal.
Why are you hot?
I don’t know? Why are you cool?
Come to CC, I'll be waiting
I think I already answered you now.
Girl you looking fiiiiiiiiine!
Thank youuuuuu Anon!
What's one of the dumbest things you've heard someone say?
I’ve heard a lot of dumb things in the last year.
Do you have private social media accounts that fans can’t see or add you on? Ones that you run not a PR team ?
// I’m not the real Jennifer if you think that.
What thing did you do that ruined a relationship/s?
I don’t think I ever ruined a relationship before.
The Internet goes down, suddenly, and forever. What do you do?
Write letters to my friends like the old times.
What's something you fell in love with instantly?
My dog. Nothing better than Pippi.
Girl If i walked up and kissed you would you kiss back or knee me in the nuts
Neither of them. Just push you away and slap you probably.
Nazis... Throat punch or kick in the balls?
Do not pay attention to those pathetic people.
Did you knee someone in the balls when you were Mystique?
Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t.
Did you knee someone in the balls when you were Catwoman?
I was catwoman? This is news for me.
What's something that took you way too long to realize?
Some people are simply bigger *ssholes than the planet Uranus.
What are you currently worried about?
What I should eat tonight.
Girl,you so hot I'll let ya punch me in nuts
And the compliment turned into something disgusting... great.
you are hot as hell
This isn't a question but it sure makes me smile!
Thank you!
You ever seen someone fall and land on a railing crotch first?
Probably only on YouTube.
I thought he had offered himself for that
He offers to do a lot but I only do things to him he doesn't offer out of free will.
Did you kick pratt in the lower package?
No I didn't! That would be beyond the lines of rudeness.
What makes you uncomfortable?
A lot of things but specially people that are acting different than normally.
What will you never ever do again?
Singing in films.
What do you wish had never happened to you?
I can name some things but I'm sure being hacked is on top of the list.
What's chapeau?
That's French for well done.
How much money do you need right now and why ?
$20 would be for coffee and breakfast.
$1.000.000 for the victims of Harvey and Irma.
You're hard to surprise
If you can then chapeau for you.
I would let you punch me in the face
Why doesn't this surprise me?
What you do if a guy steals your pizza and holds it way above your head?
Punch them in their face
What's something you tried really hard to like but just couldn't?
James Bond movies. Sorry...
And how about you,boo*s?Still having boo*s?
Wouldn't be good if they were gone all of a sudden.
Yeah,well I've been busy,boo*s
I don't blame you
Alright there,boo*s!
Ah I haven't seen you in a while.
How can you be a better person?
Make others more happy about their day
What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
I had a good day with wine.
What needs to stop ?
Cowardly anonymous hate.
What type of people annoy you the most?
Arrogant, perverts, childish and selfish people.
What do you wish your parents understood?
My parents understand quite a lot.
So you do answer to that nickname!
Appearently so. Since it isnt the first time I've been called that.
Hey boo*s!
Hey there stranger!
What is the one thing you do just to annoy other people?
Just one thing?
I think acting like a child and never make it people easy.
What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
If I was too afraid to say it why would I say it now?
It's true!You could get a stroke and die without having kneed one person's balls
I don't think death is something to be joking about
Technically your life is always in danger
Don't be so pessimistic about life.
Jlaw!What if a random dude on the street puts a bag over your head and tries to take you away?
I wish them good luck for trying
But you are clever!
Are you sarcastic now?
What phrase do you wish people would just stop using?
Nothing comes to mind at the moment
Is there any circumstance under which you'll knee someone in the balls?
Yes when my life is in danger.
Yeah;youre pretty clever
That's something I don't get often
Bag over the head could work,yeah
See I can think along to find solutions.
Youre hot if we ignore the face
I could always wear a bag over my head if that pleases you.
Hey hot stuff
Hi cool bun
I don't have Instagram sweetie.
Why can't we know the size?
Why has it your interest to know?
Age -
From -
Fav colour -
Fav place -
Best friend -
Single or taken -
Virgin -
Bra size -
Interested in -
X?
Age - 27
From - Kentucky
Fav Color - Blue
Fav Place - My bed
Best Friend - Can't name just one
Single/Taken - Single
Virgin - No I'm a Leo
Bra Size - Good enough, not for you to know.
Interested in - Alcohol
Do you marry me? Love of my life!!!
Still flattered but I have to say no.
Marry me? JenLaw!!!
I feel flattered but currently I don't feel like marrying anyone.
What do you never trust?
Besides human beings? The microwave.
What makes you genuinely happy?
Food.. specially pizza
Will there be another movie in the hunger games series?
There is a slim chance that will happen. Don't count on it.
You ever seen someone fall and land on a railing crotch first?
I don't think I have seen that?
What is the biggest way people waste money?
Any dollar spend on sigarets.
If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
Do not feed after midnight.
One quick nut kick from ya?
Not going to happen.
Is it true that on the set of the hunger games your nickname was "katpiss neverclean"?
Yes it is true.
What do you no longer waste time on?
Getting my hopes up.
What popular thing doesn't appeal to you?
The new album of Ed Sheeran.
can i punch your bewbs?
No you can't.
What do you need to get off your chest right now?
Don't freaking ruin the pizza to put pineapple on it!
bra size?
Check the internet lately everything is known if you google it.
do you enjoy dirty talk and $ex talk
With my partner or best friends I wouldn't mind it.. to strangers no.
Oh way,way crazier!
Good to know.
i like your boots when theyre about to kick me in the nuts
I can also block you on here you know?
Like,the really,really,crazy ones
Crazier than me?
I like your bo.obs
Well thank you I guess.
Even crazier people don't like them
What kind of crazy people?
The secret to a good friendship is... ?
Trust.
Same with me, except I dont go on red carpets! ????? AliCatDahboss
You really should. It's fun. (Except when you trip)
Crazy people don't like the boots
I am crazy and I like mine.
Are you girly girl or tomboy? AliCatDahboss
I'm more of a tomboy except for at red carpets and such. Always have been one of the boys when I was hanging with them.
You don't?Well...dammit!
I don't think it is possible to do. I believe it blocked on ip addresss.
The boots can be pretty good too
Oh yes I means who doesn't love my boots?
I like your boo*s
I like my boots as well.
You could unblock me and I won't make bad jokes
That's the problem. I have no idea how.
What do you never plan on doing?
Having children.
Must've said a dumb joke
Probably, I don't remember.
Nah,I was mostly asking silly sht
Guess you said the wrong thing then.
Hey blonde.I think you accidentaly blocked me on CC
Accidentally is something I don't do. If I did then you were the one asking about kicking balls.
Want to be my friend?
I am always open to create new friendships. Who are you?
What do people brag about that you don't find impressive at all?
I stopped smoking / I lost .. pounds.
What was your biggest waste of money?
Oh I have some junk that could be considered a waste of money.
What would you do if you had no fear ?
Scaring people with fear.
Why are you single?
Because I am a strong independent woman and I need no man.
What are you good at?
Sleeping, eating and working.
What are you bad at ?
Being an adult
What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?
Winning an Oscar.
Who are you currently ignoring and why?
I think people are ignoring me.
What is something you need to get off your chest?
People should simply stop being nice to others while they secretly hate them. It's petty and makes you look terrible.
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