Jack McColl
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Tell me your chickeny dreams
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She looks like a btch, go date someone that isn't as fat as her, you deserve better xx
Thanks fam
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She's obviously a *****, leave her and find someone better.
You seem to know an awful lot
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I love you more than anything in this world and I'm beyond happy to call you mine. Jack, I really love you, and I wish to spend the rest of my life with you. Thank you for being there for me in my life, thank you for all the care you give me. I love you xo
What? I don't want solar panels. Thanks for the call.
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You know who I am. Who's the btch you fck? Is she a fcking ****ty skank?
Inbox for the gossip xoxo
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What is your favourite slang word ?
Bro
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(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ I love you a lot (・ω・)ノ
That's very sweet of u xoxo
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That's pretty fabulous
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O o h
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I love you ????????
Thanks! I love me too
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Who did you have $ex with?
Come off annon and I'll tell you. But then again, if you're close to me you already should know.
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Last time you had $ex?
About three weeks ago
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What is good in your life right now?
Chicken
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Would you tell me who you like? I'll tell people your dirty secret..
I'll tell you a dirty secret. I roll around in dirt
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Have you tried to spell drunk with an ie yet?
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Will u have $ex wif me
Only if you can tell me what $ex stands for
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The Albion hasn't played any nirvana whilst I've been there for the past month. What do I do if they don't play it tomorrow night??
Right fam, I got yo back. What you want to do is walk up to whoever controls the music and challenge them to a duel of some kind. Just take an AUX cable and strangle them with it. Now that they're out of the picture you can play Nirvana
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What has been your chickenist dream?
One dreamt that I breaded over 180 head
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I forgot to shave my right armpit
That sounds like s real jiffy
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Fav chicken piece to eat?
I'm just really love legs and thighs
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Fav chicken piece to bread?
Breast pieces just take so much handling
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Put some pants on. Ho.
I will when you do
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Nirvana?
Man, I really love their song Smells Like Teen spirit
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One person you'd drop anything for?
Close friends honestly. There are a few people
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School?
Can s*ck the right, left and middle nut
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But sinning is the only way to live life.
You know how else you live life. You slepe
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What would make your day?
Certain people
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What's the coolest thing you did that no one saw?
Threw a knife into a spider for a few meters away. Killed the spider
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If you could only wear one piece of clothing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Trench coats for days lads
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What's the last thing you do before sleeping?
Depends on the day. Like Friday's for instance, I usually chug my last drink
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What was your first relationship like?
Strange to say the least
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Why aren't you famous?
Because Jed isn't famous yet
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I'm doing you a favour chicken lord.
Thank you. I appreciate it
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What offends you ?
Honestly not sure
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Who was you're last relationship with nd thoughts on them now
Last relationship was Baylee. And we're still good friends so that's good
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Thoughts on Brady Richardson
Absolute legend! Always had some great chats and awesome chills! Good vibes all around when his there!
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" You know it's always better with your fringers" ;)
This right here, words to live by #lyf #kfcy
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How are you? :)
I'm alright, and yourself?
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What do you have no time for?
Being awake, ain't nobody got time for that
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Has the chicken lord awoken?
The Chicken Lord is here now
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okay, hear me out, you get a million dollars but from now on you have to have 2 crispy strips in your A$$ for 3 hours, every day Juzzyboi
Easy done, seeing how we don't have crispy strips anymore so we're golden on that. Easier million ever
What is the worst trend you participated in?
One called life
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Tell me your deepest desires.
That would to have someone right here next to me and I'd whisper them all in their ear
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I'm not into 69
It's not my favourite thing that I want to do every time but it's something that's more an every now and again thing
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That little gasp, then they tilt their head, close their eyes and say fck ?
When you look them in the eye and tug on their lip to tease them even more ?
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Anything else you like particularly in bed?
Well, I'm surprised some guys don't like doing this but going down on a girl is fun. Like that. Ohhh and my favourite number ;)
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MUMMA OOOOOOHHHH
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
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I think they know ;)
Oh really now? Is that good or bad I wonder.
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Cool ridge. Brilliant ?
Thank you, thank you. Hold your applause
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Tuning anyone?
Oh and youb didnt anwer your queston about your crus
Tuning anyone, well my guitar for one. And maybe there is someone who's on their phone right now. They'll know.
As for crush. Not really crushing, I wouldn't say I am at least
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Don't max yourself out ;)
I'll hit a cool ridge before I max out ;)
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Cool room at 6? I might be a tad late, just to rally you up ;)
You won't want to be too long, I might go Solo ;).
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I'd give you the v on any day, not just Valentine's ;)
Oooh k**ky ;)
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Get it? Mountain Dew, mount and do? ;)
When and where Bby ;) cool room
At 6
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Lemon and lime? More like mount and do me ;)
I'll have to check my schedule, I'll get back to you so it's probably a yas
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Definitely match made in hell
If you like it then you should lay in bed with them and drink alcohol and watch Netflix on it
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Give me a massage?
For you? Any time?
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Ever kissed a guy?
Can't say I have
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Slap me on the A$$ and have fun
But please be gentle because I am very sensitive and buy me dinner first and I am not a sinner so marriage before we hold hands
Hmm I don't know. Look, I'll have to get a permission note first is that okay?
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What would your p*rn name be?
Jackhammer baby ;)
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Tempermental. Like me.
Are we a match made in hell?
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I'd even pack you a go bucket afterwards ;)
Tender one of course ;)
See you can be the sweet side of sour. And I love it. Pressurise me baby
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A deep breath and fck it? It fck it deep?
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Neck is sensitive?
fcking bingo was his name-o
And she was cümming around the mountain.
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Hurry up and turn 18 already
You have no idea how much I want to ! :(
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How considerate of you.
I consider all options. And usually just take a deep breath and say 'fck it'
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Do you open your mind as much as you open your legs?
I would every day and all day just for you
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Rough play is a good
It's probably one of the most fun things. And then just letting it go and losing and giving into to one another
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Any kinks?
A little bit of rough play ain't too bad. Biting on the neck. Whispers in the ear. It's all good fun
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Fetishes?
Well.. No not really. I don't think so at least?
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Inspection booked for February 30th
Excellent, sounds like a plan to me
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Appreciated ✌️
Good... Good. Let the appreciation flow through you
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TOOfckINGSOON
I'm sorry I'm sorry. But you know what they say, don't cry over spilt blood
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How often should you have $ex a week? I personally think once a day is good.
Not that I get it though :(
Well now, why have a limit ? I mean the more fun the better. But I know your feel
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Would be a shame, wouldn't it? ;)
It would! So shall we make a date for an inspection?
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Smart move. I was an idiot and gave mine to a friend. Could've been handy this morning :/
Don't worry fam, if you're with me I've got your back. Among other ASSets
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You think? But you can't double check Nor question kurt.
I'll consult with the 12 gauge. #tooSoon
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But I have handcuffs ;)
Well hey, I better come and inspect those to make sure they still work correctly I mean. It would be a shame for you to get locked up with it ;)
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It's very easy to turn a belt into cuffs with a leash ;)
As myth busters regularly says, let's put it to the test
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ALWAYS CARRY CONDOMS
ALWAYS DO.
Don't know why but I do
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The choice is yours
But is it really? Do we really choose what we want or is it really a higher power? Like the KFC
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As you were
Some of these lyrics were a little dumb tho..
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I might come and find out ;)
Come and do your worst
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Eat that b**ty like groceries.
Are you woolies because I need some groceries to eat ;)