Jack Neighbour
JackNeighbour
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What would you call your autobiography?
Bricks
Your song of the day?
swing - dylan joel
Most important person/thing in your life?
Tommys hairy shins
Do u love ur gf
Yeah boss
What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
Davids snapchats
What do you want most out of life?
Some stuff, some things
What do you like most about the person you're dating
Everything
If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
Id say my cat but i cant catch the fkr
What is your current state of mind?
Ded
What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Tommy H on a Friday afternoon with a jps rollie and a Carlton draught
Tbh on jordy allan
Nice chick had some funny nights, haven't seen in ages tho
is it true u did an*** with chelsie then let her poo on ur chest?
yeah and then I pissed up her nose :)
what does nibbles and rufus mean in ur insta bio?
Whatever your imagination what's it too be luv
if you had the option between licking garreths butthole or taking it up the a s s off tommy H what would you pick?
Both, at the same time
have u ever tried to stick ur own p**** in ur butt???
Hasent everyone?
have u ever gotten rimmys????
Only a few times of tommy
Last great thing you did ?
Listened to 1 hour of Rage Against The Machine
What's under your bed?
Tommy H's latest victims
We need to search the planet to find something for Tommy H to throw his snag in!!
We will search the fkn galaxy to find a creature willing to let Tommy H throw his snag in it
What cheers you up ?
Tommy H balls deep in a slab of beers
Let's get Thursday night bung eyed!
Yes that one
What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Too many
How do you deal with failure?
Pizza
What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
I don't think I'm in this situation with people n stuff n things
How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
Well I have to interview one soon so I guess we will find out
Jack I miss our magical wheees :'( Seamus.
The wheees will return
Wtf are you talking about power rangers is still the **** Jack.Rotheram
Hahaha yeah very true! fck breaking bad ima watch me some power rangers
Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
5 bc power rangers was the sh!t
Who told you they loved you last
idk
A body part you think you could do without ?
1 whole hair folical
What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
Insert a wide range of objects into my poos
why do people hate me for :( what did I do to them, I am a nice person. chelsieewrighttt
People are quite odd
Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
That doesn't sound very possible and not fun at all
What's your favourite word or phrase ?
F u c k e d if
Serious though dude..
I'm warning you now, f u c k Chelsie off! Best decision you'll ever make!
Personally, I would do anything to have a chance with you.
What hahahahaha
The last thing you bought ?
Usually to buy things you need currency of some sort, I do not own currency of any kind, so nothing
Heard c u n t s need to leave jack alone
Heard you're beautiful
It was p u s s y xoxo
I was right it was mean ! 10 points to me
Heard that ur a *****
Not sure what that word is but I'm guessing it wasn't nice
WEEEEEEWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE Seamus.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
WORK RELATED SKILLS, FCK ME, NEVER HAS ANYTHING MADE LESS SENSE, NOTHING TO DO WITH SKILLS THAT ARE RELATED TO WORK WHAT SO EVER, WEEEEEEEWWWWIIIIEEEEE
OI bruv give us a tbh kirby97
That's so much effort, you know I love you
A memory you want to forget ?
I have about a 9 second memory so this isn't a problem
Your actually a beautiful human being :3
Why thank you! :)
Why are you alive
Probably because I haven't died yet, and 2 fck ur bish lolololol fgt
We are shaved half people Deaks707
Hahahahahahah fck that was amazing
My ***hole is more attractive than you
Most peoples are
You're actually very beautiful.
You are to kind Mr
Your ugly
I know this bruv
What is your nickname ?
Odd looking person with half his hair missing and the hole in his ear that shouldn't be there
You look fat in your Instagram photo
I am fat that's probably why
Dream holiday destination ?
'Murica
how do we become friends, you seem groovy as f
You can fkn message me son come on what you waiting for don't be shy lets have it
Funniest **** though.
Yaaaaaay I'll take it
Your the weirdest ****
**** it's good but
more like parkway
Winston is my soul mate
Behemoth is the best goddamn band i have ever seen
They are quite the majestic beings indeed
What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
That there is nothing better to spend your money on than goon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czx-OIyrQwQ
That's a fkn download right thar
One time i heard "Smells Like Teen Semen" and i had to get an exorcism that satanism is too real
You have to have a pretty high demon tolerance level to be able to listen to such evil
Thoughts on Jakko
Jakko is a very nice young lady x
Is that person for real?
We can only hope not, but if so, we will get him the help that he needs
psycho emo scream???? Rise Against??????? Wot??????? Linc_182
Lincoln halp pls it's hurting my brain
At least i don't listen to black metal bands like Nirvana and Rise Against all about killing puppies and sacrificing fetus's to Satan.
Nirvana is the most heaviest of death metal for a reason
Why do you listen to that psycho emo scream band Rise Against they have no meaning in any of their songs
You were definitely the cause of 9/11
F**kin auto correct
It's a slippery little bastard!
Thoughts on Nataleeeee
Natalee is pretty KoOl
Brun right man bruh
Yes brun, of course
like anyone?
Garry's pretty cool, but I think it would be better if we just stayed friends
What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
I don't have a talking platypus that is my best friend that lets me ride him places. so no
What are you allergic to?
v*****s
When was the last time you cried and why ?
Today because kirby stole my dignity
What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Waiting for food most likely
People need to back off! Little neigh neigh is happy! Funk off please! Chelsie is actually really nice!
Um thank thank
Thoughts on Jakko
Best bloke, nuff said
Who is this asparagus? Its all over my news feed
I think it might be an asparagus
i didnt know asparagus's give good cuddles
After a solid night off ya face on mdma and you're sitting on the roof of a church in nothing but crocs, ain't nothing better than an asparagus cuddle
wot do you like about asparagus's m8
I like how they cuddle me to sleep at night
do you like asparagus's?!
I do love me a good asparagus
And this other time chelsie came over we were sitting at the dinner table with my family and she let go of this ripper fart and didn't even say sorry she tried to blame it on my dog
Why wont anyone halp
This one time she came to my house and didn't wipe her arse properly after taking a sh.it and then she left her poo skiddy undies on my floor and my dog ate them and I've never invited her back
I'm like, I'm not even mad, I can't, good story sir and thanks for sharing but bruh halp
Chelsie is ugly you can do better
WHY IS THERE SO MANY QUESTIONS ON THIS TOPIC I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING
You're a real nice chick, fun to drink and party with, you pretty cool I guess fgt
Chelsie is mint fkkkk you're lucky
I AM SO FKN CONFUSED WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Is Chelsie wright the Bomb to your bath?
I prefer showers tbh
Can I tickle you belly button with gum leaves?
Course you can go for your life son
Chelsie weight is pregnant with your baby
Other way around
thoughts on tom h
Hahahah hi tommy
Great bloke, had some great fkn times and have some awesome memories, always here when you need me and would do anything for ya
He only just got out of a relationship give him a break
Thank you whoever you are
Chelsie is actually the best chick, you would be lucky to be with a girl like her!
She is a good bloke
Thoughts on the Murray
You need no words I just love you ❤️
She gave me and my mate chlamydia
I got Ebola from a semi aquatic African mammal before :(
10/10 would not recommend chelsie bro
This statement confuses me
Chelsie wright has the clap. Wear protection
I just came here to make friends :(
Personally I think chelsie is a disgusting w h o r e and jack could do better
She is a nice lady
Personally, I think yourself and Chels Wright would look adorable together. Best chick I know! Xx
Um, hi there :-)
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