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Jacob Catalano

Jacobcatalano

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jacob are you alright?? i heard you went to the doctors.....really? a boo* job?
nah but seriously, hows your tummy ho :(

Well, my darling there was a slight chance of appendicitis but the doctor said I had a lot of wind in my stomach. yea. go ahead and laugh.

Jacobcatalano replied 4460 days ago

hey jacob, im going to have to tell you this in the nicest way possible, YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT DISTRACTINGLY se*Y! ....yeah that was alright :)

I am so DISTRACTINGLY se*Y.
May you please tell me your name?

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago 2

oh lord jesus theres a fire

Aint nobody got time for dat!

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago

i hate you georgiabouch

It looks like your not afraid to exploit the starving children in africa

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago

thoughts on georgia?

Well, my dearest anon.
I know a couple of georgia's please specify

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago

hey se*y

Hey. Again.

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago

whos this sorry?

I'm Jacob.
Who are you?

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago

if you had a chocolate mountain or a marshmellow bed and an elf came through your cupboard and you were drinking a can of soda and your dog was walking thorugh the forest what is the radius of hte moon

The radius of the moon is exactly 1, 737.4 kilometres.

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago 1

hey soul sister

Hey that mister mister on the RADIO

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago

why does our teacher still have her sunglas*es on her head its not sunny

Because where such bright pupils

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago

hows it going

Im fine, how are YOU doing?

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago

hey se*y! jaydeolivia

Hey. bootiful

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago

what would you rather: have se* with the corpse of micheal jackson or eat your own shi*?

I would rather enjoy the taste of my own feces. The rotten and dead corpse of Michael Jackson isn't quite my type.

Jacobcatalano replied 4467 days ago 1

Why don't you get any questions? Jacobcatalano

Probably because no one loves me.

Jacobcatalano replied 4469 days ago 1 2

you're annoying

How can I be annoying when someone just told me I was hot?

Jacobcatalano replied 4469 days ago
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