Jacquelyn Kemsley
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sorry I was at the warehouse hahahaha :)
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hi you're perfect
ugh I know right
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You are amazing
hi hello again :) you\'re amazing x
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You are amazing
oh thank you :)
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what's your favourite food?
pizza and french fries and chocolate and mcdonalds and bacon and basically anything that will give you a heart attack
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hey are you okay? I see how some people treat you at school and it looks like it hurts you a lot
I\'m not really no but thanks for caring :)
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do you like anyone?
I do, yes, very much :) :) :)
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Love you Long Jacky :* Have a good night boo boo, mwah mwah xoxox
night night ash luv u long time smoochykins <3 xoxox
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you can pay in lettuce leaves
omg was it you the entire time sera you krafty kat
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$100 will do
can I pay in tuppence ?
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Jacquelyn is not a Bit** at all I can't even begin to understand why someone would say that. She is the most lovely person ever and you s*ck if you don't think so, now get out pls
thank you very much nice person, how can I ever repay you <3
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YOUR THE BIGGEST BIETCH EVER
okay, well I don\'t know why you would think that but I respect your decision, you must have some kind of proof as to why you would judge me like that otherwise you wouldn\'t have the nerve to come rambling into my neighbourhood on your dirty busted up shi* shoes that you call wheelies , yelling inappropriate things at the top of your voice waking everybody up if you didn\'t have evidence to back up your argument. the neighbours aren\'t impressed and neither am I do you know what time it is
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I miss you, I wish we were still close!
tell me who you are and I shall make an attempt to rekindle our relationship <3
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Oh this is getting really annoying can you just tell me like one of your closest friends?
one of my closest friends? one? just one? ummmmmm, okay well it\'d have to be jesus
you should lighten up and learn to have fun, I\'m only saying jesus bc I\'m going through friendship problems right now and I don\'t wanna cause drama, okay so untie your knickers
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if I dressed in a tuxedo made out of lettuce leaves and offered you a jar of pickles would you sell my soul to the devil and carry satan in your womb for 3months before ur v***** explodes giving birth to him (or her) imploding the earth and goodnite x
sera 4 lettuce leaves <3
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thoughts on sera xx x x x
sera smells x x x x x x x
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:* Love you honey :*
love you sweetie mc breakfast muffin <3
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No seriously who are your closest friends?? I don't know you and wonder who your close friends are
okei let\'s see ummmmmmm, Jesus
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My clock hard for u
tick tock I want ur clock
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:* Love you :*
if you really loved me you would bring me food bc we don\'t have any
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You are f***ing crack up Jacquelyn Kemsley! You rock!
aw thnx, you\'re gr8 ily xxx
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Y u no love me
because you don\'t have a wad of cash 4 my pocket. unless you do, then come right in.
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Who are your closest/best friends?
Jesus is my only friend.
woah I just got Déjà vu while writing this
I just got it again haelp
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How you bby?
me good thnx how you xx
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You're hot, I'd tap you((;
don\'t touch me
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your hot we should go out sometime <3
bro, did you just ask me out anonymously on qoohme?
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where were you born?
in a womb
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your so beautiful! <3
thank you :) you are beautiful, beautiful person <3
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I do my homework ):
hahahaha. well you're just smart :)
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what's your favourite colour?
How we perceive of colour directly reflects us, as a human being, as a whole. one might say, Jacquelyn, colour is but a mere aspect that contributes to a vivid description of what is currently seen through a person's retina. But I say, colours are much more than that, they are like transcendent creatures which are bound to emerge from an ethereal plane to something more palpable to merge with our bodies and gracefully caress our very souls.
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You are actually pretty damn beautiful jus sayin
awwww :') thank you anonymous. as are you <3
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I don't know but you and rimjob Ryan are literally my favourite siblings
That's cute :)
He plaited my hair before :/ weirdo.
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40 cents well spent
40 cents 4 40 seknds.
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or a voucher for ONE rimmie? Ask rimjob Ryan he knows all about them. I only have a 50cent coin
hahahahaha i can't stop laughing about the whole rimjob ryan thing. he can't either. when we got home he mentioned it again and we both started rolling around on the floor cracking up about rimjob ryan. hahahahahaha.
it's such the perfect nickname.
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Whoever anon you saying that don't want to hangout because you're depressed, I will punch them.
I will help this person. Love another anon friend ;) We love you Jacquelyn <3
:)))) extra smileys :)))))) thank you. i love you too you wonderful person <3
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Because you want 40 cents?
I need that 40 cents. You don't understand.
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Whoever anon you saying that don't want to hangout because you're depressed, I will punch them.
:) xx
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What's worse than 12 babies in 1 trash can?.................. 1 baby in 12 trash cans ahahahhahahaahahaha ;) I'M SO FUNNY. What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage ;DDDD wow. I'm so cool.
hahahahahahahaahahaha. this actually made me laugh! hahahaha, you are awesome! the first one. wow.
i love this. thank you, you krazy kat whoever you are :)
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would you put out for me? x
that's a silly question if your gonna ask it anonymously. even if i knew who you were, no probably not.
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what's your favourite tv show?
country calendar of course.
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no one wants to hang out with you because your always depressed.
trust me, i don't even want to hang out with me.
i know i'm a pain to be around cos i'm always sad, i'm aware of this, but i'm sorry i can't exactly help it. I try, i really do.
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Do you prefer edam or colby?
swiss because it makes me feel cultural. i'm not limited to a certain type of country cheese.
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Would you rather live in a rural area or the suburbs?
i'm more of a south auckland kind of girl. Hitting it rough out on the streets of the ghetto, ja feel?
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Do you know who kermit the frog is?
Bit** who the f*** you think i am?
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what was your longest relationship and who was it with?
My longest relationship lasted about a week. I met him at the supermarket and i instantly knew i was in love. We went out for lunch and then i took him home with me. He made me smile, he was so cheesy :) Our relationship was just so full on, everyday i'd come home and put him in my mouth, taste his flavours... it made me feel guilty but i enjoyed it. Then everything changed and it was just like he was empty and there was nothing left of him. That was my first serious relationship. His name was Cheese Supreme Dorito's.
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a celebrity you've been compared to?
snoop dogg
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help, i had se* with this girl and i accidentally peed inside her and now she won't talk to me.
well, looks like urine trouble!
no. stop it jacquelyn. you're outrageous.
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have se*ual inter course with me. -A
nah
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you are really tall. but its cute (:
really? i had no idea.....
but thank you, you're cute :)
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Alice wuz h3re
Alice stop putting your graffiti all over my wall....
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OMG HAHA LAST REPLY IS SO FUNNY :3
i don't know exactly which one you're talking about but thanks :)
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Who do you wish you were still close too?
i wish i was still friends with some of the people i hung out with in year 9, like bria and hana and shannon and izzy, cos they're all actually really nice, i just never had the confidence to talk to them back then. and baylee and cheyenne and people from year 8 :)
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why are you always late to tutor time?
Why are you so obsessed with me?
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Do you have a collection of anything?
i have an as*ortment of ex boyfriends limbs in my basement.
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Do you have any nicknames?
my mother calls me 'little shi*face'
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the worst injury you've ever had?
paper cut on my nipple. don't ask.
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How do you vent your anger?
I take my anger out on the fridge and eat every f***ing thing that stands in my way.
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What's your religion?
Hispanic.
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Ever been on a plane?
No, I immigrated here on a bicycle.
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you are extremely funny.
I have to be funny because well, looks just aren't an option.
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your hair is so long! what's your secret?
horse shampoo. works wonders.
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will you go out with me?
i'm kind of in a relationship....awkz soz.
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i like your face, do you like mine?
no you s*ck.
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thoughts on me?
you s*ck.
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do u like horses?
i actually hate horses. a shetland pony bit me in my v***** when i was 7. true story. nipped it with it\'s huge teeth. it f***ing hurt.
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i know where you live - A
hehehehehehehehehehehhehehe :)
i've always wanted to be sent a question like that. chur.
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do you like big balls?????? s
yoga balls are fun. unless they burn you. ayyy T@$hA?
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thoughts on fishy gurls
you mean tasha? yeah she's alright.
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yeah me too.
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thoughts on holly gower?
i don't really know her, but she's so cute! and she seems really nice :)
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honey! I didn't know that you were down! I have been in the same position as you before! I hope everything comes right! I'll always be here for you darling!<3 Baaaaaaays
thank you so much :) i'll always be here for you as well! i know we've grown apart over the past couple of years, but that doesn't matter you can always talk to me :) love you <3
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Jacquelyn! you are the bestest friend I ever had! and I miss you so very much! you were like a sister to me! my other half!:/ <3 Baaaaaaays
awwwwww baylee! thank you, this made me smile :) you were too, literally like the only friend i've never had a serious fight with in my life! my whole family loves you, you were basically a kemsley :D
i miss you so much! <3
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What's it like hanging out with Alice and Tasha your group by the tree us really cute
it's honestly the funnest time ever. they're both so crazy and we have so much fun!
haha thanks :)
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I love you Jacquelyn<3
I love you too <3
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i didn't know you had depression ): X
you wouldn't have known unless i had told you. you can't tell if someone has depression just by looking at them and sometimes it's easy to hide what you're really feeling inside. fake smiling has become a talent of mine :) x
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Why are you so down ATM ?? What's got ya down? X
tbh there's nothing specific that is getting me down. i suffer from depression, so it hits me at different times and i just break down crying from nothing. it's hard to explain and you wouldn't really understand unless you have depression yourself. x
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Do you know who ths is ??? X
Young child
is...is that you anonymous? hahaha, i have no idea! tell me? x
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are you happy? like be honest?
honestly, no. i don't remember the last time i was happy.
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Do you have any strange phobias?
I have a serious phobia of bananas. Not even joking.
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goats or alpacas?
sloths.
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you looks stunning at the masked parade, everyone thought so! so many guys were asking about you. your such a model!
awww, no. hahaha i think you heard wrong! but thank you, that's kind of you to say :) x
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you are one of the prettiest, nicest people in nelson and i wish i could be friends with you! <3
awww, that's so sweet, thank you! i would love to be friends with you! message me :) <3
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i love you like a love song baby. Because your amazing just the way you are. If i were your boyfriend, I'd never let you go. Beautiful girls all over the world, i could be chasing but my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you baby. xx
cuuuuuute :) xx
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who do you like? i heard you had a crush on me.
i think i know who this is....ohhhhhhhhh god.
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what do you wanna be when you grow up?
i wanna be an actress in holla-wood. i wann b faymus.
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your too tall it looks weird.
*you're
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I miss you xxx hollystace
miss you too! raina said you were coming back? xx
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ew wtf why are you playing slender? just casual.
because i don't find it scary and i'm trying to get all 8 pages. slender man is my Bit**.
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what are you doing right now?
playing slender and drinking vitamin water :)
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Fave yr 11's
- nicest...
- prettiest...
- coolest style...
- best dp's...
- you wish you were...
- admire/look up to...
nicest - Rose McCarthy Bain. She is so nice!
prettiest - i can't choose the prettiest, but i have to say kea resembles mila kunis.
coolest style - again, i love rose's style. and lydia's. and sian's. and everyones.
best dp's - hayley barnett of course.
you wish you were - Amira Elorfi. She looks like a celebrity, she's so stunning.
admire/look up to - rose, sian and hayley, they all seem so nice :)
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you're so pretty((: how tall are you?
thank you sweet kind anonymous person! i'm around 6 ft. Think of like the smallest person you can imagine then times it by 10, that's how tall i am. HUGE.
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who do you miss?
i miss my family and my friends in england ):
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Do you agree that you sit next to a gb in media studies?!
oh yes definitely! mrs dalton is great!
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you can seriously be a model
no, i don't have the confidence. i tried it once and nearly died of anxiety. but thank you that's very kind :D
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I don't really have anything to ask you... I just don't want you to haunt me and my grandchildren.
hahahahaha, okay i promise i won't. i'm sure they'll thank you one day :)
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you are so funny! wish I could think of witty things like you, xxx luv u jacky k
ohhhh, thank you. if you're calling me jacky k, that means you're one of my close friends and all my close friends are witty, so i'm sure you are :D
luv yooh too xxx
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I like it in the butt hole, do you?
i wouldn't know to be honest. here at the nunnery fornication is strictly forbidden.
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Describe yourself in 172937494704730329383028203874648648436484 words?
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious