Jake Alcock
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Who are you currently ignoring and why?
Colgate coz hes a dumb ****
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How did you meet your best friend ?
Creche
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What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten?
Always have 2 btches on the go.
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What have you never truly gotten over?
Not my ex i can tell you that much :')
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What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?
She was shoving a yabbie up her v***** so she could walk around with the claws hanging out :')
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Who is your favorite person and why?
Myself coz im reliable and i dont fckup.
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Why are you ignoring the person you're ignoring right now?
Coz shes a btch
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What do you envy about the opposite $ex?
Nothing i am the son of chuck norris the oppistie $ex envies me
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Your x didn't dump you because she never made you come stop lying
Ask her and i dumped her lol if you didnt get that
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stop being gay
You got a thing against gays???
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why are u so weird
Thats just me...
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why is your name alcock
Names stiffy
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did your girlfriend break up with you because ur weird
Why so many questions bout my x
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how do u pronounce ur surname is is allcock or alicock headspacejen
Elcock
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did your girlfriend break up with you cuz you never made her ***
I broke up with her coz she never made me ***..... but ask her she loved every second...
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What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
Money
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Who's the chick your seeing more often ;) next bang?
Well i dunno bout banging thats harsh :') shes not in the good books though haha she doesnt know what the suicide squad is :'')
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Out of 10 how hot are you? :)
I dunno you tell me...
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What are you obsessed with right now?
Subway toasties....
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Your most embarrassing moment ?
Used deepheat instead of lube with a chick? :') nahh just kidding
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What do you want most out of life?
a gf thats as crazy as me :')
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What is your current state of mind?
I have a fcking sac in the morning omfg :(
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I don't want ur d soz
Who dis? :')
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Best compliment you ever received ?
Your dcks gunna split me open :')
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Thoughts on me ??? Adelle_ok
Your a lively girl who totes wants the d ;)
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Describe your life in 3 words
Spastic as fck
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Someone/something you miss from ehawk?
I miss my friends from year 9 :( good old brooky and and amber and michelle :)
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Thoughts?? :) jazzimarek
Beautiful friend ;)
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What was your first cellphone ?
Galaxy S2
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Trying to get in with stupid hoes???
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What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
Which girl i can trust.
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Who told you they loved you last
My future wife ;)
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A body part you think you could do without ?
Codex finger nail
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What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
mas******* till it wore off :')
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What's your favourite word or phrase ?
He heeee Pingers ;)
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Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
No?
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What does your perfect day look like?
Yesturday.. because she still loved me
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What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
Somethinf not yet
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What are you allergic to?
Nothing im perfect.
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When was the last time you cried and why ?
Probably last time i yawned sneezed or i dunno?
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none of those were from me. but okay jazzimarek
I know they werent ;)
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Do you like jasmine marek?
Yeah i do ill fight for that friendship and no you cant take my place :)
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I love you jakey
Jazzy
Im touched spud ;) but no thanks ;)
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Christine should never have let you go.
Eh
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I love you will you go out with me? :)
Who is this sending these
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aaaw thanks jakey :::) jazzimarek
Inbox me? :)
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thoughts?? considering I always do them for you ;) jazzimarek
Your fab your weird but ya know the good weird ;) i like talking to you i dunno if you do ummmm you give "okay" hugs but i swear you can do better ;) ummm your incredibly attractive dont know why must be in the genes your supergirl but well im better then you coz im batman ;) your the pretty cool gal and you not afraid to go on the extreme rides at the show ;) uuuummmm when fast and the furious 7 comes out you should buy tickets and then ask me out ;) id buy the popcorn and drinks? ;)
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What has wasted your time the most this year ?
Holidays.
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Ferrari but id sell it and buy a 4x4
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Name anyone you dated in the past ?
2 of 18 jess lee jess roberts jess lee dosnt put effort in to talking to me and jess robert is a cutie and im waiting on a photo of us :)
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Long thoughts... :* xxxxx
What thoughts?
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If money was no object, what would you do all day?
She'll probably read this later ;)
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Oh stop being silly :') aha Christine.Rattle
All i ever wanted was you ;)
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Friend way Bub :') ah Christine.Rattle
#friendzoned #heartbroken #dead
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Much luv x Christine.Rattle
Wait you saying you love me? :') (tears of joy)
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M8, I'd watch myself if I was you ;) your the spud Christine.Rattle
Love ya spuddy ;)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS NOT EVEN ME :') someone must be jealous! Fu.cking wan.kers :') even jake knows that I'd say "spud" not "jake" :') Christine.Rattle
I wish ;) your the only cooked potato here bub ;)
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I love you jake i love you so much :') -christine
I wish this was actually the you i would love you in a heartbeat :)
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You're* =] Kaylarxox
Come hug me i miss you :)
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Jake pls Kaylarxox
Kayla your fab come hug me :)
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Thoughts on Sarna
I dunno shes fab :)
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Thoughts on Danielle and Sarna?
I dont know their playing me...
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Thoughtsss Kaylarxox
Cant remember you sorry who are you ;)
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Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
The girl i lovw :)
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What’s my best physical feature?
My beard ;)
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Thoughts? anniekinross
Your really nice really cute you dont shut up thats a good quality you talk about good things when we talk ;) and your really attractive but you always seem to be at a party? ;) your my beautiful friend ;)
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What was your last dream about ?
The girl i love :)
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Plans for the new year ?
A girlfriend :)
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The best song in 2014 for you ?
Im an allstar remix :)
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Do you still "love" this chick?
Yep i just asked her to come stay with me for new years....
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Thoughts on me bby? ;)
All i can say is :) your fab ;)
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What did you get for christmas ?
Not a life obviously ...
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Who would you take a bullet for?
If i can move that fast im superman which means ill just catch it :')
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What?like you "love" this chick?
Why does it matter? :) i love her and unless your taylor swift i Will continue liking her :)
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Because apparently you "loved" me
Ask yourself what did you do to break my heart?
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Last name initial ?
R why does it even matter to you?
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What is attractive about you?
My body i guess :) people have been saying that lately :)
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What's her initials or the first letter of her name? G, E, L, S, X.?
C
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tell me, why do you think this chick doesn't like you? :( how do u know?
She tells me?
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10 hottest chicks at senior (if u can't name 10 just name a few)
Theirs these 2 redheads that are just stunning :) but if i look at you and you see fireworks go of in my eyes i guess you could say if i could have you i would but your just to good for me :) the girl i like though... hah she doesnt want me she has no idea how much i love her.
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Your biggest wish ?
To die thinking that i have achieved my goals
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What do you miss about your childhood?
Good christmas presents :)
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Make up or no make up? :)
Well have you ever been cuddling someone you like and then you realize you have their fountation and makeup all over your face? :)
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Thoughts on me man!! MattGreen
Youre sick as man cant wait to play with the team this year :)
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Thoughts on meee? :) jazzimarek
I dunno your pretty cool i guess but its always irrating as when you say you cant hangout coz your grounded orrr your in a wheel chair and all that :)
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What would you change about one of your friends if you could ?
That theyd stop being my friend and start being my girlfriend ;)
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
Kissing under the stars with fireworks in the background :*
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And who's this girl you like dude..?
Haha if i publicly anounced this she wouldnt be happy with me :)
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Jake ;)....
Ahahaha Christine.Rattle
Hehe
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If who hated you?
The girl i like ;)
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Anon, get off jakes qooh me and stop being a little sh.it! I'm not out of his league and all that stuff because he's a great guy so stfu, thanks xx Christine.Rattle
Hehe she loves me but she dosnt wanna date me? ;)
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What is your biggest fear?
If she hated me.
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Are you dating Christene? Haha a bit out of you're league isn't she?
My **** looks better the you **** get your munted face off my qooh.me before i **** you up.
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I have to rest my leg man :( Christine.Rattle
Yeah k