Jake Eckhardt
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How awesome are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
why the **** would I rate myself you uncultered ****
Who do you think is dying next on Game of thrones?
game of thrones s*cks
How big is your TV?
42 inch
Jake hi it's Abbigale reemember me?!
no
inbox me
R u related 2 dale???
yes why
Are you gay or strate
I'm straight if that's what you're trying to ask.
Hi hehehheehehehhe guessss whoo YOUUUU pooo
HI.
Honest thoughts on the new girls in the grade
no
Do u like PewDiePie
ew no
would you ever do an***?
Who the flabbities is Anney?
Actually, how many ways can we spell my last name? Uhlenberg-Uhlenberger, Onionburger, Uhlenburg, Ulnberg, Uhlunberg... Any other ones? Darcy Uhlenberg
Lol
Hey go on ps3 after school tomorrow
3 girls in you class that annoy you??
no one..
That last message was from Darcy Uhlrnberg by the way...
its mighty strange you spelt your name wrong..
Listen to Beneath the Black Flag by Miracle of Sound. It reminds you so much of AC4! Darcy U
Okay I got you on PS3, send me a message saying "concrete jungle" just to see if this is you
The darcenator, tell me when to go online so we can talk? Darcy U
what is it exactly?
Daniel Simpson, and he kept on pushing me off the slide when I was at the top and also the swing. Darcy U
Oh **** I believe you know.. I'm sorry, what's your PS3 name again? :)
I do like you, You are an awesome friend who we can always talk about games and movies with. (When I said Jake, I meant my brother) Darcy James Uhlenberg (No one else would know mu true name)
what was that kids name in kinder that bullied you and what did he do? i wont post it i will just look at the inbox
Why not there mint name 1
why
Would you date Bella Rutland molly brooker Elisha Aylett or Tyra jade McKay?
why
Edward Kenway rules! I got the book and I'm waiting for Jake to finally finish the story already. Why did you say 'This is Jacob'? Darcy U
You know how I know this isn't Darcy? He never liked me!
10 bestfriends ? (Not in order)
argh campbell tayla hannah james julian josh darcy corrina katrina aaaaaaaaannnnnnddddddd edward kenway
Can i punch you in the rectum?
sure mate sure
I'm getting so annoyed with you
why dont you give me an inbox
2 guys that annoy you
Campbell and aidon
5 best fiends
campbell james josh julz AND AIDON ARMSTRONG
Funniest girl
hannah or tayla
Do you watch big brother
sometimes
2 prettiest girls on your grade
marry and jenifer
When you found that pin in your leg that we pointed out. Then you pulled it out as it bled down your leg. Remember that? Darcy U
this is jacob
you have an abnormally large head
why thank you. I always thought it was rather small.
Who are you thinking about as you answer this?
I'm thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about what I'm gonna say & type.
Why don't you believe me, This is Darcy. Seriously Jake, How is EMC?
Mmm.. most funniest thing that happened between you and I last year?
WHAT DOES THE JAKE SAY!?
HE SAYS WHAT'S UP INBOX ME!
would you do a dirty sanchez?
thats fu*king fu*ked.
No it wasn't will, I just found this site looked up a few names and found yours. BTW how cool is Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag? Is it okay that I found you? Darcy U
i really dont believe this
This Is Darcy, Mate. I remember Andy, Will, Brayden, Jacob and we had Mrs Ebbels as our Grade 6 teacher.
I don't believe it. You don't have Facebook and how would you get to my qoohme, WILL?!
Jake, How's School going? We should all catch up over the holidays or something. Darcy U
If only this was really Darcy :(
What does the fox say??
DING DING DING DING DING
Wanna get ****in drunk?
Sure!
Tbh Emma Kelly
Seems nice, but I don't know her at all.
5 prettiest girls in myamba
Lol... Myamba's green right? I don't know..
Tbh your actually so annoying you just piss me off I ****ing hate you
:') I don't give a ****! You're illiterate and you just piss me off! I fu*king hate you too
3 prettiest girls in your grade
nicole, elley and tracey
Best advice you received about relationships?
cover your stump before you hump
Thoughts on molly brooker? x
she cheated on me
opinion of Scruffy?
he's a great chef, he always does my biddings and he has an amazing head
Tbh on T XOXO
tbh you are like the best friend ever you're hilarious, you're soooo nice and awwwessommmeeee and i wanna wear my shorts backwards for like a memorial day
also you love fast and the furious which MAKES YOU AWESOMEEEEEE!
but it pissed me off how we had a fight about one direction
Tbh on meeeeee!???
Btw it's Briohny :')
Funny! Good to talk tah, and want to get to know ya betterrrr
Would you consider connor daly as one of your best friends Connnarmatata1
maybes
Oi, don't ****ing copy me ****.
your a **** head i hate your gus and yes this is olivia greenwell :) OliviaGreenwell123
Just to clarify did you say "****" or "****"?
And i don't want you smiley faces.
Also, "gus"?
Olivia Greenwell*
You're*
I*
Jake I'm not your friend anymore you will see a change at school soon
:(
TBH on the girl/guy you like
i dont like any1
are you friends with Andrew
idk
I know someone who used to like you
k
Do you like feet? I like feet
Btw I will keep asking this until you reply to it
yea
A Movie that made you cry?
R.I.P.D
It was so awful I cried.
Would you consider Molly brooker as one of your Besties?
maybes
when's your birthday
31st of hearthfire
3 bestfriends
I don't have "best friends" I like all my friends the same.
what's ur favourite colour
apple
s*ck my eyeballs and call me cletus
lick my an** and call me sally
Massive tbh molly brooker :D
no
What do u think corrina will be when she is older
The wife of an elderly Shia LaBeouf.
your an awesome person great personatily, a funny bugger, good to be around, we have had so good times and today was hilarious! and you are good to talk to. that wasn't very f***ing long..
Excited for tomorrow night
thx correthians
Am I a skater boy?
Oh yes Connor!
In order of girl best friends
OMG NO!
I like you nose
I like your eyebrows
What makes your mom awesome?
Everything that can make someone awesome
10 bestfriends girls and boys :)
no order
james
andrew
julian
campbell
jack
bailey
charlie
justin
riley
will
girls no order
hannah
tayla
corrina
katrina
jessie
taylor
sarah
laura
ellie
rukia
I mas******* over you Jake.-josh
f*** off. that is f***ing weird. and I hate you.
Do you like anyone these days?
nope
You like tays you f***** why dont you f*** her if you love her so much. Jake i actaully told tays that i mas*******.-josh
i f***ing don't. and you're a f***ing messed up kid.
Do you like short or tall girls?
idk
Who's this your now going out with?
And called them 'bby' ?
Is there something your not telling me about?
~ Tayser (your WIFE)
:(( NO! NO!
i love u will u go out with me
sure bby
Your cat i want to take him he's sooo cute
No!! You can't!
I will never f*** off but ill f*** you. -josh
Josh what the f*** is wrong with you? And stop coming up to my at school.
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