Jake Paarlberg
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What is your nickname ?
*****destroyer69
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What have you always wanted ? Did you ever get it ?
*****, get it everyday
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7 hottest year 11s?
They were all hot today it was like 32 degrees
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u don't give a fuK ppppingers
Ask me how many ****s I give
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What's your favorite fashion item ?
My face
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Your dream Job?
Make musical fusion
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Best song you've heard this week ?
Toast - archers of loaf
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remember when you tripped down the step today? yeah I do to xo
You were so pretty you distracted me Caitlyn/keely
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What's it like being single again?
Nearly the same except I don't get to kiss a chick all the time
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If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
Why did you make me such a lady killer, so many chicks want me and it's annoying as dog
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why do you look like willy nelson
What do you mean
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What freaks you out ?
The thought that it is impossible that we are the only ones in the universe
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What is the saddest thing in life?
Not knowing why life is
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2 things you dislike about yourself?
I actually don't dislike anything, I am completely happy with the way I am
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I don't understand how you got a girl like alanah. Your a ****
Not really sure buddy o pal, everyone has their own opinion though :)
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swag f**
I wear ymcmb most days, I'm obviously have ****ing swag
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What did you last dream about?
I can't remember at all
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What annoyed you today?
Work
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What makes people boring?
When they are boring
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Name a person you lied to today
I told your mum I'd call her to arrange another date
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What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?
This is a ****ty question
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What do you s*ck at?
Getting rejected
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Friend you cannot live without?
The 3
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Do you think you've changed a bit since have a gf
Probably in the slightest tiny bit
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Your girlfriends so cool
This is probably alanah writing this so she feels cool
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Have you ever farted in public?
No girls don't fart wth
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favorite song of all time?
Californication
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Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
Someone said I wasn't cool
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A super power you wish you had?
Super dankness
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What are you really good at?
Life
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Thoughts on taylor hall
She's dope as hell, she has a rad music taste
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Please marry me, you're so hot
Yeah we are married now
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Fu-ck that annoys me "who are you dating" like obviously you have him on facebook to have found this link and could easily look at who he is in a relationship with on Facebook. Fuvking dumb cun-ts
I totally understand where you're coming from I really do, but it was one of them frequently asked questions that qooh.me sent me, not an anonymous person
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Who are you dating?
Some druggo
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What do you classify as ignorant, some examples
What does it matter to you
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What pisses you off the most?
Ignorance
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*ALANNAH * not alana omfg
Alanah*
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Its *Alanah* not alana
That's why I said who's alana, people are so uneducated
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Why don't you and Alana go near each other at school
I talk to her sometimes, we have different friend groups so we just hang out outside of school
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Finally found a girl you dont **** around with congrats!!
Thx brother
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****ed alana yet?
Who's alana
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Has alana farted in front of you before
She shat the bed
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when she was
Dude I killed you
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well my mums fat so joke is on you
She didn't look fat last night
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I farted and it smells what do I do
Weird normally they don't smell
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The biggest mistake you made in your life?
I banged your mum and she had clymidia
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You're skinny and gross
Everyone has their own opinion
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You smell like a girl lanahbrooke
Maybe I smell like a boy, that's your opinion
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Biggest looser lanahbrooke
I won that show
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Money or Love ?
Money, if I had lots of money, girls would want me anyway gosh r u stoopid
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Who's name starts with an a and ends with an a
Sbonghead
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wat about year 7 11 an 12 XD
No one in year 7 they're way to young, 11 there are some 12 there are some
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Any year 10s
Yeah Sam's mint
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Do you think any year 9 at you're school are hot
Not really
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Do you think any year 8s at your school are hot??
Ahhhhhhhhhno
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Do you like alanah
Do you like alanah
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Tbh on alanah dude
She's ok I guess
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Tbh?? aylagallagher
You're rad
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Tbh ? daniellemusk
Don't really know you but you seem alright and you have a nice figure
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cooper is the biggest flog looking ****, if I see him again I'll hug him till he dies cooperpenrose
**** that bish
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Coopers a gay **** and everyone who doesn't know him think the opposite it's real funny
Nah he's pretty cool
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You could say I love cooper Ccalebbbbbbb
Oi fuk off m8
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Cooper is nice Ccalebbbbbbb
Oi bro
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I like cooper
I also like cooper
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You and Cooper are HOT AS F.U.C.K
Cheers
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Tbhh shonoarose
You're pretty rad and you are attractive a bit
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I like your friend cooper hehe
Nice, maybe you should let him know
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Do u think you would be a good boyfriend
How would I know, I've never dated myself
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Tall or short? Does smartness matter? .
I wouldn't date a girl that is taller than me, honestly intelligence matters, if they aren't that smart they seem to be immature, which I hate,
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A few turn on's and off?.
I'd rather someone I laugh at and kiss sometimes and is generally I nice person, that respects them self and is rad than someone who 'turns me on' *ex is a want not a need
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Last time you cried?
Listen here qooh.me I've been waiting for someone to send me a qooh.me for like a day at least and you ****ing got my hopes up thinking I had a real question, and you come out of no where, **** you man, I'm crying right now
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kp
**** I thought I was popular for a second
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omg u r so indie jake luv k
K?
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I'm indier than u
I put flowers in my hair
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cool guys from year 10 and 11 at westo
All the people I hang with
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Funny how people say you are a try hard indie when you are obviously going to try and be an individual, what do they except? you to follow every one else in tere style like a sheep. Some people. Wow.
I can honestly say I copy people, everyone does they just don't think they do
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you're a try hard indie, I hate u
I'm trying so hard I just wanna be indie so bad wow
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My mums dead
I'm so sorry for your loss anon
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Favourite car?
Your mums cause I ****ed her in it
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Cool gals from dromana
No idea who goes there? Maddy I thinkk
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Cool chicks from year 10 and 11 at westo
Tanjil alanah Teagan Jaimee Ayla Maddie Stacey
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Alanah said she farts all the time
Ew I hate her
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its so obvious that you have a crush on her
So obvious
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hi from cooper
You're pretty
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I don't want to go outside it's cold lanahbrooke
I swear to god *****
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Just ask alanah out already omg
Outside?
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Fk you guessed it lanahbrooke
Wanna buy some speed
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Hahah your getting questions about me to lanahbrooke
You're probably sending them ya creep
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do you have a crush on alanah
Nah do you
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did you get in with anyone?
Why would I get in with people at camp
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Did you make any new friends on camp?
Yeah
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What is your nickname?
*****destroyer
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Would you like a gf? And if so what qualityswould you like her to have
Yeah, um she should be a girl and likes me, and has hair and a pretty face and a nice figure and a stonr possibly and likes cool music
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Name a cockwit
Caleb's knob