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Can I f*ck you rough in your cruiser? ;)
Sure why not haha
Ya didnt awnser my question. What are the future mods ya gunna do to the cruiser?
Sorry I wrote it down, mustn't of posted properly. Lift, lockers, build a new tray, spotty through the roof, and dunno what else yet haha
I love ya cruiser mate. It looks bloody awsome. What are ya future mods ya gunna do?
Cheers mate
Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Ford F-150
If this is so, can I take your virginity ?
Yeh sure why not
Are you actually a virgin like deadset?
Yes 100% Virgin until marriage my friend.....
You a virgin? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA TorzaD
I am a virgin D:
What if you got **** on your ****?
You can lick it off mate.
How many girls under 18 have you ****ed?
None I'm a virgin.
Would you try and **** a girl in the as* on the first date?
EVERYTIME
wat is it like to shoot a man?
**** off.
Is zoe blyss a good root?
Dunno I'm a virgin
Jkz not really. Its scotty wanna ride in my xr6?
s*cka****.
Its darren from out camping that time. How have you been mate?
Hahahaha yeh right!
Are u going 2 start drinking agan?
I don't really want to, but it's ****ing hard not to drink :(
Tori davern?
Queerest sheila I've ever met....
Should catch up for a beer soon mate
Yeh no worries anonymous
You really need to pull those stickers off you're doors, you make us landcruser drivers look like ****wits
Hahahaha whatever ya reckon mate, if you actually care what people think, then you are a ****wit.
Lauren Miles
Total flog, but funny as ****, and really nice haha
Nice sheila, good to talk to, and funny :)
Great yourself?
Goooooood
How are you?
Good thanks, yourself?
What are you doing?
Laying in bed thinking about food
Why don't be hang around with Scotty anymore? You's were best mates
Because he's a lieing, **** smoking, stuckup, arrogant ****wit? Hahaha
Try finding other mates then?
I was joking.. Haha
Missing you man x p1238
Miss you too! Xx
Are they good mates..?
Nah they're ****wits haha
You get really weird people sending you questions....
I know, and somehow I call them my mates....
What's funny?
Nuffing haha
Thoughts on Sarah Fennell?
Nice sheila haha
Your cruiser makes me so wet! The thought of you driving it in the bush turns me on! I just want to have s ex with you so bad! It can be gentle and sweet or I can grab my strap on if you wanna try that, I'll go easy I promise xx
Hahahahahaha ****
I wanna go fourbing with you alone so we can **** in your s*xy cruiser
Hahahahahaha
F uck me really hard against a table while grabbing my hair please makes me wet thinking about it OMG !!
Well, okay then. Haha
As much as I love you, I think you need to lose a little bit of weight. You could be so damn *exy!
Hahahaha wow. I'm trying, but it's hard to when I have so much more important **** to do!
Yes you do! It must s*ck not being able to grow one
Nah, just one less thing I have to worry about
Don't you wish you could grow a beard?
Nope :)
Awww..... that s*cks I wish you did!
Cool beans haha
Really? You will?
I don't even know who you are... Hahaha
WI'll you have *ex with me ?
Yes.
Is it true that you are a an*** funnel?
Yes, I have been for a few months now.
Did you tune Sarah Fennell
Used to.
I used to really like you
Why used to?
We used to talk everyday then we met and we just stopped talking , it s*cked
Well inbox me then?
I think we need to become closer
Well inbox me then.
I think we should be fwb's
I think you should inbox me
are you going to remove wiskey bent now that you don't drink anymore? Maybe put cola bent or something along those lines!
Cola bent? I'm not a bloody American haha
Agh i want you so bad.
Inbox me then?
I see u sitting at the lake in ya cruiser. I think we should **** on it. Always wanted too xx
Hahaha well, okay then..
Do you like anyone at the moment?
Not really, no.
I said I'm inboxing you because you told me too when I sent you that message about your cruiser.... completely different person.... hahaha
Okaaaay Hahaha
I'm not inboxing you? Haha. Whoever said that is queer
Well inbox me! Haha
I'm inbox you right now haha
You are? Or you will? Cos nobody from yarra is inboxing me haha
Yarrawonga
What does your first name start with?
You know who I am, we are actually pretty good friends
Where are you from?
Really want to get to know you! I love your cruiser! We actually have so much in common!
Inbox me!
So um, I'm your perfect girl actually.. I have a great personality, you think I'm funny, I'm pretty laid back, I'm camping right now, I love to have a good fishing session, and the music is top stuff
Inbox me then! :)
I'm okay with country music, just prefer other music. And we went on a date once
You should just inbox me
You sir are awesome dude , keep on keeping on
Thankyou kind sir.
So according to your description, I'm nearly your perfect girl (if the country music isn't a huge deal)..
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, COUNTRY MUSIC, NOT A BIG DEAL?! COUNTRY MUSIC IS LIFE! Nah but seriously who are you? Hahahaha
Thoughts on Tori Davern?
Not really sure tbh. Thought she was nice until she stopped talking to me...
I meant to say haven't meet her lol....
Well who is she?
Why are you quiting drinking?
Long story.
You have meet her.... lol
I've also met a lot of other people....
Full hektik lad m8, top fgt!
What if I told you someone who was exactly like that..?
Who?
What do you look for in a girl
Nice personality, funny, laid back, likes camping, fishing and country music
Who are you'r 3 bestfriends?
I don't have friends
Thoughts on Natasha Henshaw?
Really nice girl
Thoughts on Alex Bonat?
Cuzzy
If you could go back in time and change one thing what would it be?
Something that I'm not going to share on here.
Anything you are stressing over?
Possibly.
Nice, funny, cute and beautiful :)
What are you feeling right now?
Like absolute ****ing ****.
What is your biggest regret?
Dunno.
Anything you regret?
Yep.
Who was it that was copping the gobby?
I can barely rremember what I done two weeks ago haha don't ask me!
Didn't you get busted copping a gobby at the old abs?
Hahahaha no we caught someone copping one out there!
Hey baby how are you?
Yeh not much thanks
Are you going to be the houser of darrens forskin when you go camping with him?
Hahahahaha **** off!
Do you mas******* to the thought of George driving his patrol?
No, no I really don't.
Man cruisers make me moist aswell
Cruisers are the breast
thoughts on taylor atkin?
Nice girl, funny and good to talk to :)
Do you love George?
No, George loves me.
#smegmafamily
#smegma4life
Who are you're best mates?
The Smegma offroad Crew
Thats my identity stays between you and me?
Done deal
I'll inbox you on one conditon
What condition is that?
I'm totes on da tune to erryboy bruz, becu I'm da sluzzi Zoe.Blyss
Mm **** yeh ya dirty lil slappa!
I'm in love with your crusier it's perf
Oh why thankyou, reveal yourself and I may let you drive it ;)
Exactly why I won't inbox you... your already tuning someone else... :(
Just do eeeeeeeet, you gotta risk it to get the biscuit!
Don't tune Zoe she is on the tune to others and not just you watch out man
That's nice.
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