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opinion on logan ingrilli?
We used to be best friends forever but one day she beat me up, so not sure to be honest.
is it true you have a very bad imagination of what a whale looks like ? :) :)
This is not true. It is also not imagination - it was an accurate representation :(
why am i in every shi*ty post ? SMD. as for you jamool. You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
Who the f*** is this?
if you had to chose someone to date in yr 12 who would it be?
Robin Van Persie.
HAHAAAHAAH IM NOT SUDANESE OMG bonnie1
lies
D, you little fatti, it wasn't me who asked that question.-.
Parth
Go be fat elsewhere.
She's f***ing sudanese, her and Bushara grew up in the same place. answer the quest. ParthluvsSaif4eva
jes shedep
Logan Pause or Yusuf Mulumbu?
Yusuf Pause.
On a scaled of 1 to JAKO, how shi*ty and fat is Saif?
JES
What the f*** is Jako. f*** you.
On a scale of 1-Lala's stache, how shi* is Ma3rouf at Football. Also, chances of him and Bonnie making a bahraini-sudanese baby? - Parth ParthluvsSaif4eva
You do know Bonnie is not Sudanese? ._.
Why no timelostprotodrake
Because I am Veer :(
Why do you consider Alex fat?
Because he\'s a mas*ive v*****
Gaml on a scale of 1 - 10 who is your favorite fewtybel pleyr out of rewney or ven pers?
6.5 I reckon.
hehehehe OMG JamoOL What do you think of MY Dic*?
I think you should silence yourself by gagging yourself with it, like a s*ckling pig. And then you can serve yourself for dinner.
What do you think of:
Mir
Chandra
Qavi
Lala
Bitar
Merali
Goip
Sell
Bou Najm
Porter
Abdeen
Cherian
Yemane
Al Ali
Platt
Walton
PLEASE DO ALL JAMU
Mir, fat. Chandra, south. Qavi, Cavani. Lala, boo*ies/funny voice. Bitar, shi* hair. Merali, mas*ive p****. Goip, a man amongst men. Sell, fat. Bou Najm, #1. Porter, POOORRRTER. Abdeen, maaaaaaan. Cherian, Thiruvananthapuram. Yemane, YEEE-mane. Al Ali, best friend. Great hair cut too. Platt, boo*ies boo*ies boo*ies. Walton, bug.
who's the most annoying person in the year in your opinion
You
Jamal i love you, but you don't love me enough :c
:c
do u like bonnie though
I am totally in love with her. Wow, you got me.
I wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
Im in this big as* coat
From that Thrift shop down the road
s*ck my Dic*
Tom chandler will knock you out, ****.
He has a small willy
Angel rangel or dyer ?
The unanswerable question...
Sharrok khan, or pranay ?
Same same.
I realy want to know you!
c:
Opinions on olivia (: x ?
Total bellend. Is also a bug.
Who's your best friend (girl) in year 12 x ?
Ambar.
Who's your fav girl in the school (: x
Ambar.
Opinions on nina ?
She's emel
Do you like bonnie ?
Can't say. Abhishek and Marouf won't be too happy.
Name 5 fittiest girls in year 12 (: x
BRIANA PLATT #boo*sallovertheshop
Eh, Saleh. YEREMEL. You make also numba 1 friend for me also. (cavani)
jes
Opinion on girls/guys in the year above?
All of them are shi*ty people, other than 2 or 3 max.
Parth's ceps or Lala's baps?
Baps all day long.
i dont play football
Then you're shi*
did yo even go to school today
Sorry was with your sister #lunchdate
who have you ever liked in your school
Your dad
where are you from?
Palestine
are the new people in your year nice? who are u friends with
Sudani Capitan is the finest of the additions.
Someone you want to get to know?
You
Opinion on arifa abbas
Probably my closest friend ever. Great in the centre of midfield too, as long as there's a defensive midfielder alongside her to do the dirty work.
Fav song
Cannot choose one.
what time do you stay up on a school night
In bed by midnight most days, takes ages to fall asleep though. In bed by 2am when footy is on.
Whose doors would you ram open? Marouf or Armaan
None, but Armaan has first clas* BJ lips.
The f*** is going on? Willies all over the shop
Eat a rim you piece of shi*
i want to make fukkie with you
Then sit on my Dic*, you pile of shi*.
You find me more annoying than Armaan. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
Hello Mr. Lala. I'll have you know that Armaan is a good looking, kind, compas*ionate, popular, sporty person who is always nothing but the ultimate gentleman. A great man. You are emel
Hey, haha.
I'm one of the girls on year 12
Quite good friends with you, but I shall remain anonymous
Just wanted to say you look so much better without your beard
haha, keep it shaved JAMUUUU <3
I have a feeling this is Olivia. You are the only one who complimented me when I shaved. Thank you for your kind words, mysterious wench. However, the beard is back on it's way. I'm sorry </3
hey, i represent all the felines (females) on this planet and i think this sami guy is way more than a 5% in fact, he is such a smooth operator that he might break physics and math and be a 101%! there's my 2 cents!
now to make this an official question: ?
A feline is a cat, you complete
NO JAMMU I FANCY YOU :(((((((((((((((((((( imaanashxoxo
Like I said before - GET IN LINE. #mybody
awks imaan's making shi* up, i don't.
I know you fancy me.
Shotgun Madrid
f*** you Parth
list 5 boys and 5 girls you find the most annoying in year 12
Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek, probably.
describe these people in one word: joey, ambar, dana, briana, nina, olivia, mariah
Joey silent, Ambar emel, Dana nice, Briana boo*ies, Nina nani, Olivia bug, Mariah glas*es
Opinion on alex saif eisa fares ammar
Alex fat, Saif skinny, Eisa best buddy but a bit shi*, Fares #1, Ammar is a bell end.
omg you're tottttteeeoeihs from nigeria yeee?
Can you tell by my wang size?
If you had to eat with one motherf***er for the rest of your life, who would it be?
For sheer quantity, Saif. Or Eisa.
Oi, Dic*'ead. It's me, your boyf, Saif. f***ing what's this shi* about Bushara being your mean squeeze? Also, who's stache you'd rather sprinkle on your shake shack, Lala's or Bitu's? ParthluvsSaif4eva
Both of them at the same time. Scratch that. Use the mustaches as the ingredient for the shacksauce. Melt the lot of it.
gamo, who da best footyball pleyr in hour yer? srisly..
Probably Iman Rafiq, although she's dropped her standard since her big money move to WBA.
Stay away from Joey! Saw her across the floor the other night, and she was Gin up on me. We're a thing now, so don't interfere.
FAKHRUDIN.
Look she's f***ing mine oryt. SHE WAS G'in UP ON ME I TELL YOU.
cheese or chocolate?
Chocolate. So I can melt it on my woman's body
Opinion on the first three lads you think of in your form. Also, list in order of attractiveness and bangability.
Sami = Attractiveness 5% bangability 5%
Aathir = Attractiveness 10% bangability 5%
Bushara = everything one million
se* burns 100 calories in 30 minutes, so burning 1,000 a night has lead to this beautiful body.
YOU WANT IMAAN BACK FROK DC DON'T U
YOU GOT ME SON, YOU GOT ME.
da top five footie playas inside ur yearrrr? srisly
Me Me Me Me
who do you think will be most successful in the year (APART FROM YOU OF CAWS YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU) ?
Me.
you're so lovable jamoooooooool
mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa <3
eh you fatti fatti you are eating so much icecream.
hey you fatti fatti
opinions on pert aid?
He's a fat little cretin, with an excellent hairstyle and remarkable mastery of the English language. One of the greatest Pakistani men I know, despite the fact we're not actually friends. I have a lot of respect for his work.
opinions in marouf bitar?
Best footballer ever.
...
Ever.
my name is sam hills. come fight
DON'T HURT ME PLEASE
you skinnyyyyy. i lavv you faati
jes
what guy would you bang in our year?
Bushara
Yeah, i agree with the person below.
You're insensitive around some people, and they can get hurt by what you sya sometimes
If you're that hurt, then tell me in school. Or smd. :*
You bully me in school...
Come fight me
I want your Dic*
Get in line.
you can be mean sometimes without knowing it..
3airy fi sba7ak ya sharmuta
In soap in your home country of turkiye?
shedep
bed, wed and dead; Nina, Bonnie, Elly
Smash the lot of em, son.
who r ur best friends?
Eisa, Ambar the first 2. Then all the lads. They know who they are.
joey does talk!
Well then, we're getting a divorce aren't we?
Hakoom al f**eer or Azooz al f**eer?
Both. In soap.
Bed, wed and dead.
Aathir, Sudani Capitan and Thupradha (Abbas)
Bed capitan, wed capitan, dead everyone else in the world
EHHH POOPOO
EHHHHHHHHH SELL
if you could marry someone in your year, who would it be? (a girl ofc)
f*** knows. Joey? She doesn't talk, so she won't give me shi*. She's a keeper.
you're so sweet
Thank you darling.
Opinion on Ma33333rouf?
He is a lovely boy. Stupid, but lovely. shi* hair cut though.
you're having my kids k
I'll be a single dad though, thank you!
AW! good choice bbeeeeb
bebeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
closest girl and guy friends?
Guy: Eisa
Girl: Ambar
Isma3 walaaaaaaaaah Zaidoo
isssssmaaaaaaaaaaa3 wla
I LOVE YOU JAMMMMU
:* bebe
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