Jason Wonnacott
Jason1acot
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What is your motto?
You're not alive, unless you're living.
I personally Hird has ruined Essendon
Doesn't make sense
That is sensational James Hird, what a champion!
#standbyhird
Are they the only players you know??
Yes mate I only know 5ish AFL players...........
What about past?
1. James Hird, 2. Ben Cousins, 3. Matthew Lloyd, 4. Shane Crawford, 5. Warwick Capper
Top 5 favourite AFL players?
Current..... 1. Nat Fyfe, 2. Dyson Heppell, 3. Chad Wingard, 4. Gary Ablett, 5. Jobe Watson
Top 5 most hated afl players?
1. Eddie Betts, 2. Joel Selwood, 3. Lindsay Thomas, 4. Ryan Crowley, 5. Adam Goodes
What do you want right now ?
Cash Dollar Money
Jimmy?
James "jimmy" Hird
When did they start?
As soon as jimmy arrived
Mate, what's happened to the bombers?
Drugs wore off...
M8 1v1 me Carlton H8r
Lez do thiz m5+3
Did he say "told you so"
First thing he said to me when I got back haha
Q: Why are so few Muslim rapes reported?
A: Because goats can't talk.
Oh yeh
Why didn't you listen to Novak when he told you not to go out with Jess?!!
We all make mistakes, I'll listen to him next time.
How do you deal with someone who barracks for Carlton?
End the friendship then and there.
How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
Chuck em a minty
Bro when you gonna lose your virginity? Novak.Me
Waiting for the right girl you know.
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Sleeping
L o l Jess moron made you lame for a solid little while. Rip to Jason for that short time
I'm alive again anon.. don't worry, never again.
When the pimps in the crib ma what do you do?
Drop it like it's hot ?
I'll make it happen m8
Much appreciated
Good choice of punishment
I thought so
Well drop a hint? She could read this (or he..just assuming she) and be like hey that's me! And then you could be happy forever and ever
Miranda Kerr
Heppell is better than murphy Novak.Me
He is, he is
Fück no, I better sort this out before christmas
Give them coal
Care to share? Or at least drop a hint?
Sharing isn't caring
Serious question, do you like sum1
Yes
Ah so I've got a mole anonsgt my elves aye?
Yes, yes you do
How'd you know?
Coz I know an elf ?
I wanna know whose asking about Kaity?
Is this you Santa?
No I meant Kaity, couldn't give **** about jess
Kaity is bae
Harsh much
Harsh? Hahaha that was light.
What happend with you and Jess
Who's that ***** ?
you a little upset cause shes ****ing jarrod and not you?
Tots bruh
Dyson heppell is overrated
You're overrated
Marc murphy is better than dyson heppell
Keep thinking that bud
So whats happening with you and zara, jealous of her and jarrod?
****ing oath mate..
Kaity is a babe.
Kaity is a b*m.
Don't cut your hair, looks good. Where's the pingas?
Cheers bruh and at da clubs
Ever thought about cutting your hair?
Ummmmmmm..... No
Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Jacob ' s p*rno.... absolute waste of money.
Nice choice ;)
You know it
If you could choose any of your friends to be your servant for a day, who would you choose and what would you make them do?
Miranda Kerr..... nuff said
What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
Don't bath mate..... I shower like a real man.
I am his twin brother: Bluey!
Nice to meet you Bluey my names Redy
I approve this claim.
Is that because your names Toohey ;)
Who is Toohey?
A bloody legend... nuff said.
Not sure if 'Essendon Bombers', or 'The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen'
I got a feeling this is Toohey ;) but you are correct
See the bombers fly up! Up!
Essendon 2015 Premiers
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
89
Oooh who's MK ?
Someone who's close to my heart
Who do you like?
my first crush still...... MK
Tbh Kaity?
One of the most caring, genuine, great, fantastic, amazing people I've ever met. You were the only person there for me in England when I needed to talk to someone. and I know you always have my back as I do for you! even when I was going out with a crazy psycho ***** you were still there for me and I appreciate that a lot !!! I've only known you for a short time (because of someone that must not be named) but I now I've found a friend for life. thankyou for all the great memories so far and here's to a lifetime of more :P
Much Love <3
Who was your first crush ?
Miranda Kerr
What have you lied about lately ?
That I'm secretly a millionaire... But shhhh
If you had to ask God a question what would it be?
Don't believe in god
Most expensive thing you have?
Courtenay Dempsey match worn football boots
Why did you try s*ck youre own ****.. championhumans
I had the help of you big boy
Why are girls so moody?
Dunno
Who are you dating?
Marron
I would be too if the only girl I had looked like that
**** off mate
Novak is just mad that the only girl he can get is Sami
He's jealous
**** off Jess will not cheat on jason you are just trying to piss him Ashley.johns0n
Thank you Ashley, much love :)
She'll cheat on you
**** off
You really can dude
**** off
I'll inbox you who I am babe
Inbox me then
You can do so much better man than Jess
How about you **** off
Someone who likes you
Tell me who this is !
You're hot pal
You too pal
I wanna take your virginity!
Who is this??
You and Jess finally !!
:):)
Hey babe this is sort of inconvenient...im a virgin, youre a virgin
I honestly sorta wanted to be eachothers first times...
I go to youre school and we sorta talk but not really..
Can I please inbox you
Umm ??
Wait so you and Novak are not friends because he isn't happy for you and Jess, you just said no one is, does that mean you have no friends?
Nah I'm a loner mayte
How is sick and bored going?
Pretty **** tbh
Sorry You're hot
Lol cheers
You hot
You're* and cheers
**** the haters man!!
Cheers mayte
what do you mean no ones happy
No one is happy that Jess and I are together?
Is everyone of your friends happy with you and Jess?
No one is bud
Doesn't sound like you want to be friends with Novak again?
Well if he can't be happy with Jess and I, i dunno
How can it get sorted? I want to see you two back to being brothers!!!
I don't know tbh
What did you and Novak talk about last night? Seemed important you guys just kept talking and talking and talking
Talked about everything, don't think it was sorted out though mate
Yeah nah its neither of those people :p
It's Jess
If it were Jamie or Keisiah they would have known you were a twin...idiot jessicamarron
They say pal all the time
I am female
Jamie or Keishah
Haha nahh
Give me a clue?
Yeah nah don't think I will pal :')
TELLL MEEE
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