jordyncarlson
Jawdznotjords
Cape town south Africa ?
cape town SA.
Ask me stuff because ive got zero social life
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You single?
At this point im already married
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I wanna get in your guts.
It be lyk that sometimes
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You ever eat the vitamin D
Do u know people that eat dck ?! We slurp that sht round here fam .
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Kyle or Kerwin?
fck niggas get money
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Wheres the rest of the shoot of you showing some titty? 💧
🤫
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i meeeaannn , you're kinda cute bae , only sometimes though , ily byeeee
I love u chella🤣❤️
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Don’t know if you know this but the term “stoner” is actually very offensive to a Rasta like myself. We already get critiqued for our beliefs and culture please don’t encourage it by using that offensive term. Peace and Love 🧚♀️
Pls educate me further???
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You and liam speak again ?
Yes ,cos im stupid thanks for asking
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She had a vibe and a nigga started digging it 🙏🏼💧
Okay jermainee
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You ever do an***?
Yooooooooooooo
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Body count ?
1 and ain't nobody else hitting it but him tho
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Liam Speaks To This Other Girl From My School .
I'm glad , let thy be toxic else where ❤
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I'm tryna eat you out
I have my nigga for that?❤ but thank u
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Where will you be headgirl???? joke of the year
First of all your energy is negative so get tf off my qooh me and spread your toxic energy and spirt somewhere else ?? If you have a thought like that keep it to yourself or in ya friendship circle where I’d be happy if you could talk sht w your shallow friends before coming to me anonymously and talking POES here . Like ?? What tf is your purpose go away pls bye
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How’s grade eleven ? Still c ?
It’s going well actually hey thanks for asking and no not C, morgie and I got moved to the b class but I’m Gucci w it cos now I get a hella good English teacher ?
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Surprised you didn’t get caught
I don’t do narcotics on school fam ?? Head girl 2020
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What happened to Morgan and raghaan ?
Rayghaan *
Nothing happened to them , they’re still breathing my g
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Don’t you miss Morgan ?
I saw her yesterday but YESSS damn I miss da hoe so damn much ?. Like I honestly need her back at school
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Were you and Caylene bestfriends before ?
Who
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If someone shouts out "Keepas" who would it likely be and what would be your reply
It would definitely be Phalo ?❤️, and my response is always “ good “, because “keepas good “ is our saying naah mean
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How's the fam
No no no message me please because idk who I’m speaking to ???
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You be turning my grass into weed
CARROT???????
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MATTHEW ?
Which Matthew ?this name is super common ??.
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Where you at boi
Naah I’m at home and you ?
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The human body is made of 70% water and i'm thirsty ?
Oh okay boy okay
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How's life
Dang it’s good man , how’s yours ?. It’s been a while
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I miss you
Why don’t you tell me this without it being anonymous ??
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How do you feel about Matthew and Jordyn being back together ?
I don’t feel any way about it , but I’m really happy for the two of them . Matthew and I didn’t work out and it wasn’t that deep ,end of story naah mean .??
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sssssalute , just here to say hey wassup hello ? justchels
Hey girl hey ??
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Will you ever speak to Caylene again ?
We actually do speak
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Your fav social app ?
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what happened with you and matthew?
What ever do you mean ?
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Do you still love wayde
Yes i do , more than life itself . Honestly he means the world to me and not being able to be in a relationship w him does not change it . I want him happy and i cannot serve and cater to his needs and wants ,i am not what he deserves . I want the best for him,and that is allowing distance until we can establish JUST a friendship .
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Everytime wayde and you break up he goes back to the same girl
And so he should , it doesnt bother me .
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School ?
If it were my choice id just live with my doggos on a farm ?
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Do you still speak to any of your exes
I spent my entire thursday w my ex ?. Just because of what we were doesnt mean it should end our friendship , i value him and i dont need to show that in means of romance
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You make liam think that all you two is best friends bht explaim why you and him are always together going on at school ???leading him on is kak
No whats kak is YOU, making assumptions about something you have no knowledge or place in . What i do with my FRIENDSHIP w my best friend has nothing to do w you , i love him and thats why we act the way we do . We are just real comfortable w each other , i dont have to explain our bond ?? If youre uncomfortable,thats on you . I love my best friend , hes my best friend and its not my fault you cant seperate a friendship from a relationship just because two opposite genders are apart of it . Dang it
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Who’s your boy best friend ?
Tell me
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So you witu matthew now
As opposed to ?
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Got me missing ya x
I miss ya too m?
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Pretty girl???♀❤❤
Thannnks !
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Do you think Jordyn would still wanna be friends with you even after this?
Jordyn is an extremely forgiving person but i do not expect her to forgive me to the point where she would consider still being my friend . Why ?
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Are you christian ?
Im not spiritual nor religious
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jhy poesbek appelkop?❤❤ bianca__ks
Jy BIYENKA ,i love you tolliebek?❤️?
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You're the definition of a two faced hoe don't chose piel over your friends
Orka
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You poes vuil to do what you did to jordyn
See ,i can understand why you say this .
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I still think you and Zaidals are best friend goals ?
Okah but thanks ❤️
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Jamie meter ?
Pumpkin eater !!
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wassup? orangetheranger
The price of petrol , and your side ?
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Why do you and Caylene have so much beef oh yeah and Chelsea
?
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Why you never fight back ?
?
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So Caylene & jayvon now?
Theyre no longer part of my life so this isnt my concern but i sincerely hope that if they are together , that theyre happy and content. They deserve it ?
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are you and liam pamplin dating ?
Yaw whos it liam or matthew make up your mind
Naah liam is my best friend well durh
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What would you say are probably the most ticklish spots on most kids if you had to guess some?
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Are you and Matthew M dating?
M ?,manmohan??
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U nd rayghaan friends?
Yes we are ,why
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You and your boy friend are cute?
Urrhhhm ?
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Are you and liam close
Like besstttieess , das my baby and my closest friend !
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I saw you and Liam come out of 96?
For a quick 69 mos
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precious beautiful pretty amazing
FOREHEAD? keshhendricks
Princess egg thanks you , its been a while ??❤️
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Who do you speak to about everything ?
Liam and Amy .
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Who are you closest to
Liam ,zaida ,Lindsay ,jade and Caitlyn .
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Who makes your day ?
Liam makes my day every single day with their his stupid jokes ,name calling contest ,compliments or hugs and kisses ?.or just how he is das my heart .
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whos the bae now?
Mm?whats it got to do w you
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any boo around?
Kind of ??♀️, why is you interested ?
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whos the bae now?
Bae means kak in danish and all of y’all are kak so maybe is all of you . Hehjeehe
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are you a virgin?
Only thing broken about me is my spilt ends so YAAAS
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Who do you miss the most from mhs matric 2017?
David Thomas sjoe that was my nigga☹️
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Such a beautiful soul heeey ❣ t.ahirah
Aauuuwww likewise ??
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favourite riverdale fanatic ?❤❤❤❤ .
Zarrr?❤️
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GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU YO ? Mynamesatypo
I LOVE YA ❤️❤️
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What’s the most awkward moment for u
Recently ,it’s was when my best friends nine year old sister (she’s like the light of my life ) saw me kissing this boy on her bed ,like it was full on nasty slow A$$ kissing . Like my legs were wrapped around his body . How dafuq was I supposed to explain that to her when she asked me what was happening ??
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Will you ever forgive Caylene ?
No ,I never want to speak to her ever again
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Are you happy
For the longest time I’ve not been ?
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Too much sauce for your boerewors
Amy ❤️?
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I never knew you have a nice A$$?
Oh okay ? Where did you get this information from
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What instantly makes you attracted to a person?
Their jokes and smile
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Y did you go home with Keegan Saturday ?
Why not brah
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Do you know a Seth??
I know two ?why ?
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Who’s your favorite parent?
My daddy’s girl friend
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Have you ever cheated on your boy friend
Yes I have ?
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What made you happy today? 100+
It was my birthdayyy
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Is the S or the C silent in the word scent?
C is wait idk wait what omg wow omg no can’t even
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What is the worst text that you accidentally sent to the wrong person?
I’m high so much that I can barely text anyone back anymore ,if you’re reading this and I haven’t replied to you IM SORRY.my mind can’t process typing while I’m high ??
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What should people stop buying?
If it isn’t my money I have no say in what gets bought .
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Fav memory ?
When I was in grade 5,I went to hospital for a month and a while .i was there during exams aswell and my dad would come to me every day on his lunch break and help me study because I couldn’t write myself ,I had a drip in both my hands and I would tell him my answers and he would write it for me .he used to bring me food because he knew how shtty the hospital food was . When I cried at the side my bed because the nurses kept pricking me with needles for blood tests and new drips ,he comforted me and made me feel like everything was going to be okay .out of every single thing that’s ever happened to me ,this is what I will always remember .
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What makes you happy?
Laughing
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Single ?
Not really dude ,no .