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What would you suggest everyone try ?
Pancakes?
Borat.. Jayses
Rachael? xD
My suit is black.. *pause* NAAT
Interesting... Why isn't it black? You racist? Jeez.
What do you think about the most?
Getting out into the world and actually becoming something. Rather than sitting here thinking about it. :D
Just think of when your ****ing your boyfriend, that that's where **** comes from.
What does that even mean
Who are you dating?
Dougle as*.
You little ****! stop stealing my boyfriend! XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpSbnAFXAs
;)
Jks i did. :D
Best female friend?
Your mother.
The biggest mistake you made in your life?
Not keeping my teletubbies plushies
Oh hell to the no. No one picks on my friends, especially not because of a s*xual orientation. If I ever find who that was I'll hurt them.
Preach it sister.
The way you say 'rude' s*cks. It's actually so blooming unnecessary for half the **** you complain about
Um that's really rude.
When did you decide to be gay? Was it because no girl wanted you? Not even that low life ***** Alice.
About the same time you started being a giant waste of oxygen meant for the respiration of individuals who are beneficent to society :)
You seem upset lately. Are you okay?
I don't think I'm any more or less content than usual tbh. Thanks for your concern, though. :)
Do you smell like kiwis? XD
You know it :G the fruit that is :3
You have turned into a ****
Quite the opposite. I'm the least four letter insult I've ever been, I'm sorry that you're probably having a terribly stressful year 12.
Do you have any idea why the google ads encryption would decide that because I am looking at your qooh.me page I want to visit weirdsistahs, for all your dreadlock needs
Because you touch yourself at night.
"u" is a **** c:
No, it's in the word ****... It isn't one though
Wernt u alredy guy with dating nd ****?
Um, do you want to try again with proper English?
can u not
What's wrong with u? :( I think it's an excellent vowel.
Midori hen tabemasu desu yo!!!!
murasaki shinkansen mimasu neko desu enpitsu kezuri no tabemasu inu desu
あなたも持ち上げるのですか?
hai, anata no okaasan no topu o ageru.
not judging but how's your *ex life? do you have one with your partner? and do yous have the same intimate relationship as a girl and boy?
It depends on how you describe a normal intercourse routine in a relationship... But I would imagine nothing is different between homo*exual and hetero*exual *exual intercourse patterns, except like, the obvious gender thing.
Where's mah blackberry ice tea? :P
OH MY **** I TOTALLY FORGOT. I WILL GET ON THAT ****
wanna go out?
Do you mean like, on a picnic? Or are you asking if I want to date you? Both are risky questions depending on your identity muahaha. Jokes. but Idk. I'm picky about my picnic partners.
WHY?
Because of a genetic predisposition that I cannot control
I heard you like boys?
Indeed....
Who was the first person you dated?
I have no idea. I was a man ***** in prep and 1st grade.
Do you even lift?
No, no. Doggy al-fuera.
tell me about this matt guy
Um, inbox me and we shall see if i'll tell you.
i will Qooh you every day
Ahahaha prove it ;)
What happened with you and Rhett? You like some Matt kid now :/
It's kind of private. But we had our issues :/
shall we get married?
What do I get out of it ;)
Something you will never be good at?
I will never be good at looking before crossing the road >.>
Do you like anyone?
Yeah, this kid called Matt. Why do you ask?
はい?
w~~~貴方は私が話しているのか分からない。~w~w~~~
あらがとう ねこ です
ええと。。。 ダニエルちゃん、私のクーミーに貴方は書いてですか?
Why did you drop out of music, who is the best musician in that class
I wasn't allowed to do it because I hadn't done unit 1 and 2.
And the best? There's quite a lot of good musicians in that class! I can't pick a best one !!
What would you do if someone you thought couldnt possibly be homo*exual came to you asking for advice on coming out.
Um, I would give them advice? Hahaha silly :P
おねまい わ?
I think you mean おなまえは、;D
i am not jewish fine sir!! but i still take a fence...
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahha yay racism.
well yeah but i have someone (of opposite gender) and idk what do O.O
Hmm... To be extremely cliche+accent... Follow your heart :P
hey so like all I want is a place somewhere, wouldn't it be adequate?
Well i'm a jew and I wanna live in a nicer house. ;D (P.S i'm not jewish, and also, soz if they're are jewish people that read this)
so like im pretty sure I may in fact like both men and women, thoughts?
...Have a some? idk.
I ate a frog yesterday, was yes very nice
Are you French? Parlez-vous francais?
****
...I'm clearly worth 5 stars. kthx
so I don't know about you but I feel as if the name Jarrod doesn't suit you, how would you feel to being called Pablo, or Sparklepants McGinnigan
Hmm... I might stick with Jarrod... I wouldn't be able to fly to disneyworld if I changed my name, My passport says jarrod!
Who is your best friend ever(girl) answer it wrong and prepare to be slapped by several green doodles!
Leashy, of course :P
Yes you did. You said you were someone to talk to, you helped me, even not knowing who i am.
Well, I'm always here... Although inboxing me or texting me or something is a better idea cause I don't check qooh.me much hahah
Thankyou. Just... thankyou.
I didn't do anything =o
Ilybbi5eva
Awwh, you! Love you too, random stranger. ;D
Its not a question but I think that the fact you have a boyfriend is the cutest thing EVER!
We can share piano secrets too :D ha ha
Is this who I think it is? :P
How much is currently in your bank account?
idk, like $20... money is lame.
How'd you meet Rhett and where is he from?
Um, his ethnic origin is half american, half puerto rican.
How i met him? I don't even remember tbh.
Im really scared about telling people though, just that they might not look at me the same way, and that it would impact on my friendships.
So don't tell people until you're complete comfortable with who you are. If you're a senior student, chances are people will really be your friends and they won't care if you're homo*exual. I'm here if you need anything though... No need to be anonymous either :)
Watch out for my__________________ lol full in the blank Jarrod ;) do it.
Watch out for my pet wolf bat spider monkey. He's dangerous. They don't make "Beware of the Wolf-Bat-Spider-Monkey" signs though. So, you just have to be cautious.
WHEN ARE YOU DOING THE CINNAMON CHALLENGE AGAIN?!
Probably never tbh.
How does one tell people they like people of the same gender? Especially their parents?
If anyone isn't okay with it, it's their problem. I was worried about telling my parents for years. Then I just did it, and no harm done. It's not really as big of a deal as people make it out to be, unless your parents are immensely homophobic, which isn't really common in this day and age.
Which would you rather?
To eat all the jock straps of a large prison
or.
Be raped by a giant echidna? (they have four p**** heads fyi)
Your time starts now.(or well when you finish reading this.)
So, do I wanna get STDs and eventually die or get molested and die?
Uh... Quick I think
Fill in the blanks:
I went to ----- for a ----- with ------. It was ------ with large ------ and ----. Too much ------ can cause ------ with ------ ------.
I went to Paris for a week with Rhett. It was amazing, with large croissants and crêpes. Too much champagne can cause inebriation with extreme repercussions.
What have you learned today?
That this world hates too fast, but loves too slow.
Hey Mort, can i be in your pillow fort Mort?
Ill bring the dild-i mean blankets .3.
...No, no you cannot. It's /my/ fort. gtfo. Have a nice day! :)
Finish the sentence: Most arguments can be resolved with a gentle ______....
Conversation? Slap to the butt? ****? Idk, the first leads to the second and so on...
What do you think people think of you?
Clearly people think i'm freakin' amazing. Jokes, uh, idk they probably think i'm the nerdy loser that likes boys... but it doesn't matter...
Because GUESS WHO'S NOT ALLOWED IN MY PILLOW FORT.
Beef jerky with cinnimon you know u wanna try that ****e
I've never even had beef jerky, but i imagine it to be gross. and cinnamon is just no. soz not soz :P
Fluff muffins :O
oh hell naw.
What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
By being yourself, and just hoping you're not a douche, cause if you are you're pretty much ****ed.
I fink dat u r a **** lol #slaglife
Thx babe. #noyouare
Weirdest thing you have ever heard someone say?
Whoever just asked me if I would like to ejaculate over teletubbies then rub that persons semen on myself, that's pretty weird tbh.
What would you say to a session of touching ourselves to an episode of telletubbies and ejaculating in our palms, and then rubbing each others semen on our tummies in hopes a television will appear?
Teletubbies is the best show ever. I'm keen bro ;)
I have something that is pink and fluffy .3. CheezieBacon
That's what she said?
I was gonna let you borrow my awesome as* Phil Fury trenchy :c
xD Oh well. :3
Have you got an exam last tomorrow?
I don't have any exams tomorrow, why do you ask?
But but butter..... if you dry them out you can make some real money and you can't get in trouble coz its not drugs or nuthin! :3
I haven't been doing that....
No, but you've definitely been 'doing' something. xD
Hey brah..... brah....... i has weeeeeeeeeeeed...... ya want? *opens trench coat displaying common found garden weeds*
I want a trench coat tbh... And nah if I got weeds mum would make me pull them out of the garden, yinnow.
Get naked 4 mi bb
ilybb5eva, but u 1st pls
Do blind people have dreams?
Of course they do, they're blind, not brainless.
Fudge monkeys to rule the world yay or nay??????
Maybe they already do... Maybe it's just a dream... Maybe it's maybeline
That's what it's all about
"That's what" - She
You should go to school tomorrow and do the hocky pocky and turn yourself around
HAHAHAHAHAHA :')
As if you're not a virgin
Mate, as if you're not a creeper :p
FITE ME 1v1 Im lvl 100 weight lifter and black belt boxer
M8 IM A FKN LVL600 ELF LORD, IL REK U. 1V1 MI M8
Who would you call if you had to hide a body?
It depends on who the dead body was... But most likely Cleveland, teaghan or Erin... Erin would probably be the most efficient...
Do u love a man named Jack who has a flap?
Flapjack is my one and only <3 (LOL JKS, I'm not a slu*, I just love love)
Hey bb ily 5eva
Ily bby 6eva
You gay?
only 4 u bbi ily5eva
y u telling me what to do?
so i herd u liek mudkipz
Do you miss me at all?
...If this is who I think it is... No because you haven't gone anywhere...
who did you lose your virginity to?
If you don't know, your security clearance isn't high enough for that information
What is the best game to play in the bedroom?
Fort. Duh.
Hello my dear ****. Melontree
Good evening madame ****alicious <3
Are you a virgin?
No, interestingly enough. :P
Are you going out with a boy?
lol no
I lyk ur p****
That's nice... It probably doesn't like you. #this #is #totally #mel
Where do u see your self in 20 years?
Probably as a psychologist, living with the love of my life <3
Mwahahah do u now hate me? >:] hehehehe
No cheez. ;)
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